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Clips from The Simpsons - Gorillas on the Mast (S31E31)

"Nice boat, huh? I sell boats."
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"Wish you could have one?"
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"Yeah, but I'll never own a boat."
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"It's just a dream, like doing a sit-up."
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"I don't know what you do for a living, but me?"
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"I'm in the dream business."
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"I thought you sold boats. Make up your mind, liar."
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"(laughs) Now I could get in big trouble for doing this,"
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"but if you buy this boat now for the listed price,"
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"Don't tell my manager."
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"What do you think I am, an idiot?"
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"Wha-- No, wait, my wife will kill me."
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"You think your wife's gonna kill you"
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"when she's sipping margaritas as the sun sets,"
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"her hair blowing softly in the ocean breeze?"
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"Her hair doesn't blow. It kind of clangs."
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"Look, ask any financial planner and they'll tell you"
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"that getting a boat is a better investment"
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"than getting a divorce or opening a bookstore."
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"I'll give you this little pin from a defunct yacht club."
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"Hey, uh, what's this little hook thing on it?"
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"That's an anchor. You're gonna be a fine yachtsman."
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"(gasps) Oh, my God, your dorsal fin has collapsed."
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"Don't you see? She doesn't have enough space to swim."
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"This park is cruel and inhumane."
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"Empty the tanks. Pull the plug!"
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"I'll be back. You can't silence me."
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"I-- aw. So cute."
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"(sighs) Thrown out of another amusement park."
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"-Take me with you. -Not enough seat belts."
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"Finally moved that old cabin cruiser."
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"Let me guess: overweight guy, midlife crisis?"
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"how old they are."
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"-How was your day? -Beautiful."
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"Sold a Jacuzzi to someone who came in to use the phone."
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"Did you gouge him on the dipping attachment?"
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"Wholesale plus three grand."
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"Ooh. You get over here."
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"(chuckles) Make me an offer."
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"(both laugh)"
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"Smooth."
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"Bart, I need your help..."
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"Hot sauce? Cow heart? Fire ants?"
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"biting my brain, testing my faith."
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"But I will... (shouts)"
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"Damn it, where's the spray?"
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"Aye. Now, to put on me camouflage."
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"Man, you really know this place."
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"Unlike you children, the fish don't make fun of me."
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"(squeaking)"
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"Just 'cause you're cuter than me"
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"don't mean you're better than me."
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"You're not even a fish!"
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"(squeaking)"
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"Unless I miss me guess, these are the orca tank controls."
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"Everything in this country is backwards and wrong."
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"¶ ¶"
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"We did it. We set a captive animal free."
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"Pretty cool, huh, Bart?"
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"Lis, this is a new feeling."
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"We helped a whale be free and now I feel wonderful."
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"What you're searching for is "altruism.""
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"-(grunts) -Ow."
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"Are you happy, Willie?"
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"I'll show you. Air bagpipes."
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"(imitating bagpipe)"
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"Okay, I'm gonna take the blindfold off."
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"Don't ask questions. Don't probe for answers."
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"I'll just pretend I don't know we're on a dock"
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"next to the water."
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"Look where we are. A dock next to the water."
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"Aw. You got a boat for the day."
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"Did you bring beer and sandwiches?"
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"Why don't you open that?"
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"¶ ¶"
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"Come on, Maggie, get on Daddy's wap and take the wheel."
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"Vroom, vroom. Maximum thwottle."
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"¶ ¶"
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"What a wonderful day, Homie."
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"HOMER: Our marriage has never been better."
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"Time to risk it all."
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"Okay, guess whose boat this is."
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"I hope it's not Johnny Depp's."
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"He's already in so much financial trouble."
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"Brace yourself, baby. It's ours."
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"(gasps) You bought this boat?"
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"No. We bought this boat."
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"You just weren't aware."
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"(grunts, exhales)"
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"-Let's live a little. -Oh, my God, Marge."
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"NARRATOR: Meet LoLo the gorilla."
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"Powerful, intelligent."
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"She can sign five words."
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""Friend," "enemy," "kill,""
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""vodka" and "Seinfeld.""
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"You know she wants out."
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"Now for security, I'll say the rest in Pig Latin."
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"Ee-way, ill-way, oh-gay, oh-tay, ee-thay, oo-zay."
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"We're going on eBay?"
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"Ay-yay arumba-cay."
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"(phone rings)"
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"-Yello. -Are you sitting down?"
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"Of course."
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"Fixed your boat. Here's the total."
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"Don't say I didn't warn you."
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"Pull your friends into the black hole with you."
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"Yes, sir. You're supposed to disappear now."
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"Yeah, I will, but that's another hundred."
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"(sighs)"
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"-Hey, Homer. -What's the problem?"
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"(sighs) I feel terrible, just terrible."
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"Oh, yeah? Why's that?"
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"Because I have been withholding"
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"an incredible opportunity from you guys."
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"My apologies. Got to go."
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"Did I hear, "Wait, wait"?"
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"-No. -We're good."
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"Okay, 'cause it's really, really incredible."
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"See you. Leaving now. On my way."
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"Last chance. Buh-bye."
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