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Clips from The Simpsons - Gorillas on the Mast (S31E31)

"Eh?"
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"Yello."
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"Okay, I'll bite. What's the opportunity?"
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"We share expenses, we split the time."
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"If you agree, continue breathing normally."
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"I don't know."
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"I heard that sharing boats can ruin friendships."
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"Well, somebody better tell Carl 'cause he is in."
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"Wait, I don't want to be left out. I'm in!"
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"(chuckles) Glad to hear it. Could you put Carl on?"
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"(chuckles)"
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"We brought our old college stereo."
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"Let's let everyone in the water know"
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"some big shots are having a wild time."
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"(muffled): ¶ Taking care of business ¶"
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"¶ Every way... ¶"
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"Yeah, those fish are hearing some awesome B.T.O. right now."
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"Why don't you take the throttle, dear."
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"Oh, I feel it! I feel the power."
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"You know, I thought we were just dating casually."
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"(stammers) I, uh... This is not a no!"
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"¶ Taking care of business ¶"
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"¶ Every day. ¶"
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"Dang! The one thing I'm not allergic to."
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"You know, this time I really thought Bart was gonna do it."
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"-I'll do it next time. -I know you will, buddy."
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"-(LoLo roars) -Ah! Oh!"
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"(panting)"
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"¶ ¶"
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"(roaring)"
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"We got a problem."
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"Two problems."
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"So this is what it's like to be in a loving family."
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"-(phone buzzing) -(groans)"
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"Lis, altruism sucks."
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"You idiot."
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"You set a fish free because it has an ocean to swim in."
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"If you set a gorilla free,"
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"it goes into the city and it gets killed."
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""The Great Esc-Ape"?"
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"A gorilla mysteriously freed from the Springfield Zoo"
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"is wreaking havoc all over town."
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"The police, as always, are useless."
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"WIGGUM: Not true, Kent. We've located the gorilla."
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"He's on the top of a store next to a sign reading,"
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""You'll Go Ape For Our Bargains.""
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"Uh, yeah, I think that's a balloon, Chief."
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"-(air hissing) -Happy, Lou?"
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"You just shot a balloon."
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"Spending every weekend polishing brass."
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"I had the espresso maker mounted on gimbals,"
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"so when the big waves hit, they won't ruin the foam art"
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"on our cappuccino."
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"Foam Lenny, you're my hero."
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"I, uh, may have sold some extra shares,"
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"so I'm afraid these are all co-owners."
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"Duffman wants to impress his new stepkids."
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"What do you think, Kyle?"
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"My father died from drinking your product."
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"All these people are co-owners? Even Cat Lady?"
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"Now she's Catamaran Lady."
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"There's too many people, I can't move."
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"Okay, cast off."
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"Hey, my cappuccino head."
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"Hey! Hey, I can stand!"
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"Eh, no, it's just too hard."
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"Perhaps music will calm her down."
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"Ah! My screenplay!"
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""Friend." "Friend.""
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"(roars)"
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"Oh, no, I accidentally signed "fiend.""
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"I just have to convince you I'm your friend. How?"
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"How?"
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"(Seinfeld theme music playing)"
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"(gasps) Seinfeld."
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"-(roars) -Newman."
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"If this was just a little bit looser,"
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"it would be the best thing in the world. (chuckles)"
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"(sighs)"
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"Sir, I would like to return my boat"
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"for a full refund."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Perhaps James Cameron"
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"would take an interest in your sunken ship,"
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"but my responsibility ended at ka-ching."
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"You sold me a lemon."
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"Mm-hmm, people like lemons. They're good for your voice."
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"With your smooth talk, you could convince anyone of anything."
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"You like my lapels? You want to buy the jacket?"
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"I'm also in another business:"
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"smuggling meth inside bicycle tires."
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"Thanks for the free bike."
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"Just get it to Mexico by tomorrow."
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"-FLANDERS: Watch it! -Oh."
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"Y'all bring your gorilla here."
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"We'll teach him to ride and shoot,"
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"and soon it'll be a Planet of the Apes."
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"Whoops."
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"No."
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"we'll shave your gorilla"
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"and make him a body double for Bruce Willis,"
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"he could become Bruce Willis."
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"Next. Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"You're perfect. Will you take my ape?"
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"Dr. Goodall, I can't thank you enough for saving LoLo."
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"but I've given her a new name,"
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"one worthy of such a magnificent creature: PoPo."
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"And may I just tell you, you've always been my hero."
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"-See you soon. -Wait. Come back."
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"Take me with you. I want a life exactly like yours."
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"Well, so do hundreds of others, but still, you might get lucky"
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"if you work really hard and get a doctorate."
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"No, you'd have to save up, like I did."
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"Then there's a slight chance you'll have me?"
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"That is the most encouraging thing I have ever heard."
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"the importance of altruism."
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"Like when you let something go and it smashes everything."
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"Then I'm gonna altruism a robot with sledgehammers for hands."
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"Sometimes I just want to sit back"
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"Look, the gorillas have picked up some new habits"
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"from your father."
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