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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Gender Reveal (S03E03)

"just eating and pissing inside me."
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"to lose weight, and it ate one of her organs."
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"She looked really good at prom, though."
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"Look, Dina, it's just for a few more months."
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"Yeah, and then I get to endure"
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"The phrase "cut from hole to hole" was said to me."
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"I remember thinking, like, big whoop."
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"Way to over-hype it, women."
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"Really? 'Cause for me, it was like..."
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"Yeah, or like pooping, with blood and screaming"
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"and then a face comes out of you."
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"It's like, what else are you telling people about me?"
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"Hey, guys. Hey, Jeff."
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"You don't have to say my name that way."
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"I wasn't saying it like anything."
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"Get back on the horse. Giddy-up!"
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"I've never asked myself what I want to do with my life."
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"And I just thought, you know, now that I have this"
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"opportunity, maybe I could figure that out"
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"instead of just jumping into the first job that comes along."
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"Is that so wrong? To just once ask"
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"what makes Jeffrey happy?"
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"No."
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"You shouldn't rush into anything. You should..."
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"follow your bliss."
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"Yeah, defin... definitely. You'll find another job."
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"You were supposed to tell him to get a job."
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"But then he said all that stuff,"
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"and you told him to follow his bliss."
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"Because I'm not supposed to be the bad cop."
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"- That was your job. - I'm sorry."
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"You seemed on board. It's called acting."
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"Okay, when you watch "Terms of Endearment,""
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"Debra Winger doesn't actually have cancer."
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"But I still have a lot of TV to get through."
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"We're in a golden age of television."
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"I had missed a few periods, and I was gaining some weight..."
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"Oh, no way, you were gaining weight?"
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"What, are you blind? Look at her."
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"Anyway, I took the test,"
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"and while I was waiting, I kind of realized."
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"Oh, yeah, 'cause Emma's a dud."
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"No. What?"
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"Right, no, JK, she's my fave."
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"Because I remembered how amazing it felt."
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"It's like, you're carrying this life."
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"You're a god. I don't know,"
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"I was kind of sad when I got just the one cloud."
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"- You took a Supercloud test? - Yeah."
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"Did you not read the memo?"
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"They recalled all the Supercloud tests"
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"after a bunch of false negatives."
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"The Midwest is drowning in blooper babies."
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"Probably trying to get her money back."
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"I know it's probably not the best timing, but..."
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"this is why you need to read the memos."
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"I was obviously lying."
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"No one wants to be pregnant. It's terrible."
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"Okay, first things first,"
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"let's figure out who the father is."
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"All right, let's make a list of all the people"
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"you've had sex with over the last few months."
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"Oh, Alex, Tate, write small, there could be dozens."
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"I was taking it slow with Alex, and I almost had sex with Tate."
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"He started doing one-armed pushups,"
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"and he fell and got embarrassed, and so he left."
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"He said he had a meeting, but it was like 2:00 a.m."
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"So then, who?"
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"Isn't he dating someone?"
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"Yeah, they broke up a couple months ago."
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"She broke up with him, though, right?"
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"It's the only scenario where it makes sense."
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"He came over to pick up some stuff,"
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"and we were both feeling a little lonely, so,"
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"and talking about the good old days,"
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"and he was wearing an Obama T-shirt,"
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"and I just miss Obama so much."
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"Guys, come on, it's just an envelope."
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"- Oh. - Ah, it doesn't fit."
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"My teeth must have shifted."
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"Again, let's stop looking for treasure,"
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"and find the envelope."
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"- What is he wearing? - Looks like hiking gear."
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"- I'll say something to him. - Yes, but remember."
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"- Bad cop, good cop. - I've done plays."
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"What do you think, huh?"
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"Hey, check out how light these are."
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"Carbon fiber... sorry, they're probably a little sweaty."
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"- Investing in gear? - Yeah, treat myself."
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"Hey, here's a question: How are you gonna"
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"Well, he's a grown man."
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"He can spend his money how he wants."
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"Yeah, well, he's just gonna blow through"
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"all those savings before you know it, and then what, huh?"
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"- I'm gonna be a bum... - Okay, you know what?"
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"I think it's time I drop a little truth bomb on you, okay?"
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"You're a grown man. You're too young to retire,"
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"and you're way too old to start mountain climbing,"
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"or whatever this is, so snap out of it, okay, bub?"
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"Grow up, get a job, and be a man."
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"- What? - If we're talking about"
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"truth bombs, well, take shelter,"
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"I have a story to tell you. It's kind of a long story."
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"That ends with a baby. Our baby."
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"Nope, re-record."
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"Hey, baby! No."
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"If you want to split Emma's tap shoes with me,"
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"the pregnancy was the main point of the call."
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"So remember that phrase, just once for old times' sake?"
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"Ugh, what are you doing?"
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"I have to tell you that it is..."
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"Cinco de Mayo Eve. Arriba."
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"Hey, Amy, which of these looks most like a baby?"
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"Um, they're all bad."
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"With her fortune teller sleeves and her Dallas eye shadow?"
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"Okay, I think we've gotten a little off topic."
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"Guys, Jonah's right. This is stupid."
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"I'm not gonna go hiking, all right?"
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"Let me just... I'm gonna put this stuff back."
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"- No, wait, you don't have to. - It's fine, okay?"
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