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Clips from Superstore - Customer Satisfaction (S06E06)

TV Series 2015–2021 Season 6, Episode 12 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 579 clips
Comedy
I was gonna do a whole thing.
"I was gonna do a whole thing."
Superstore
Anyway, hey, team. Good to be back!
"Anyway, hey, team. Good to be back!"
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Yeah, I guess Zephra wanted someone with experience.
"Yeah, I guess Zephra wanted someone with experience."
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oh, I don't know, two districts.
"oh, I don't know, two districts."
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- The...link at the bottom of every receipt?
"- The...link at the bottom of every receipt?"
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- No. Been there for years.
"- No. Been there for years."
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- Nobody bothers with the surveys.
"- Nobody bothers with the surveys."
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and for murder alibis.
"and for murder alibis."
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at the scores and the comments,
"at the scores and the comments,"
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so it's important that you get positive feedback.
"so it's important that you get positive feedback."
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- What's that supposed to mean?
"- What's that supposed to mean?"
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that 1217 is a "problem child" store.
"that 1217 is a "problem child" store."
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- What? - I mean,
"- What? - I mean,"
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you did damage the store's servers,
"you did damage the store's servers,"
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there's Carol's lawsuit, not to mention
"there's Carol's lawsuit, not to mention"
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when you just rattle them off in a row like that.
"when you just rattle them off in a row like that."
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Because after church and the bus,
"Because after church and the bus,"
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Customers eat that up, especially moms.
"Customers eat that up, especially moms."
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to get a good survey? - No! What?
"to get a good survey? - No! What?"
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- Glenn, we actually legally can't tell Jonah
"- Glenn, we actually legally can't tell Jonah"
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who not to sleep with, so if you're gonna have sex
"who not to sleep with, so if you're gonna have sex"
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with the moms, just do it on your break.
"with the moms, just do it on your break."
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- Dang, you guys are probably thinking,
"- Dang, you guys are probably thinking,"
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"Then they're gonna fire us,
""Then they're gonna fire us,"
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- - Oh, my bad.
"- - Oh, my bad."
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Were you not thinking that?
"Were you not thinking that?"
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- Oh, my God. She's right.
"- Oh, my God. She's right."
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- They'll die before I let them leave,
"- They'll die before I let them leave,"
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- And shave them? - What?
"- And shave them? - What?"
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so they know they did something bad?
"so they know they did something bad?"
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- Oh, okay. Yeah, sorry. It just wasn't clear.
"- Oh, okay. Yeah, sorry. It just wasn't clear."
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- No.
"- No."
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Do you have time to tell us-- - Time?
"Do you have time to tell us-- - Time?"
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- I do the shopping and the cleaning
"- I do the shopping and the cleaning"
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and make dinner.
"and make dinner."
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Tell me, do I have time to take a survey?
"Tell me, do I have time to take a survey?"
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- Oh, you're getting a call.
"- Oh, you're getting a call."
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- Oh, you can just answer it.
"- Oh, you can just answer it."
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- Oh, tomorrow is no good.
"- Oh, tomorrow is no good."
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and let Cloud 9 know about your experience.
"and let Cloud 9 know about your experience."
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Uh-oh! Two packs of Nutter Butters?
"Uh-oh! Two packs of Nutter Butters?"
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- So again, it's out of five stars,
"- So again, it's out of five stars,"
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so you can talk about your thing, but cool.
"so you can talk about your thing, but cool."
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and they'd stop us and say, "You guys are the most
"and they'd stop us and say, "You guys are the most"
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But you know, with COVID...
"But you know, with COVID..."
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he can't be a part of that.
"he can't be a part of that."
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- Yeah, sorry.
"- Yeah, sorry."
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- Yeah, I know. What's up with that?
"- Yeah, I know. What's up with that?"
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I have a jeweler you should definitely talk to.
"I have a jeweler you should definitely talk to."
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- Dude, what was that? - Sorry.
"- Dude, what was that? - Sorry."
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He flipped out!
"He flipped out!"
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It's almost like, "Is she too hot for Garrett?"
"It's almost like, "Is she too hot for Garrett?""
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But also, some of you are not,
"But also, some of you are not,"
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and putting you on a special assignment.
"and putting you on a special assignment."
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Like, just away from human interaction.
"Like, just away from human interaction."
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- Hootie-hoo!
"- Hootie-hoo!"
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and Jonah.
"and Jonah."
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- And Jonah, what?
"- And Jonah, what?"
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- No. What? No, that's--no.
"- No. What? No, that's--no."
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- Well, she made the list, so she probably knows who's on it.
"- Well, she made the list, so she probably knows who's on it."
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- I was being friendly. This is ridiculous.
"- I was being friendly. This is ridiculous."
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I don't belong with this group. I have people skills.
"I don't belong with this group. I have people skills."
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Not saying you guys don't, but...
"Not saying you guys don't, but..."
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- Elias. He's always hoarding wipes in the back for himself.
"- Elias. He's always hoarding wipes in the back for himself."
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that he got five stars for that?
"that he got five stars for that?"
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- I guess it kind of makes sense.
"- I guess it kind of makes sense."
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I mean, the customer had an issue,
"I mean, the customer had an issue,"
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- Huh.
"- Huh."
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Come on. Isn't that how Stalin got his start?
"Come on. Isn't that how Stalin got his start?"
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- Yeah, you're right. We should probably just,
"- Yeah, you're right. We should probably just,"
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- Oh, man. I hope we can get this done in time.
"- Oh, man. I hope we can get this done in time."
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to be making for the customers?
"to be making for the customers?"
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or, "oh, my God, my baby was stolen" problems?
"or, "oh, my God, my baby was stolen" problems?"
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- So we're supposed to stash a bunch of stolen babies
"- So we're supposed to stash a bunch of stolen babies"
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Who's gonna be around all the time?
"Who's gonna be around all the time?"
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Now, it's getting so much traction.
"Now, it's getting so much traction."
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- Oh, I'll do it. Linchpin of the operation.
"- Oh, I'll do it. Linchpin of the operation."
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- Oh, man. Really? No pizza?
"- Oh, man. Really? No pizza?"
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through the back, but I found the last one for you.
"through the back, but I found the last one for you."
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♪
"♪"
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And I'm like, "Not today, shelf."
"And I'm like, "Not today, shelf.""
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This wouldn't be happening if the customers
"This wouldn't be happening if the customers"
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- Hey, don't get down on yourself.
"- Hey, don't get down on yourself."
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- No, I know. You're right. I just--
"- No, I know. You're right. I just--"
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The rejects. The freaks.
"The rejects. The freaks."
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- Hey, dude, I just got off a 45-minute phone call
"- Hey, dude, I just got off a 45-minute phone call"
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Oh, and ring size is easy.
"Oh, and ring size is easy."
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I'm trying to choose between a ribeye and a sirloin steak.
"I'm trying to choose between a ribeye and a sirloin steak."
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- I'm so sorry about him.
"- I'm so sorry about him."
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- ♪ Eeny, meeny, miney, mo
"- ♪ Eeny, meeny, miney, mo"
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You have to have a system.
"You have to have a system."
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Keep it up!
"Keep it up!"
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- We freakin' did it. - It worked!
"- We freakin' did it. - It worked!"
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most prostitutes killed in your parking lot.
"most prostitutes killed in your parking lot."
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wherever he works.
"wherever he works."
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- No, no. I don't think I'm better than this, okay?
"- No, no. I don't think I'm better than this, okay?"
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I think we all are.
"I think we all are."
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- I can be the lead singer of the coolest band there is,
"- I can be the lead singer of the coolest band there is,"
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and then, we'll see where we land.
"and then, we'll see where we land."
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- Oh, that baby's going right on the wall
"- Oh, that baby's going right on the wall"
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What the hell did you do?
"What the hell did you do?"
Superstore
and shot glasses. - I meant, like,
"and shot glasses. - I meant, like,"
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- Okay, yeah, well, I wish you would've just said that.
"- Okay, yeah, well, I wish you would've just said that."
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There's a bunch of water in the hallway.
"There's a bunch of water in the hallway."
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- Yeah, we're aware. - It's pee-pee water!
"- Yeah, we're aware. - It's pee-pee water!"
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I am...almost sure of it.
"I am...almost sure of it."
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We got this.
"We got this."
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so someone needs to distract him.
"so someone needs to distract him."
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- Wait, let me just try one more thing.
"- Wait, let me just try one more thing."
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♪
"♪"
Superstore
I'm pretty sure I could just suck out the clog.
"I'm pretty sure I could just suck out the clog."
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We don't get them till next month.
"We don't get them till next month."
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Move! - Ugh! Ew! Ew! Ew!
"Move! - Ugh! Ew! Ew! Ew!"
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Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
"Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!"
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Glenn, don't get it in your mouth!
"Glenn, don't get it in your mouth!"
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So how are you? How are things?
"So how are you? How are things?"
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How are the Subarus? - Good.
"How are the Subarus? - Good."
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and believe me, he lives up to it.
"and believe me, he lives up to it."
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we're aware of the water on the floor,
"we're aware of the water on the floor,"
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not from the café,
"not from the café,"
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