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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - So Chineez (S01E01)

"Where is our Chinese Jamaican?"
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"Don't be makin' fun of China!"
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"I'm Chinese, Trent. You know what's cool?"
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"A wall you can see from space... China."
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"We got 5,000 years of history, dawg."
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"What's your chief export, Barbados? The chronic?"
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"Actually, it's electrical components."
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"You know who makes them into stereos? China!"
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"I didn't think he was listening."
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"This wouldn't be happening if I still had Jamaica."
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"Brian?"
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"Topanga?"
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"Hey, mom."
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"I got my world cultures day report back."
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"You need to sign it."
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"You got an "f"?"
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"I spent so much time schooling Trent on China,"
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"that I never did my Jamaica presentation."
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"The timing couldn't be better to show her this."
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"Cool. Thanks, mom."
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"Come on!"
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"Florida plates! It's official."
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"I got it from your school."
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"She's proud of me!"
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"Hey, girl. We goin' to the country club."
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"Maybe I'll invite you next time."
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"They named a side dish after me... the ni-coleslaw."
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"Next time then."
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"I hope we get our car parked by a blonde one."
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"don't sleep on the redheads."
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"One of those would be good, too."
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"And that's how my family started reppin' Orlando."
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"My mom had nothing to worry about,"
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"because no matter what,"
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"we were never gonna leave our heritage behind."
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"I think we forgot grandma."
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"My brothers were still nerds."
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"It's just as nice."
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"What country did you get, Eddie?"
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"Iceland."
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"You know, sometimes I forget you guys are Chinese."
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"Good job, boys."
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"Are we Chinese enough?"
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"isn't the only thing that's different about us."
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"But I need my arch supports. I got dad's wide-ass feet."
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"Which is why I'm enrolling you in Chinese school"
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"In Tampa."
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"Hey, you recognize that fellow over there?"
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"Ted!"
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"You interested?"
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"_"
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"No, we're not doing that anymore. Cancel the membership."
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"where Eddie Huang has..."
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"complimentary ice blue aqua velva aftershave."
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"and cancel our club membership."
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"That Jessica couldn't make it!"
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"What a jerk!"
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"I smell ice blue aqua velva aftershave,"
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"No."
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"So... if I go over there and put my hand on the TV,"
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"Just do it? Just made it."
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"This belongs up here."
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"I'm proud of you, Eddie."
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"There's a picture of me in the entranceway."
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"Her real estate game was on point."
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""Eddie, what's buddhism?""
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"What is that?"
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"I am so glad I switched back to Jamaica."
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"And that fella he's talking to?"
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"What is this?"
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"and he's never gonna trade."
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"It's just not a good time for us financially."
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"That catfish with a smile of an idiot is our boys."
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"- How do you know I have that? - Your taste in music sucks."
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"Yes."
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"Oh, what do you mean?"
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"That just means I gotta step up my game."
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"because we thought it would be racist."
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"I don't know what she said, but I know what she said."
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"What are we doing here?"
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