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Clips from South Park - Christmas Snow (S23E23)

"Uh, maybe we can just go around to the other side."
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"Come on!"
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"What the hell?"
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"I dunno, there's some kind of blockage"
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"Manager! Manager!"
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"Can I help you?"
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"blocking our way into the liquor aisle."
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"Yes. We can't sell liquor during the holidays."
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"What? Who has that kind of power?"
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"It's Christmas, damn it! What are we supposed to drink?!"
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"[ Scoffs ] We drank it all"
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"before driving to the tree‐lighting ceremony!"
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"All: Yeah!"
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"Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait! Hold on!"
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"Sorry, everyone. I've been shut down until the new year."
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"No! Not you, too!"
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"You must have something you can give us."
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"All I've got is this little bottle of peppermint schnapps,"
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"and it's barely enough for my drive home."
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"I've got family coming over ‐‐ from out of town!"
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"You can't expect me to be sober!"
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"Gimme a Cabernet, huh?"
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"I got lemonade, soft drinks, and teas."
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"That's all I can sell until January 2nd."
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"How about we all drive around a little?"
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"♪ Silent night ♪"
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"♪ Holy night ♪"
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"♪ All is calm ♪"
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"♪ All is bright ♪ Nobody's out shopping."
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"The town is dead."
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"We don't know who passed the ordinance, Mayor, but..."
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"well, the people just feel let down."
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"There's only one thing we can do."
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"[ Tires screech ]"
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"[ Knock on door ]"
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"Hello, Mayor, everybody."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"For what?"
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"Nobody's buying presents or going to holiday events."
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"People ‐‐ they need some holiday spirit."
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"might put everyone in a better mood."
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"Guys, my season is over."
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"Tegridy Farms' season ended weeks ago."
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"We understand, but couldn't you do,"
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"like, a limited‐edition run"
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"just to get people through the holidays?"
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"You want me to do a Christmas special?"
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"Yes! South Park needs Tegridy Farms."
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"We all do, Randy!"
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"But, guys, look behind you."
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"How am I supposed to sell weed to people now?"
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"I'll tell you how."
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"Because you're Randy Marsh."
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"And there's one thing you have that nobody else does ‐‐"
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"Tegridy."
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"You're ‐‐ You're not gonna let"
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"a little cold weather stand in your way."
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"Tegridy Farms is about community."
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"That's Tegridy. That's tegridy weed."
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"Well, you're right about that."
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"and I'll see what I can do."
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"Thank you, Marsh. And God bless Tegridy Farms."
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"but marijuana simply doesn't grow in the cold."
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"So we use the greenhouse."
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"There's gotta be a way to make a Christmas special."
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"It's what everyone wants."
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"Hey, wait a minute!"
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"How about we repackage some of the surplus?"
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"We still have lots of leftover Mexican Joker."
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"That's 'cause people didn't really like Mexican Joker."
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"I'm not gonna just repackage it. That's not special."
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"Okay, so, how about we combine"
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"with some of the Season Finale?"
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"Agh!"
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"What's wrong?"
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"It's just..."
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"it needs something else."
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"Just mixing old product together and naming it something new ‐‐"
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"that's not special, and it's not Tegridy."
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"It's just not Tegridy."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"It's gonna be your birthday soon, Jesus."
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"I wanna make something as special as you are."
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"I just need the right idea."
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"[ Wind blowing ]"
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"[ Wind continues ]"
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"♪ I'll have a blue Christmas ♪"
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"I hate the holidays."
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"Come on, Token, let's wrap it up and get out of here!"
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"♪ I'll be so blue ♪"
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"Dude, our parents seem really bummed out."
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"Yeah, it's like someone came and took"
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"This isn't good, you guys."
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"You know what it means when our parents have no Christmas spirit?"
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"Shitty presents."
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"We're screwed, you guys."
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"They just gotta get their Christmas spirits back!"
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"They just gotta!"
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"[ Engine revving, horn honking ]"
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"Mrph rmh rmphm?"
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"[ Revving, honking continues ]"
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"Look!"
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"Well, howdy there, folks."
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"Randy?"
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"Heard you were all a little down"
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"and might need a boost."
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"So I thought I'd bring you some Christmas Snow."
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"[ Excited indistinct conversations ]"
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"Whoa, whoa. There's enough for everybody."
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"Oh, wow, this smells great!"
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"Hey, what's this white stuff on the top?"
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"Just a little something extra for a special kick."
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"Well, what are we waiting for, everyone?!"
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"Let's do some driving! [ Crowd cheers ]"
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"♪ Come on, we're going for a sleigh ride ♪"
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"♪ Christmas time is here again ♪"
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"♪ Come on, we're going for ♪ [ Cheering ]"
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"Now back to the "Tegridy Farms Christmas Special!" [ Bang on door ]"
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"Oh, hi, Mayor."
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"What's going on?"
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