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Clips from South Park - Christmas Snow (S23E23)

"Santa: This is Santa."
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"The sleigh still isn't functional."
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"Got some of it repaired, but I don't think"
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"I'm gonna make it back in time for Christmas."
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"Hey, Santa?"
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"We need to talk."
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"Stay back, mother[bleep]"
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"Santa, you don't understand."
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"Oh, Santa understands plenty."
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"You assholes drink and drive, and you think marijuana"
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"is somehow different, and go driving around on that,"
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"And then, you go and make this shit."
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"Santa, that's not just cocaine."
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"[ Acoustic guitar plays ]"
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"Oh, don't give Santa that. Coke is coke."
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"That's not true."
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"This cocaine is grown locally, by local people."
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"Santa's done coke before. Santa knows what ‐‐"
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"Please."
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"♪♪♪"
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"It's cocaine ‐‐ just like every other cocaine"
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"Santa's ever tried."
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"You people really think that the holidays ‐‐"
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"okay, yeah, that's pretty good."
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"Because Christmas is a..."
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"Wow, that is really clean."
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"It's, like, not speedy at all. It's really mellow."
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"Honestly, I didn't know cocaine could be this pure."
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"Wow."
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"Because it's grown here, on a farm."
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"It's not cut with any nasty chemicals or harmful impurities."
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"No, you can tell it's really clean."
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"Santa like‐y."
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"Jesus: I can't believe what I am hearing!"
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"Oh, Jesus."
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"I have heard your prayers, Marsh, and I have been watching."
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"You want people to think that homegrown cocaine"
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"Jesus, you really got to try it."
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"You cut out the middle men."
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"Okay. I get it. It's really clean."
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"It's... Yeah..."
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"It's a good high."
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"It's [bleep] pure."
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"It's Tegridy."
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"Well,. maybe we all DO need a little Tegridy"
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"at Christmastime."
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"What are you doing, Jesus?"
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"I think it's time for a little Christmas miracle."
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"Hey."
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"Hey! Hey, everybody!"
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"It's fun."
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"Does this mean you all have the Christmas spirit again!"
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"You're darn tootin', we do."
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"[ Talking, cheering ]"
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"Hey, guys. I'm so happy my Christmas Special turned out okay."
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"It's more than okay."
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"I'll bet when coke becomes legal soon,"
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"everyone will want Tegridy cocaine."
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"Well only one thing left to do now, gang."
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"Let's go driving!"
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"Announcer: All‐natural Tegridy cocaine,"
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"endorsed and approved by Santa Claus."
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"Available soon at a store near you."
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"♪♪♪"
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"♪♪♪"
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"♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪"
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"♪ Mkaaay ♪"
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"♪ Christmas time is here again ♪"
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"♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪"
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"♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one‐horse open sleigh ♪"
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"Somebody got a new county ordinance passed."
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"You gotta just drink what you have at your house."
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"This can't be happening."
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"What's the point of driving now?"
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"It's organic, locally grown, and available now."
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"Santa will just see about this!"
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"Hey, Shelley! Hey, Shelley! Hey, Shelley!"
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"Hey, but... You can't do this!"
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"Please, just try it."
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"Right?"
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"God [bleep] damn it!"
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"but they sleep until about 3:00 in the afternoon every day."
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"The trash. We must have thrown it in the trash."
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"Please, Jesus."
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"But this is ridiculous."
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"Look, I'm sorry, Randy,"
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"♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪"
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"[ Cheers and applause ]"
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"♪ Come on, we're going for a sleigh ride ♪"
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"♪♪♪ [ Tires screech ]"
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"in front of the booze section."
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"What exactly is in this Christmas Snow?"
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"So...Marsh."
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"Sleigh is too loaded down to fly."
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"No!"
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