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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Customer Satisfaction (S06E06)

"I was gonna do a whole thing."
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"Anyway, hey, team. Good to be back!"
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"Yeah, I guess Zephra wanted someone with experience."
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"oh, I don't know, two districts."
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"- The...link at the bottom of every receipt?"
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"- No. Been there for years."
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"- Nobody bothers with the surveys."
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"and for murder alibis."
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"at the scores and the comments,"
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"so it's important that you get positive feedback."
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"- What's that supposed to mean?"
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"that 1217 is a "problem child" store."
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"- What? - I mean,"
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"you did damage the store's servers,"
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"there's Carol's lawsuit, not to mention"
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"when you just rattle them off in a row like that."
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"Because after church and the bus,"
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"Customers eat that up, especially moms."
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"to get a good survey? - No! What?"
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"- Glenn, we actually legally can't tell Jonah"
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"who not to sleep with, so if you're gonna have sex"
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"with the moms, just do it on your break."
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"- Dang, you guys are probably thinking,"
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""Then they're gonna fire us,"
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"- - Oh, my bad."
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"Were you not thinking that?"
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"- Oh, my God. She's right."
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"- They'll die before I let them leave,"
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"- And shave them? - What?"
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"so they know they did something bad?"
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"- Oh, okay. Yeah, sorry. It just wasn't clear."
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"- No."
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"Do you have time to tell us-- - Time?"
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"- I do the shopping and the cleaning"
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"and make dinner."
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"Tell me, do I have time to take a survey?"
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"- Oh, you're getting a call."
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"- Oh, you can just answer it."
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"- Oh, tomorrow is no good."
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"and let Cloud 9 know about your experience."
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"Uh-oh! Two packs of Nutter Butters?"
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"- So again, it's out of five stars,"
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"so you can talk about your thing, but cool."
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"and they'd stop us and say, "You guys are the most"
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"But you know, with COVID..."
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"he can't be a part of that."
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"- Yeah, sorry."
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"- Yeah, I know. What's up with that?"
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"I have a jeweler you should definitely talk to."
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"- Dude, what was that? - Sorry."
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"He flipped out!"
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"It's almost like, "Is she too hot for Garrett?""
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"But also, some of you are not,"
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"and putting you on a special assignment."
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"Like, just away from human interaction."
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"- Hootie-hoo!"
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"and Jonah."
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"- And Jonah, what?"
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"- No. What? No, that's--no."
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"- Well, she made the list, so she probably knows who's on it."
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"- I was being friendly. This is ridiculous."
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"I don't belong with this group. I have people skills."
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"Not saying you guys don't, but..."
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"- Elias. He's always hoarding wipes in the back for himself."
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"that he got five stars for that?"
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"- I guess it kind of makes sense."
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"I mean, the customer had an issue,"
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"- Huh."
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"Come on. Isn't that how Stalin got his start?"
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"- Yeah, you're right. We should probably just,"
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"- Oh, man. I hope we can get this done in time."
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"to be making for the customers?"
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"or, "oh, my God, my baby was stolen" problems?"
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"- So we're supposed to stash a bunch of stolen babies"
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"Who's gonna be around all the time?"
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"Now, it's getting so much traction."
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"- Oh, I'll do it. Linchpin of the operation."
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"- Oh, man. Really? No pizza?"
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"through the back, but I found the last one for you."
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"♪"
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"And I'm like, "Not today, shelf.""
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"This wouldn't be happening if the customers"
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"- Hey, don't get down on yourself."
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"- No, I know. You're right. I just--"
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"The rejects. The freaks."
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"- Hey, dude, I just got off a 45-minute phone call"
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"Oh, and ring size is easy."
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"I'm trying to choose between a ribeye and a sirloin steak."
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"- I'm so sorry about him."
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"- ♪ Eeny, meeny, miney, mo"
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"You have to have a system."
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"Keep it up!"
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"- We freakin' did it. - It worked!"
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"most prostitutes killed in your parking lot."
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"wherever he works."
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"- No, no. I don't think I'm better than this, okay?"
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"I think we all are."
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"- I can be the lead singer of the coolest band there is,"
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"and then, we'll see where we land."
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"- Oh, that baby's going right on the wall"
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"What the hell did you do?"
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"and shot glasses. - I meant, like,"
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"- Okay, yeah, well, I wish you would've just said that."
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"There's a bunch of water in the hallway."
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"- Yeah, we're aware. - It's pee-pee water!"
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"I am...almost sure of it."
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"We got this."
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"so someone needs to distract him."
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"- Wait, let me just try one more thing."
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"♪"
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"I'm pretty sure I could just suck out the clog."
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"We don't get them till next month."
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"Move! - Ugh! Ew! Ew! Ew!"
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"Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!"
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"Glenn, don't get it in your mouth!"
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"So how are you? How are things?"
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"How are the Subarus? - Good."
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"and believe me, he lives up to it."
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"we're aware of the water on the floor,"
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"not from the café,"
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