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Clips from M*A*S*H - Germ Warfare (S01E01)

"What do you got against writing intelligibly?"
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"[Hawkeye] There he goes—— 7yphoid Mary"
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"What kind of nonsense is this?"
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"We‘rejust trying to brighten up our lives, sir."
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"— You‘re not going in there, Frank. — Oh,yes, I am."
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"He‘s called Pai."
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"Why don‘t you give us a blood sample?"
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"is to arrange a bit of brass—rubbing"
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"Easy, Frank. We‘ll have your report back in no time."
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"Good night, darling. You‘re the greatest."
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"Definitely."
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"Well, we got a little left over from last night‘s siphon."
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"Now try the other one."
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"— Yes, sir? — Radar! Damn it, Radar!"
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"was my wife in army drag"
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"We don‘t want to get him too excited. We might start something we can‘t finish."
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"- Uh-huh. — Not a bad way to go, really."
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"The same symptoms as hepatitis."
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"— Huh? Ooh, wow. — You guys are starting something."
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"Feverish, too, Doctor. You know? High pulse rate."
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"Oh, cut it out."
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"There‘s something wrong with the beer, and we can‘t figure out what it is."
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"And no Hot Lips."
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"Right. No patients."
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"Yet the trained obseri/er will see..."
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"Hmm?"
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"Yeah."
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"All right. Let‘s go."
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