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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Gender Reveal (S03E03)

"It's like, I could have a stranger's tiny penis"
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"just whipping around inside me."
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"Sounds like my Saturday night."
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"So what do you think? Is it gonna be"
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"If I was a boy, I was gonna be Donald."
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"Donald?"
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"- Yeah. - It just sounds like,"
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"Um, more like, and up next, batting for the Cardinals,"
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"- number 34, Don Sosa! - Oh, no, no way."
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"I'm-a Don-a Sosa."
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"Please come to my villa so I may make-a love to you."
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"But I work at the Cloud 9."
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"- Yes. - So we go to my"
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"do not you worry, you sit-a on-a my twin bed."
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"I'm-a make-a my roommate go away,"
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"- on the coupons. - I give you half off the love making."
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"- I should go find Kelly. - You guys doing funny accents?"
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"Ronald Reagan."
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"Uh, excuse me? Are you pregnant or just fat?"
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"- Pregnant. - Okay, good."
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"Uh, quick question, do you have any feelings of,"
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"Well, technically it's not mine."
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"- It's my boss's. - Uh, okay."
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"Uh, little advice. Get the C-section."
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"With my first, I was in labor for 36 hours."
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"Finally, I bit off part of my tongue, I passed out..."
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"Sorry, didn't mean to eavesdrop,"
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"but I had a C-section. Not great."
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"They couldn't get my uterus back in after,"
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"- like an overstuffed duffel. - I had to have twins."
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"Some EMT cut me from hole to hole."
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"Heather, you're on mason jars."
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"And Sandra, I need you to make a melon baby."
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"- I can do it if Sandra can't. - No, no, I can do it."
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"- I'll do it. - Great. Any questions?"
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"Okay, break."
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"- Ah, well, Jonah ruined it. - Hey."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, I'm on a break from Target."
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"- How's your new job? - Oh, at Target?"
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"Well, it's Target. It's the big leagues."
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"Well, uh, thank you for visiting."
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"It was good seeing you, but these carts"
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"aren't gonna put themselves away, so."
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"shopping for supper. Don't tell the folks at Target."
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"I'm kidding, they don't need my business, they're Target."
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"Everything okay with you guys?"
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"Yep, yeah, just spending a lot of time together."
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"Really? I feel like managing a Target"
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"- would take a lot of time... - He doesn't work at Target."
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"Okay, he didn't even make it past the phone interview."
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"Wait, he's been lying?"
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"He's been too embarrassed"
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"Kathy, no, I can't come in early."
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"Just handle it yourself or consult the Target handbook."
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"They cut off his cell phone service a month ago, so."
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"No, no, we're not doing that. We're not doing that."
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"We're not doing that. We're not doing that."
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"We're not doing that."
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"Take this, it's just sitting there, tempting me like a redhead."
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"Uh, sure."
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"Under no circumstances let me see"
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"This is a terrible, wonderful responsibility."
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"- No. - Wow, you're good."
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"The mother has lost a lot of blood."
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"The farmer moves in to put her down."
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"- Jesus. - Dina, some of the customers"
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"are asking if we can change the channel."
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"Oh."
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"The farmer is unsuccessful on his first try."
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"Oh, you've got to be kidding me."
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"Hey, Glenn, need to talk to you when you have a minute."
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"- Is something wrong? - No, no, no."
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"They just sent us the wrong receipt paper again,"
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"and I also decided I no longer want to carry your baby,"
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"so we'll just go over all that."
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"we take out that sack, and stuff it into someone else."
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"Maybe Sandra."
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"What technology?"
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"I'm talking about moving a bag of garbage"
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"You can't just move it."
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"It's attached to things."
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"Fine, fine, that's just one idea."
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"We can come up with something else."
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"- Dina, I know this is scary... - Okay, okay, how about this?"
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"We induce a coma, okay? In five months,"
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"I wake up empty and happy and everybody wins."
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"All right, don't just say no, all right?"
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"until we figure something out."
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"Hey, Garrett. We need the envelope."
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"We're gonna fill this piñata with either pink or blue candy."
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"till it bursts open and spews candy guts everywhere?"
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"Yep, that's what I said too."
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"Do whatever you want. I don't care."
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"It's funny."
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"Hey, is this the only gumbo mix you have?"
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"- I think so. - Mmm."
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"I mean, that's why we call it Target."
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"That's what everybody's aiming for."
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"It's a nice store."
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"There's this guy I work with named Gordon,"
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"who reminds me so much of you. The other day, I was like,"
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""Hey, Jordan", like I combined your name and his name."
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"- God, did we laugh, oh. - That's funny."
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"Why would you tell Jeff what I said?"
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"I didn't, he's just really good at reading people."
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"Like, not psychic, but he's operating"
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"Well, now he feels even worse about himself."
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"Okay, he quit his job for me."
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"I can't be the one who criticizes him for not working."
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"I guess I could try talking to him, if you want."
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"Oh, well, I mean, he does respect you."
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"But you can't sleep with him."
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"Yeah, no, I will try and control myself."
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"I need to know the gender of their baby."
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"Hello, it's me, Glenn Sturgis."
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"I seem to have lost the envelope the doctor wrote"
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"the gender of my little angel in and..."
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"I did not think this through."
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"And now, I have a horrible parasite"
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