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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Christ Nail (S05E05)

"I kinda like these orthotics."
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"Yeah, they're really going to help."
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"- No, I-i okay. - You okay?"
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"Small favor, okay?"
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"You work here, actually, so it's part of your job."
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"So I got, uh... see this thing?"
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"- put it up. - Si, mezuzah."
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"He's a little hard-of-hearing, so when you talk to him,"
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"Hello?" - yeah, "how do you feel, Mr. David?""
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"What ha... what happened to your leg?"
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"Huh? Okay."
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"See this? It's called an orthotic."
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"Just put 'em in the bottom of your shoe,"
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"It make you feel better."
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"Okay. - All right, okay, there you go."
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"They're really loud."
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"Let me ask you something:"
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"I'm gonna be on the lookoutfor people who crossbefore snacking."
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"No."
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"You're nuts about this Jesus guy, aren't you?"
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"I can see worshipping Jesus if he were a girl."
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"it's a little gay, isn't it?"
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"- Good sense of humor. - No no no."
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"- We got it. - If he had a daughter, everybody..."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Okay, it was good."
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"First of all, she makes the best chicken salad."
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"- I'll tell her to put the bra on. - Okay."
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"- All right. - I got it."
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"You done?"
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"( Shoes squeaking )"
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"- Jesús! - Yeah."
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"- Fantastic! - Yeah, thank you."
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"'Cause you know, between you and me,"
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"Uh, I got a little thing I need to talk about with you."
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"Cheryl and I were having a conversation the other night."
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"- Mmm hmm? - They're kind of distracting."
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"Distracting?"
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"I haven't worn one in 15 years."
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"- You don't like 'em. - Mmm mmm."
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"you'll put it on, you'll see what I'm talking about."
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"My treat."
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"- Okay, I'll try it. - You'll try it!"
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"I'll just try it on and let's see."
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"Larry: Where are you?"
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"I'm telling you something. I got a housekeeper who steals."
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"- Really? - Oh yeah."
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"I am buying her... I have to buy her a bra."
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"What, are you kidding? She's like 11 years old."
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"Jesus Christ, I'm shocked."
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"I knew there was no tooth fairy even before my teeth fell out."
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"Really? Maybe that's whatyour problem is."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"- You know what size she is? - No. I can find out."
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"What, "b" cup?"
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"I don't want to talk about it."
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"I know as much about basketball as these idiots."
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"That's all, just the opportunity."
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"A young, fresh kid out of college just needs the opportunity."
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"- Where you going? - Bathroom."
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"I'm gonna kill him!"
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"Because you woke her up with those things in your shoes,"
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"Enough with the tooth fairy!"
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"Maybe you shouldn't have propagated this ridiculous myth!"
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"( Shoes squeaking )"
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"Larry, get rid of those orthotics!"
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"Yes, hi, um..."
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"Yeah, I'm interested in, um..."
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"For your sweetheart or your wife? Girlfriend?"
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"- Tell me you believe me. - I believe you, of course not!"
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"But there is something wrong with it."
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"Something comfortable. She hasn't worn one in 15 years."
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"- Not a French maid outfit? - No, it's not a Lacey French maid outfit."
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"- 'Cause we have lots of those. - This feels very nice."
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"- In fact, this one... - I wonder if they make underwear out of this stuff."
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"They do. We have matching panties."
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"Feel free to try on anything here that you want."
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"I'm just saying this kind of foamy, soft material"
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"There's nothing perverted about it!"
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"Got a good selection for you here."
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"Okay, try them all on."
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"All right, you're welcome."
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"Hey."
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"You're a sick fuck, you know that?"
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"Susie: Quite a show, Larry."
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"Susie: And how did that feel? Did it feel good?"
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"I don't understand why you would walk into her laundry room"
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"You're the one who made me get a bra for her in the first place!"
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"You wanted her to put a bra on, and I was just fine..."
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"This isn't the first time it's happened."
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"We've been married 11 years."
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"Pervert! You sick fuck pervert!"
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"She caught me, now she knows there's no tooth fairy."
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"Where have you been?"
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"- I like it! - You like it?"
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"- Good. - Yeah, it feels nice."
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"What's with him?"
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"He was woken up and now he's very tired today."
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"Oh, jesús was very upset that you were talking about my breasts"
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"and wanting to buy a bra for me,"
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"That's what jesús said?"
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"Yeah, he was mad."
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"I don't know where he keeps the nails!"
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"Took the nailright off my neck!"
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"That's Jesus' nail!"
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"Yeah, she's very happy with the bras, by the way."
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"Really?"
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"I've really got some kind of talent for that, you know?"
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"- Huh? - Yeah!"
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"- I know. - Great."
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"- He quit? - Quit."
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"talking about the bra,"
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"Oh, okay, good."
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"- What's the matter? - My tooth!"
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"I think my tooth fell out."
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"Quiet. What's that noise?"
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"- ( Shoes squeaking ) - what?"
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"Jesús!"
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"Fuck!"
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