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Clips from The Detour - The Club (S02E02)

"Bye-bye."
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"Excuse me? We're trying to work here."
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"Don't apologize to those assholes."
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"Who are they?"
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"collecting money from these leeches."
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"and unlawful search and seizures."
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"So... 1-2-3-4."
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"Hey."
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"- That is so able-ist. - What?"
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"Oh, my God. How do you function in life?"
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"Matcha lattes and Adderall."
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"Oh, wait. Are you calling me, like, stupid?"
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"I'm, like, a doctor."
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"Oh. Yeah. Right here."
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"Jesus. Ooh."
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"What the hell goes on at this club?"
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"What doesn't?"
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"So, what now?"
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"That's up to Bowhaan."
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"Who's Bow... Oh. Who gives a shit?"
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"Jealousy's really not a good color on you."
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"I'm not jealous, okay?"
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"and she's still married to."
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"No, I get it."
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"I mean, I saw the way that she was looking at him."
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"she could have made soup."
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"Oh, Bowhaan!"
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"What?"
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"Oh, she's amazing."
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"You're lucky. She's only here once a month."
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"I didn't ask about her... No!"
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"Wilson."
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"If you need it to be. Come on."
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"I never thought I'd agree with the Taliban,"
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"but, uh... maybe we do have too much freedom."
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"Hi."
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"It's 10:00 on a Monday."
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"This club's not all that bad."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hey."
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"Forget about them."
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"Okay."
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""This is dangerous."
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"You're gonna wind up in the hospital.""
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"which, in my book, makes her a good mom."
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"Watch this."
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"God! I just lost August 2013!"
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"Every man should be his own teacher..."
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"Well, I can't see. The goggles are all foggy."
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"Can I take them off?"
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"What if he gets wall in his eye?"
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"- Be my own ocean. - Yeah."
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"I'm Lake Michigan!"
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"Ow!"
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"Ow!"
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"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen."
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"Tonight, you're gonna see feats of magic never before seen"
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"- Babe. - For my next trick, 9 of clubs."
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"Everyone see that it's the 9 of clubs?"
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"Okay, let's do just a little shuffle."
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"Babe. What are you... Sorry."
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"Just a little shuffle. Whoo!"
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"Where did it go? Where did that card do?"
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"- Robin! - Come on."
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"Ohhhh!"
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"Oh, oh, oh, oh! It's... it's coming... Aah!"
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"Ow!"
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"Aaaah!"
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"- Hey. - Hey, where the hell is he?"
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"- I'm gonna kill him. - Why?"
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"Why? Why? Because he kissed you."
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"Oh, my God. You slugging Carlos was dope."
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"- It was sick. - Nasty."
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"- Mom goals. - Sure."
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"Because they texted me. They said they were having a great time."
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"You texted them and you didn't check your voice-mail from me?"
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"It's too loud in here for that."
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"Why are you still here?"
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"Why are you here? Are you checking up on me?"
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"I'm... You're putting this..."
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"You still like him, don't you?"
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"Are you in junior high? Yeah, I like him."
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"But I don't "like him, like him.""
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"Is that what you're asking?"
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"- Who? - It's you."
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"I know."
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"I still want to hit him."
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"It will make me feel better."
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"But I hit him already."
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"- Yeah, you slapped him. - I know."
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"you're not gonna do any structural damage."
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"You're never gonna have to see him again, okay?"
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"I promise."
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"I don't know what to tell you."
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"I did everything you said."
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"We danced, we kissed."
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"I gave her a size zero-zero dress"
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"to make her feel cheery about herself."
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"She's lost."
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"Okay. It's the end of the party."
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"You must all leave... now."
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"Oh, wow."
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"Wow! What a bunch of freaks."
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"- What? - Oh, babe."
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"Your eye. You don't feel that?"
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"- No. - You don't feel anything?"
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"Nothing."
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"- Look down. - That hurts more."
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"- Okay, look up. - Oh, shit."
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"- Huh. - What?"
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"- Interesting. - What is it?"
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"Can't you just give me some drops or something?"
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"Are you talking to me about irresponsibility?"
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"Look what you're wearing. It's noon."
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"Dr. Lopez, can you come over here and take a look at this?"
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"What did you get in there?"
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"What breast... Oh, no, that was baking soda and water."
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"Then it was the period blood."
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"Katie? Katie only uses non-toxic children's paint."
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"Hey, guys, can you come over here"
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"- and, um, take a look at this? - Oh, no."
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