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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Workplace Bullying (S03E03)

"I will. Thank you."
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"- Bye! - Wait, uh, what... 10:00 p.m.?"
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"Who starts trivia at... 10:00 p.m. is an awesome time"
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"I'm so tired."
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"Listen, I'm feeling so stupid for not realizing"
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"- You know? - It's a beautiful sentiment."
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"Oh, and speaking of ships,"
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"your mast... very impressive."
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"Well done."
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"and I don't know who that is."
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"Hey!"
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"What are you... what are you doing?"
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"Um, just some stuff."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, you... put it back."
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"Uh, I don't think I'm gonna."
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"Wh... well, I caught you, so, y-you have to."
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"Um, I don't think I do."
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"Do you have a gun?"
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"No! Maybe."
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"Maybe I do."
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"Uh, I-I don't think you do."
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"What do you think about that?"
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"Okay. Excuse me."
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"Oh. Wait!"
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"No, no, no, no! No, he... no."
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"uh, thief. He's a thief."
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"You can run, but you can't hide!"
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"- Jonah, call the police! - Right."
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"Look who's grounded now."
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"Jonah, I just did a "Law & Order" type zinger."
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"Oh, he's calling the police."
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"Not on my watch, buddy."
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"The perp appeared to be unarmed."
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"I did not see him violate my colleague, however,"
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"he could have violated him before I arrived on the scene."
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"I don't know what he could have done to you beforehand,"
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"but it is not your fault if he touched you."
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"Okay, okay. Nothing happened."
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"All right? I caught him stealing."
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"End of story."
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"No, I mean, I told him to stop, but he didn't."
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"And then he asked me to move and just took off."
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"Wait, I'm sorry."
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"He asked you to move out of the way so he could leave"
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"with the cash, and you just did it?"
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"He... well... he said, "Excuse me," you know?"
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"Oh, wow."
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"What is going on in this neighborhood?"
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"I'm scared to even walk to my car alone at night."
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"So everyone gets a rape kazoo."
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"I also think we need parking lot buddies"
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"so that no one has to walk to their car alone at night."
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"I'll be paired with anyone but Sarah."
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"That girl's got, like, a huge"
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"restraining order against me."
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"I'll take any guy who's 6'2" with blue eyes."
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"Wait, we're talking about picking boyfriends, right?"
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"I'll take Justine."
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"The robbers will probably kill her before they kill me."
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"Since I don't drive, could you assign someone"
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"to walk me to the bus stop and wait with me?"
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"Mine is... Myrtle, so I'm gonna go again"
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"because everybody gets one re-do."
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"So my real one is Cheyenne, and that one's final."
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"Can I be paired with Mateo, actually?"
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"We usually go to trivia night together."
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"Oh, you guys do a trivia night?"
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"Women do not produce eggs. That's chickens."
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"Garrett mocked you so hard for that."
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"So, like, almost everyone goes to this trivia night?"
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"- Yeah. - Solid crew."
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"I love trivia."
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"Sorry."
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"I'm not being raped."
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"I just was trying to play "Camptown Races.""
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"- It's not a toy. - It is not."
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"Dude, you need to do something about Ken."
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"He's a terrible security guard."
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"He wasn't even here this morning when the store got robbed."
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"Yeah, look, I know he's not the best."
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"Look, I know it sucks to fire somebody,"
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"or having an uncomfortable conversation?"
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"Security, report to Customer Service."
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"He's taking a selfie, Glenn."
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"My parking lot buddy is Jonah. How is he gonna protect me?"
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""Oh, stop. Don't attack us.""
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"I'm literally right here, Myrtle."
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"Listen, her mind's mostly gone,"
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"You froze while a guy robbed the store."
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"Okay, again, I didn't freeze. He was being calm,"
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"so I was being calm. The robber sets the tone."
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"Oh, so are you just going to be calm when a group"
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"of methed-out serial killers stabs Myrtle to death"
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"- Come on. - Hey, everybody."
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"Can I get you to meet me in the break room"
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"for a quick chat?"
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"Is it about your boots?"
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"Um, it's about this morning's incident."
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"Is that when you bought your boots?"
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"Just... if everybody would just meet me in the break room."
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"Okay, so, I wanted to bring Dina up here"
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"so we could discuss this morning's incident."
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"Listen, I don't need an attaboy"
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"just for doing my job, okay? But I do think it's positive"
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"that this can open a conversation about self-defense"
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"and how each of us need to take action..."
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"What I'm saying is, don't do what Dina did."
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"- Ooh. - I'm sorry, what?"
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"He said, "Don't be like you.""
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"And while it worked out okay this time,"
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"or God forbid, a lawsuit."
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"I'm obviously joking. A lawsuit would not"
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"be as bad as death. The point is,"
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"we have a policy for this. So if you see"
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"something suspicious, report it."
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"Don't try to handle it yourself."
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"but what was I supposed to do?"
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"Just stand there and make brown, like Jonah?"
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"What did Jonah do?"
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