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Clips from The Detour - The Club (S02E02)

"- Pocket? - No."
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"Why are you here?"
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"I'm, like, a doctor."
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"- Oh, you're like a doctor? - Yeah."
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"Gonococcal keratoconjunctivitis."
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"She's like a doctor."
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"Resident to president!"
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"Oh. Well, you have gonorrhea..."
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"of the eye."
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"What?"
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"You should never butterfly-kiss a butthole."
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"Yeah, especially not without goggles."
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"For safety."
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"You can stall all you want,"
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"I don't know who that is. Or that."
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"In a city of 8 million people, you just happened"
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"- Where's the bag? - It's at the club."
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"- What? - I was gonna go get it,"
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"Yeah... song for your green-card wedding?"
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"Yeah, we had to make it look real."
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"Who makes this their song?"
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"These are your niños?"
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"Your name, muchachito."
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"- What did you call her? - It means "red breast.""
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"Okay. I'm gonna go get the bag."
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"Okay. Nice try on the neg."
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"I just hate the fact that my wife is hanging out"
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"It's cold in there, dude."
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"Everything's a lesson."
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"by any pervert in New York."
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"Why didn't you come get the kids?"
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"Oh, my God. I still... Do I still like him?"
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"Did you really think you could go by unnoticed?"
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"Oh. The... bag."
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"Hey, did I say "poppy," 'cause I meant "everything.""
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"What?"
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"I'm sorry. I told them to be quiet."
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"I was in a bus station, coming home from Miami."
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"No. I want you guys to come see my new job."
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"I'm leaving."
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"That's predictable."
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"with an attractive guy who does a shitty accent"
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"Such a grump."
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"Do what you do best."
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"Robin!"
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"It's the 9 of clubs from my asshole."
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"I think we are, because we're gonna get you divorced."
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"Take a look at the oculus sinister."
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"- Sleeve? - Just stop."
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"home of 12,000 security cameras pointed straight at you."
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"What the hell?!"
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"I hear the bus driver yelling, "Robin Randall!"
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"Okay. Fine. Take Phi Beta Brooklyn with you."
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"- Why did he stumble on that? - I don't know."
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"An hour? No, no. I got to go to work."
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"Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on."
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"- Come on, come on. - Let's go."
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"- It feels that way. - Yeah, it doesn't."
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"You got three whole floors of empty, raw space, no parents,"
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"J.R., what's today's bathroom code?"
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"How hard is it to put a sign on a door?"
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"Ugh. It just reeks of effort."
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"Oh, that's such a sexy plan."
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"Why does she need to look at it?"
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"Whoa. Check out Hannah."
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"to be walking by the bag of your fake wife"
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"- We're fine on our own, guys. - No, honey, you're not fine."
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"And no. Come on."
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"Her medium is menstrual blood."
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"Oh, my God. He's so chill."
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"to optimize axon functions in the brain,"
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"That's... Come up for air much?"
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"I don't need all these pe... I was watching the magic show,"
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"Hey, it's Bean. And you told me to play this."
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"Trust me. I'm just as confused as you are."
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"Okay. I guess this is... how do you say..."
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"Yeah, you're assuming that everyone can see or read."
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"- Sorry. You look like... - I have a feeling."
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"That's right, ladies and gentlemen."
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"- Get me a bagel. - Hmm? Yeah."
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"Check your privacy settings."
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"What the hell is going on in here?!"
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"Hey, the guy from "Up.""
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"No "ex." Current-husband Carlos."
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"How did you find the bag?"
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"Because I knew she would want to see the club."
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"Now, does that sound like just water?"
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"They're my tenants... Goddamn IRS."
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"- Careful. - Yeah."
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"- His own preacher... - Aah!"
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"Well, that's a lesson he learns on his own."
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"I got talc'ed by the Hooters waitress."
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"your strapping man, his new job."
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"IPetirroja! You are a vision."
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"Oh. Oh. Oh."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You took a bus from "My-jammy.""
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"Sí. That kind of stuff happens to me all the time."
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"You have your bag, your beautiful children,"
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"Bravo! Bravo! Bravissimo!"
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"of delinquency from her past... New York City,"
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"This one... she looks like her father."
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"It's been two hours. I'm worried."
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"They're what happens to water when..."
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"I wasn't calling you "like, stupid.""
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"Ow!"
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"Oh. Babe."
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"Whoa!"
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"And what are these long nights he's talking about?"
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"I got a corner office and everything."
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"I have to work tonight."
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"Hannah, stay there. I'm coming to get you."
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"So, uh, what do you think of your dad's new job?"
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"Hey, what's the matter?"
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"- And look up, please. - Oh, that's hard."
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"It's so much nicer than the kitchen I'm living in."
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"People who like it like this."
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"Guys, would you please just give me something here?"
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"Fine. Listen, you guys want to stay here?"
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"I was just, uh..."
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