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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Bad News (S06E06)

"Seriously, Doc, why isn't this happening?"
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"What's your plan, Marshall? Just have unprotected sex day after day after day..."
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"[Door Opens]"
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"## [Upbeat Pop]"
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"## [Man Vocalizing]"
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"I swear that's the only one. Which one did you find?"
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"Can we leave him in here for a while?"
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"So, first day of work?"
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"Sandy Rivers?"
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"We should have sex."
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""P.S., Pops. Go fish." [Laughs]"
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"- I'm extremely fertile. - You're extremely fertile!"
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"- [All Laughing] - [All Laughing]"
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"Ew! He has to do that?"
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"- That's what I'm talking about! - Right!"
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"# Let's go to the mall today #"
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, at that moment..."
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"Oh, okay, well, I'll go handle your parents..."
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"What's that spell? Cox! Cox!"
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"[Shutter Clicks]"
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"This isn't working."
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"Actually, it was a good day."
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"Oh, B-T-Dubs, the receptionist... what's her situation?"
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"You're here. Oh, my God. I love you so much. Can you believe it?"
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"[Ted Narrating] When Lily and Marshall started trying to have a baby..."
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"they went a little crazy."
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"We've been trying and trying, and still nothing's happened."
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"I'm just worried we can't have children."
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"- And how long have you been trying? - Six days."
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"Oy."
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"But then months went by, and still nothing happened."
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"Something must be wrong. We're doing it, a lot."
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"And everywhere..."
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"the kitchen, the bathroom, the living room..."
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"outside in your wait... the kitchen."
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"Look, if you're really worried..."
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"here's a number for a reproductive endocrinologist..."
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"Dr. Stangel."
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"He's the best in the city."
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"Dr. John Stangel? I don't know, baby. Do we really need a specialist?"
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"in every position imaginable until..."
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"Wait. It sounded worse in my head."
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"- Guys, we've got a problem. - [Ted] Hmm?"
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"This is the application..."
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"for the regional doubles laser tag tournament in Poughkeepsie."
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"Problem is only one of you can be my partner."
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"So it looks like we've got a bake-off."
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"You may now present your arguments."
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"- I'm not playing laser tag. - I'm absolutely not playing laser tag."
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"- Damn it. - And Marshall's the winner."
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"Well, I'm gonna call Dr. Stangel. It can't hurt."
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"[Ted Narrating] So Aunt Lily went to see Dr. John Stangel..."
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"the man who knew more about human reproduction than anyone in New York City."
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"So, I understand you want to get pregnant."
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"## [Ends]"
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"- Yeah, and it cuts... - Ooh!"
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"How did you do it?"
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"Oh, God, you found one of the cameras."
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"- What are you talking about? - What are you talking about?"
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"My visit to a certain Dr. Stangel."
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"We'll look at all the factors that contribute to fertility..."
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"dietary, environmental, genetic."
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"But first, Ms. Aldrin, do you have any questions for me?"
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"Just one, "Dr. Stangel." Where'd you get the beard?"
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"Well, m-m-my mother's Armenian."
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"Lily, I have been with Barney since 9:00 a.m."
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"Between the sexual harassment seminar all morning..."
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"and the secretary beauty pageant all afternoon..."
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"he hasn't left my sight."
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"Wait. So you weren't wearing a fake beard..."
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"and examining girl parts all day?"
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"Not today I wasn't."
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"Wow. We finally found Barney's doppelgänger."
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"I guess we can tell you now, Lily."
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"The hot dog guy did not look like Barney."
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"Um, Marshall?"
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"Yes, we made our little deal with the universe, but..."
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"No. We made a binding covenant with the universe."
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"We said we weren't gonna try to have kids..."
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"until we saw Barney's doppelgänger."
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"Oh, this is bad news."
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"This is like a black cat walked through my uterus."
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"Okay, that's it. I am going back to Dr. Stangel..."
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"and getting thoroughly checked out."
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"Or... Or cost-saving alternative..."
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"you could get checked out by someone who looks just like him."
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"- I still kind of think it's Barney. - There's no way it's Barney."
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"Hello. You must be Mr. Eriksen. I'm Dr. Stangel."
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"It's Barney. Wow."
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"Really, dude. Bravo."
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"You almost got a peek."
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"But seriously..."
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"what second-rate community theater did you get..."
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"Would you, uh..."
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"So my wife and I are trying to get pregnant."
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"Ms. Aldrin, please just put your feet on the stirrups."
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"- We can begin. - Uh-uh. No."
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"Can't do it."
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"No, look, baby, I yanked on his beard. He checks out."
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"I really don't have time for this."
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"No, Barney... Doctor, wait. Please."
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"It's... Can you just give us a couple of minutes?"
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"Lily, how can I convince you that this is not Barney?"
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"Wow!"
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"It is like looking into a poorly dressed mirror."
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"- Okay, you have to go. - Right."
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"Leave the model of the vagina."
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"Okay. Convinced."
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"Great. All right. You're a little low on the table. Please scoot up."
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""Suit up." Not convinced."
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"This whole thing stinks to high heaven."
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"Baby, you just saw Barney."
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"He could have pulled some crazy switch."
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"Remember when his Swedish cousin came to visit?"
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"Oh, yeah. Bjorney."
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"Yeah. I'm sorry."
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"But unless I see Barney at the same time..."
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"l-l-I'll never be sure that Dr. Stangel isn't him."
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"[Shouting] How you doing, Lily? Should I have a boner?"
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"Okay, we're all done."
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