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Clips from Family Guy - Christmas Is Coming (S18E18)

"¶ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ¶"
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"¶ But where are those good old-fashioned values ¶"
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"¶ On which we used to rely? ¶"
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"¶ Lucky there's a family guy ¶"
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"¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶"
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"¶ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ¶"
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"¶ Medicine was rare ¶"
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"¶ He ran outside in his bare feet ¶"
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"¶ Please don't free the slaves ¶"
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"¶ It's a bad idea ¶"
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"(to tune of "Silent Night"): ¶ Die Hard ¶"
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"¶ Die Hard ¶"
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"Chris and Meg alert."
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"where he asks them for something."
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"And I need it all set up before I turn it on."
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"Just shut up!"
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"¶ ¶"
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"(Lois's voice): I said it's time to get up."
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"If your way is very wet."
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"Shut up! Shut up!"
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"MEG: Stewie. I'm gonna take you back to the mall"
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"¶ ¶"
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"Who do you want me to kill? Chris? No?"
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"I took an extra job."
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"Were you the Santa at this mall yesterday?"
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"Is there really a weight limit for the escalator,"
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"Hey, Peter, let's keep it moving."
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"I don't remember my own name."
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"Thanks. Stewie, come on."
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"¶ ¶"
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"All hail the great Santa Claus."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute. That noise seems negative."
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"My uncle who moved to the Idaho wilderness"
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"-MALL SANTA: Next. -See? 400 minutes."
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"-What does... what does that have to do with... -Just do it!"
Family Guy
"(crying): ¶ The itsy-bitsy spider ¶"
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"They said my Santa would be here, and you're not him."
Family Guy
"Well, where is he? Where's my Santa?"
Family Guy
"One, two, 600 minutes."
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"Lady, by the power vested in me by Paul Blart,"
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"and every mall in this county."
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"Stewie!"
Family Guy
"It happens to every girl their first time."
Family Guy
"Go find your mall Santa, wherever he is."
Family Guy
"And thanks for the pep talk."
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"-Break. -(cheering)"
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"¶ In a one-horse open sleigh ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Oh, what fun in a one-horse open sleigh ¶"
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"¶ In a one-horse open ¶"
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"Sorry, sweetie. It's Christmas Eve."
Family Guy
"Take my mostly done Jamba Juice."
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"Wow. There was more in there than I thought."
Family Guy
"I can't believe I, you know, grew up all over you."
Family Guy
"It's okay, Meg. You see, I know"
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"Thanks, Santa."
Family Guy
"You're welcome, Meg."
Family Guy
"Wait, are you sure you're the real Santa Claus?"
Family Guy
"Merry Chris..."
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"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"Meg?"
Family Guy
"Don't miss a second of Family Guy."
Family Guy
"Are you ready for the new season of Family Guy?"
Family Guy
"(gasps) Can you give me a moment?"
Family Guy
"See all-new episodes Sundays, and check out our other Fox programs--"
Family Guy
"Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons and Bless the Harts."
Family Guy
"Oh, jeez, I'm so excited."
Family Guy
"¶ In a one-horse open sleigh ¶"
Family Guy
"Aw, this is one of those weird third-verse-nobody-knows songs."
Family Guy
"Glad that's over. Oh, God, there's four."
Family Guy
"¶ They'll try to get back at us ¶"
Family Guy
"And now, Adam West High School Choir's"
Family Guy
"original Christmas song, "Die Hard.""
Family Guy
"I see those looks."
Family Guy
"Yes, the movie was originally released in summer,"
Family Guy
"but it took place on Christmas Eve,"
Family Guy
"which makes it a Christmas film."
Family Guy
"I guess we don't need this for anything."
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"¶ ¶"
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"¶ John McClane ¶"
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"¶ And his wife ¶"
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"¶ Yippee-ky-yay, (bleep) ¶"
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"Oh. We have to go, uh, call our congressman."
Family Guy
"-What are they...? -Hey, Mr. Quagmire."
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"Getting ready for the birth of Christ?"
Family Guy
"Which happened!"
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"-Chris. Megan. -(Meg burps)"
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"-Gross. -So, how did you like the show?"
Family Guy
"I-I didn't love it."
Family Guy
"H-Hey, have you guys seen that mom"
Family Guy
"who wears a swimsuit for a bra?"
Family Guy
"She can't come to these."
Family Guy
"Her ex-husband has a restraining order against her."
Family Guy
"Boy, her stock just keeps going up."
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"So, Christmas, huh?"
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"-You guys must be excited. -(burps) Ugh, not at all."
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"It's always disappointing."
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"Just a reminder of how truly lonely I am."
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"-Hey-hey! Seamus, my man! -Oh, hello."
Family Guy
"Allow me to introduce you to my son, Woody."
Family Guy
"-Hey, Woody. -Hey."
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"He's gonna be a new character on the show."
Family Guy
"You're barely a character on the show."
Family Guy
"More than Woody!"
Family Guy
"Meg, there's a lot I have to get done here,"
Family Guy
"so I need you to take Stewie to the mall to meet Santa."
Family Guy
"-Okay. Sure. -Great."
Family Guy
"Now, why don't you go warm up the car for your little brother?"
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"-(door closes) -She's gone. Quick!"
Family Guy
"Let's take the picture for the Christmas card."
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"(camera snaps)"
Family Guy
"I sent the wrong picture to Walgreens."
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"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"Oh, look, there's all the Jewish kids"
Family Guy
"sitting on the rabbi's lap,"
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"I want a new TV, and it can't be a Vizio."
Family Guy
"Sony or Samsung only."
Family Guy
"I don't want to have to do any of the things!"
Family Guy
"Okay, little guy. You're up."
Family Guy
"So, little boy, what would you like for Christmas?"
Family Guy
"(bawling)"
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