Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Family Guy - Christmas Is Coming (S18E18)

"(bawling continues)"
Family Guy
"What's wrong, little boy?"
Family Guy
"Don't be scared of Santa."
Family Guy
"Come on, Stewie. It's okay."
Family Guy
"Just sit on Santa's lap."
Family Guy
"Ugh. Some people push their kids to do stuff way too soon."
Family Guy
"Do you agree, Doctor Baby-Violin?"
Family Guy
"(man's voice): I really do."
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"Ho, ho, ho. Of course."
Family Guy
"Sit right here, young lady."
Family Guy
"Here you go, Stewie. Santa's no one to be scared of."
Family Guy
"He's kind and warm. He loves unconditionally,"
Family Guy
"and... and he makes..."
Family Guy
"everyone feel so... so..."
Family Guy
"Meg, what are you doing?"
Family Guy
"You look like Mom when she sits on the washing machine."
Family Guy
"Shut up, everyone! Shut up! Shut up!"
Family Guy
"¶ O come, let us adore him ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ O come, let us adore him ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ O come, let us adore him... ¶"
Family Guy
"What, uh... Wh-What just happened?"
Family Guy
"I'll have what she's having."
Family Guy
"Okay. She had six well-done hamburger patties"
Family Guy
"jammed into a hard taco shell."
Family Guy
"Oh. I just want to feel like that."
Family Guy
"Okay. I mean, I can get it for you, but it's a weird order."
Family Guy
"The chef was not happy about it."
Family Guy
"(bells jingling)"
Family Guy
"Are you ready for me, Meg?"
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"It's 2:00."
Family Guy
"I've never seen you sleep so soundly."
Family Guy
"What's going on?"
Family Guy
"Mom, I think I met someone."
Family Guy
"Oh, Meg, that's amazing."
Family Guy
"I want to know all about him."
Family Guy
"What's his name?"
Family Guy
"Let's just call him "Beard Boy.""
Family Guy
"Oh! It's like I'm in Sex with the City."
Family Guy
"It all happened so quick, but I really feel something."
Family Guy
"Am I crazy?"
Family Guy
"No. Trust your instincts."
Family Guy
"You've got to chase this feeling."
Family Guy
"Go find Beard Boy."
Family Guy
"I will, Mom. I will!"
Family Guy
"(exhales) What was going on in here?"
Family Guy
"The windows are steamed up"
Family Guy
"like when Subway's making the bread."
Family Guy
"Hey. What's going on in here?"
Family Guy
"We're making the bread, sir."
Family Guy
"Good. Now get back to making sandwiches"
Family Guy
"with the shiniest turkey on earth!"
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER: Subway. Have it your way."
Family Guy
"Can you pass the milk?"
Family Guy
"Stewie? Can you pass the milk?"
Family Guy
"-¶ O come, all ye faithful... ¶ -MEG: Shut up, everyone!"
Family Guy
"Just shut up!"
Family Guy
"Hey. Pass the milk."
Family Guy
"What the hell's going on with you?"
Family Guy
"I-I haven't slept in two days."
Family Guy
"Is this still that Santa thing? Get over it."
Family Guy
"You didn't see the things I saw."
Family Guy
"¶ O come ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ All ye faithful... ¶"
Family Guy
"I mean, Santa Claus was bouncing us on his knee."
Family Guy
"And it got a little faster,"
Family Guy
"then faster, and the more he bounced,"
Family Guy
"the bigger Meg's eyes got."
Family Guy
"It was... it was... Just look at the picture!"
Family Guy
"Wow. Okay."
Family Guy
"Uh, Stewie, I think I know what happened."
Family Guy
"I can't tell you explicitly, since we're owned by Disney,"
Family Guy
"but let me just say that"
Family Guy
"Santa made her "Little Mermaid" "Moana.""
Family Guy
"-Oh. -Exactly."
Family Guy
"Brian, would you hand me the Fat Man's fancy puking hat?"
Family Guy
"(retching)"
Family Guy
"God, this hat is deep."
Family Guy
"Now, there's my hat. Kids, I'm off to the opera."
Family Guy
"This opera stinks."
Family Guy
"It was awful, Rupert."
Family Guy
"And worst of all, I didn't even get to ask Santa"
Family Guy
"for the Vitamix."
Family Guy
"Blender? (chuckles) It's more than a blender."
Family Guy
"to sit on Santa's lap."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, I've got to hide!"
Family Guy
"How did she find me? That's my best hiding spot. No!"
Family Guy
"Oh, and by the way, Rupert, after what I saw,"
Family Guy
"I know you've been faking it this whole time."
Family Guy
"Meg, please don't."
Family Guy
"Listen, I've got seven dollars in my piggy bank."
Family Guy
"It's yours. No?"
Family Guy
"All right, uh, I'll kill Chris."
Family Guy
"You want me to kill Chris?"
Family Guy
"Okay. I got it."
Family Guy
"Next road show, Stewie and Meg. Promise."
Family Guy
"¶ We're off on the road to Ohio. ¶"
Family Guy
"High in the middle and round at both ends!"
Family Guy
"Meg, I love our road show."
Family Guy
"-Next. -No!"
Family Guy
"Huh. Something's different."
Family Guy
"Hey, uh, Meg? Uh, can you cut that out?"
Family Guy
"-Dad?! -Please don't tell your mother about this."
Family Guy
"I don't make much money, and Christmas is very expensive."
Family Guy
"(exhales) Dad? I'm gonna ask you one question,"
Family Guy
"and how you answer it will determine the rest of my life."
Family Guy
"-No. -Oh, thank God."
Family Guy
"Now, Meg, I got a question for you:"
Family Guy
"or did I just meet some mean kids?"
Family Guy
"Some stockbrokers are gonna throw me into a gong later."
Family Guy
"Excuse me. Do you remember the Santa from yesterday?"
Family Guy
"Lady, I've been thrown head first into so many gongs,"
Family Guy
"I think he was just a temp. I'd try the Warwick Mall."
Family Guy
"We're going to the Warwick Mall."
Family Guy
"Stewie?"
Family Guy
"Chocolate sample."
Family Guy
"Again."
Family Guy
"Just leave the carton."
Family Guy
"-Santa's the best. -I'm gonna ask for a bike."
Family Guy
Show more clips