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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Cushion Saturation (S02E02)

"What about the creek bed?"
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"Leonard, Raj and I are gonna burst out the door and run away."
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"On three. One, two, three, go!"
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"- Where's the rest of your squad? - Uh...."
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"They left me here to die."
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"What about yours?"
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"Don't be."
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"It was friendly fire."
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"Well, we're surrounded."
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"You know what baffles me, Sheldon?"
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"That's great, Leslie. Thanks."
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"You scratch my back, I scratch yours."
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"They gave Leslie control over some unrestricted grant money."
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"- Are you done? - No."
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"You know what? I'm thinking Howard wasn't making a back-scratching metaphor."
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"What about it, Howard?"
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"And plus you got a rapid prototyper. That's an expensive piece of equipment."
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"The rest of us have had our budgets cut to the bone."
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"The whole thing froze. I don't know what happened."
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"That's three hours of picking out shoes just shot to hell."
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"You're in my spot."
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"- What difference does it make? - What difference?"
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"Here we go."
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"What?"
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"Oh."
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"Boy, your heart's racing."
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"Can I assume that you've likewise found the experience...?"
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"That thing on Phyllis' neck opened up again."
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"I'm busy, Ma."
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"Oh, there's the arrhythmia."
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"MRS. WOLOWITZ: Is she Jewish?"
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"You think he'll notice?"
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"I'm sorry, I buy it. All those people are on drugs."
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"There. Butt print."
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"- How was the comic-book store? - Fine. The new issue of Flash is out."
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"No, no, friends forgive the little things."
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"- I'm gonna go home and wash my hair. - Don't you dare, missy."
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"Hello, fastest man alive."
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"- What do you mean? - I'm not sure."
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"It doesn't feel right."
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"Excuse me."
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"Here we go."
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"You know, there's kind of an obvious solution here. Get up."
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"Nobody cares where you're gonna sit."
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"...and we transplanted a dog's head in its place..."
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"Yeah, sorry, I didn't really think that through."
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"You claim it's going to be a week. I have no faith in your cleaner."
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"Focus is important."
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"Was Michael DeBakey a wedding planner in between heart transplants?"
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"Did Alexander Fleming moonlight as a hair dresser?"
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"Thanks for discovering penicillin. Now how about we try a bouffant?"
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"Sure. I'll pick you up in 10 minutes."
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"I thought we were gonna play "Halo" tonight."
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"There's a woman out there anxious to have sex with me."
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"...to check out the CERN super collider?"
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"That's not fair. You're not even a physicist."
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"I want you to come with me. It's black tie."
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"Oh, all right."
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"Well, actually, I'm trying not to say it."
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"- How so? - Because we'd be in a real relationship..."
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"MRS. WOLOWITZ: Right now?"
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"Why are you crouching there?"
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"Where else am I supposed to crouch?"
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"There. Nice and comfy-cozy. Zero, zero, zero."
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"There's one more zero."
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"Sit on the damn couch."
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"What?"
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"No."
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"Yeah, well, before they went out of business, I bought 4000 containers."
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"But--"
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"Oh, this changes everything."
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"What's real? What isn't? How can I know?"
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"- Leonard? - Yeah, buddy?"
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"Penny is an amazing shot. I think we have a chance to win this week."
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"...Sheldon and I will cut to the left behind these trees."
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"That was for my cushion."
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"I'm sorry, Leonard. But revenge is a dish best served cold."
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"He's right. You can't."
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"That was close."
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"God, I love the smell of paintballs in the morning."
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"The Chemistry department has us cut off."
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"The Pharmacology department controls that."
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"Time to acknowledge that we are paying the price..."
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"...for some failing to attend Physics department paintball strategy meeting."
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"I told you, my mom has spider veins."
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"We need a plan. How about Operation Hammer of the Gods?"
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"Which one is Hammer of the Gods?"
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"We hide in the parking lot and ambush people when they come to pee."
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"No, the dumpsters are deep in Astronomy department territory."
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"Shouldn't be a problem, Venus is up during the day."
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"They're probably just all staring at the sky."
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"All right, what we need now is a tactical retreat."
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"Did you see Stargate where they found themselves on a planet..."
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"...with a culture based loosely on Earth's Athens and Sparta?"
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"Not important."
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"Howard will cover us."
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"But why don't I run away and you cover me?"
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"Because you chose your mother's veins over victory."
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"I had to take her. It's almost bathing-suit weather."
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"I surrender, don't shoot. They went that way."
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"- Dead. All of them. - Sorry."
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"They just wouldn't listen."
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"So I guess there's nothing for us to do but wait to be captured or killed."
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"Hm. That's the worst part."
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"All the while knowing that there's a paint pellet out there with your name on it."
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"Yeah."
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"The big wet ball of death."
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"It kind of does."
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"I say we make every moment count."
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"I agree."
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"How exactly do we do that?"
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"We're getting slaughtered out here."
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"War is hell."
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"Did you see the new budget memo this morning?"
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"Yeah, more cutbacks."
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"Unacceptable. It baffles me..."
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"...why they don't simply let some of you go so there's money available for my research."
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"Based on your academic record, any number of things, I would imagine."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hi, Leslie."
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"I got the approval for the rapid prototyper."
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