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Clips from South Park - Christmas Snow (S23E23)

"Are people not liking the Christmas special so far?"
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"Oh, people love the Christmas special."
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"Okay, okay, look, you busted us."
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"we had left over from last season."
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"I know, it's wrong."
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"No, no, no, what is the white stuff on the marijuana?"
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"Oh, that? That's cocaine."
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"What?!"
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"Getting enough cocaine was the tricky part,"
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"so we started growing our own."
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"Turns out the coca plant is even hardier than marijuana plant."
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"Cocaine is illegal!"
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"It is?"
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"Jesus Christ, you can't just give people coke without them knowing!"
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"We could all go to prison!"
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"Hey, hey, it's not a big deal."
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"I've been through this before."
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"Hang on, I'll handle it."
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"Don't go anywhere."
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"Legalize it!"
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"Okay, cocaine's totally legal now."
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"It ‐‐ It is?"
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"Other states are soon to follow."
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"I'm sorry, Santa."
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"I just can't think of anything I want this year."
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"I guess maybe now I'm losing my Christmas spirit."
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"Well, how about a little Baby Yoda doll?"
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"Nah. "Mandalorian" was great the first few episodes,"
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"[ Tires screech ]"
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"What on Earth?"
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"Merry Christmas."
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"What the? How are people still drinking and driving?"
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"Oh, they aren't drunk, Santa."
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"Everyone's just enjoying this."
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"Tegridy Farms Christmas snow."
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"‐It's great, Santa! ‐Oh, you got to try it, Santa!"
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"[ Indistinct talking ]"
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"Marijuana?! This isn't what Santa meant!"
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"I got rid of liquor,"
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"Our Christmas special is so amazing."
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"I don't know how we're gonna keep up with all the demand."
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"We need to get more help."
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"We're never gonna get enough done in time."
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"What?!"
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"Hey, Shelley, can you help us make labels"
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"No! I'M not helping you with your stupid blow!"
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"and now she has a problem with cocaine."
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"[ Pounding ]"
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"What the hell is this?"
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"New ordinance has been passed by the county."
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"No Marijuana sales till after the holidays."
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"Hey. [Bleep] you."
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"Who has that kind of power?"
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"Look, I just do what I'm told, man."
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"Happy Holidays."
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"They just shut down our business."
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"We can't sell marijuana during the holidays."
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"We can't give up on the Christmas special."
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"People need it."
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"[ Acoustic guitar plays ]"
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"Announcer: There's somethin' about the holiday season."
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"Folks seem a little nicer, The days a little more special."
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"And sometimes, we all need a little pick me up,"
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"but without any added ingredients."
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"Introducing Marijuana‐Free Christmas Snow"
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"from Tegridy farms."
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"All the festive snow you love without that pesky marijuana."
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"Because there's nothin' like a warm fire,"
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"some holiday presents,"
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"and a little Rocky Mountain Cocaine."
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"During Christmas, don't you want your cocaine to be organic,"
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"pure, and locally grown?"
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"Cocaine that's grown locally has never been smuggled,"
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"so the only ass it's gonna be up is yours."
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"Marijuana‐Free Christmas Snow,"
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"It's cocaine that's farm‐to‐nostril."
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"[ People shouting erratically ]"
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"Boy, people sure do have the holiday spirit now."
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"Yeah. What the hell happened?"
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"It's weird, though."
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"My parents have a lot of holiday spirit,"
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"Yeah. Last night, my mom had a ton of holiday spirit, and then, passed out."
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"She hasn't gone out to buy me any presents."
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"Butters, your mom has so much holiday spirit"
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"Christmas! Whoo!"
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"Yeah, that's a little too much holiday spirit, if you ask me."
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"There you are, ma'am."
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"There you are, sir."
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"This is amazing, Towelie."
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"I ever dreamed of."
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"What the Sam hell is going on here?"
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"[ All talking indistinctly ]"
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"Marijuana‐Free Christmas snow?"
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"You people realize that tomorrow is Christmas Eve!?"
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"And it's gonna be the best Christmas ever!"
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"[ Tires screech ]"
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"[ Screaming, crashing ]"
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"Santa to base. Come in."
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"Underpants Gnome: This is base. Go ahead, Santa."
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"Gonna have to take the roads"
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"until I find a place to dump all this blow."
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"Hold on tight, Towelie. We have to save Christmas."
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"Oh, shit!"
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"[ Yells ]"
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"♪♪♪"
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"The hell...?"
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"Linda!"
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"Did you do all my Marijuana‐Free Christmas Snow?"
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"I was just gonna ask you the same thing."
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"Mine's all gone. You had another bender last night, didn't you?"
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"No! Clearly, you did!"
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"Thomas, we were just wondering if we could borrow"
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"You can't find yours, either?"
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"My wife's been searching all morning."
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"It has to be here somewhere."
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"everyone else's snow, and it's not cool!"
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"Come on! It's Christmas!"
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"Somebody has to have a little. I feel like total shit."
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"It's gone, mkay!"
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