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Clips from Community (2009) - Beginner Pottery (S01E01)

"Whether it's ironic or sincere,"
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"Of the patrick swayze, demi moore"
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"Pottery scene in ghost."
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"Ever since that movie was released in 1990,"
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"Of what I call "ghosting.""
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"This could be guy-on-girl, girl-on-guy..."
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"The hilarious guy-on-guy."
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"So, since it never stopped,"
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"I had to adopt a zero ghost tolerance policy."
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"If you so much as hum three notes"
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"From that righteous brothers song, with god is my witness,"
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"I will come at you."
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"With everything I've got."
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"okay?"
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"Let's have a great time!"
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"I'm making falafel."
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"mmm."
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"Not edible."
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"What are you making?"
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"A vase."
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"- Hey, guys. - Yep?"
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"Look what I made."
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"Participant badge."
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"oh, god."
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"Look at this."
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"I mean, I just--"
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"I stuck my hands into the clay"
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"And it happened."
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"You look at me."
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"you have a gift."
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"Jeff's competitive side had come out before."
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"But on that first day of pottery class, he discovered--"
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"What did we discuss?"
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"No voiceover. Sorry."
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"It is kind of a crutch."
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"I've never been on a boat before."
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"I didn't know what to wear."
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"Yeah, it's intimidating."
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"We're in pierce's world now."
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"He's got all the boat clothes."
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"Look at him christen."
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"That were me, I would have broken the bottle."
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"I'm professor slaughter."
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"Welcome aboard the s. S. Nose candy,"
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"Recently purchased through government auction."
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"Oh, that's nice."
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"- It's not nice- - it's your only weapon"
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"Against the raging sea."
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"Together, you will work as one crew."
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"You will succeed or fail as one crew."
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"You will consider this parking lot the ocean."
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"Whatever you drop, you lose."
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"Mishandle the sails- you capsize and die."
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"Oh."
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"Now, does little miss nice have a name?"
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"Sh-shirley bennett."
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"Well, now you're captain shirley bennett."
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"Oh!"
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"Aw, man!"
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"You will follow her every order."
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"Oh."
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"I've never been a captain before."
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"I have."
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"I commanded a jet ski through an electrical storm"
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"And only had one casualty."
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"Jet skis only hold two people."
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"Exactly. Saved half the crew."
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"Pottery's much cooler than I thought."
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"And harder!"
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"Well, except for that guy rich."
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"He's, like, a natural."
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"Yeah, I'm worried about the effect"
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"That it's having on jeff, though."
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"- Mm. - Heh, yeah."
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"Well, you're usually the cool one."
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"Abed... You understand the point"
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"Of a blow-off class is to blow it off,"
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"Not to be cool, making really important mud pies."
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"You're not willing to admit he's talented?"
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"No, because he's not."
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"I mean, if I were ever to make an effort in that class,"
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"You'd think I was the cat's pajamas too."
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"Cat's pajamas? Okay, pierce."
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"Wow, somebody's mommy"
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"Gave him too much praise."
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"Señor chang."
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"Yes, I was robbed at the ymca."
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"Again."
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"¶ ¶"
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"All right."
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"Let's do this."
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"Jeff, do you know what you are?"
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"You're special."
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"You're very special, jeff."
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"You're the most special little boy in the world."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Take her back to harbor!"
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"Flank the sheets and, uh, trim the head sail."
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"- Aye-aye. - Aye-aye."
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"Eyes on me for a moment."
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"I see seamen."
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"From the moment you climbed aboard,"
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"I saw seamen inside you."
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"More importantly, you've stopped giggling"
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"At the word "seamen.""
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"And that's the mark of a real seaman."
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"All right, as you were."
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"Okay, then."
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"Crew, make fast the topping lift."
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"- I'll get the rope. - Oh!"
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"- Oof! - Oh, my god!"
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"Damn, he's ghost riding the jib."
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"- I-- - pierce, hang on!"
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"Agh! Ack."
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"It landed on that hyundai."
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"I mean, mermaid's car."
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"Get back on this boat!"
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"- Ohh! - No, no, no."
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"Well, I spoke too soon."
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"Everybody gets a "d.""
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