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Clips from Community (2009) - Beginner Pottery (S01E01)

"If I'd have chosen to hit you with a storm just then,"
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"You all would have failed."
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"You better get your crew in line, captain."
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"Ahem. Permission to speak! Mm-hmm."
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"You really screwed the pooch on that one, captain."
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"and I can't swim."
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"So you see, ladies,"
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"It's actually a working fountain."
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"With a bird."
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"In the shape of a vase?"
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"No, I can't."
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"Ooh, ouch. Let me take a look."
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"Being good at beginner pottery"
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"Doesn't mean you can heal people."
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"That's true."
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"But my medical degree does. I'm a doctor."
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"A doctor?"
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"I just take pottery to unwind."
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"Haven't lost a patient in five years."
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"Puts a lot of pressure on a person."
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"So the good news is this is neither sprained nor broken."
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"Oh, thank god."
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"But I'll have to get a second opinion"
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"Good to see you getting along with rich."
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"What's he like?"
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"he's a ringer."
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"A what?"
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"You know, a conman. A grifter."
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"A ringer."
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"He's an expert potter who signs up for novice classes"
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"To impress people."
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"But if he wants to impress people,"
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"Why join a pottery class?"
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"Why not just say, "hi, I'm a doctor.""
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"Because he's crazy."
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"I mean, you weren't impressed I'm a lawyer."
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"Well, anyone could be a lawyer."
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"You can't do surgery on yourself."
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"It's illegal. You'd get arrested."
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"And then you'd get a free lawyer."
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"Rich just showed me how to make a flared lip on my pot"
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"And check for breast lumps."
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"I don't know how"
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"And I don't know when,"
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"But one day, that guy is gonna slip up."
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"And when that happens,"
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"I am gonna be there to expose him."
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"Jeff, check it out."
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"If your finger's still bugging you,"
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"Just get creative."
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"I wanna kiss you on the mouth."
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"I'm sorry?"
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"hey, rich. Hey!"
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"Don't run so fast."
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"You're among friends."
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"How you doing, jeff? What's up?"
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"Oh, not much. Nada mucho."
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"Noddily...Merchant."
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"I just wanted to thank you, doc pottery-wood,"
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"Anytime."
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"No, this is my first."
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"- Of the year? - Ever."
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"No pottery at doctor's school?"
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"- Medical school? - Pottery school."
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"- Pottery school? - Oh, pottery school; how long?"
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"You know, jeff, it's kind of weird."
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"I feel like I'm being interrogated,"
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"Anything important."
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"Oh, hey...New mexico."
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"Long way from home."
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"Yeah, well, I did my residency in santa fe."
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"Santa fe?"
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"Yeah. Can I give you a lift somewhere?"
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"Oh...No, thanks."
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"I'm gettin' there."
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"Well, of course, yes, he'd be in college."
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"four? No!"
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"Did you sleep here?"
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"Only for a few hours."
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"Guess where rich is from."
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"Couldn't have been crazy town."
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"Santa fe, new mexico."
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"Nobody gets out of santa fe"
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"45% hispanic,"
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"They eat and breathe clay there."
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"I think some of this research"
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"May have been done on wikipedia."
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"You're mocking me?"
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"Fine, fine, fine. Go ahead--mock me."
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"I-I-I don't know what that means."
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"Look, I have work to do, before class,"
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"Because I want to catch rich when he slips up."
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"Who even cares if he's pretending to be a beginner?"
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"Pottery cares."
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"Integrity cares."
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"Look, I don't care."
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"I just care that he cares."
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"It's lame that he cares."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. My shoelace came untied."
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"That's your excuse?"
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"Britta weighs five pounds, troy can't swim,"
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"And I've never even seen the ocean."
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"Uh, I can swim, racist."
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"You listen to me, pierce."
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"On my boat, the crew comes first."
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"No single person is above it."
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"You either shape up or ship the hell out."
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"Now I know what the "c" in "captain" stands for."
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"Shirley, I thought you said"
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"That kind people were always kind."
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"Yes, and strong people change."
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"If the sea was always still and calm,"
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"Nobody would respect her."
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"- Hey! - Hmm?"
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"Cuckoo birds, do you mind?"
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"This is important."
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"College is where most mental health problems are activated."
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"I hope I get multiple personalities."
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"I get lonely in long showers."
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"Barometer's dropping. Temperature's warm."
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