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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Show Business & Lil Jon In Love (S03E03)

"Sorry y'all ain't evolved enough"
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"to handle a strong black man around the office."
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"Let me tell you something."
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"Frank, Frank, you gotta relax."
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"You're with friends, okay? I love you."
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"We all love you."
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"We just don't want anybody to get hurt, you understand?"
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"- Yaaah! - Aaagh!"
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"Son of a bitch! God damn it!"
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"Argh!"
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"Now all y'all know I'm the hardest worker in the business."
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"so y'all racists can be comfortable."
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"You scared of black people?"
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"Well, that's your problem!"
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"My color shouldn't even be an issue."
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"When you look at me, all you should see is a man..."
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"Not a black man!"
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"Aw, shut up, slave."
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"Hello, police?"
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"Someone's going berserk in our office."
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"He's black."
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"Come on, let's get it over with."
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"Go on, do what you gon' do! Impress your white friends!"
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"Fire one shot."
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"Firing one shot."
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"Oh, damn. Aagh!"
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"Damn slave!"
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"You is a slave!"
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"Y'all ought to get together."
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"Go out to lunch."
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"Have cold grits or somethin' to eat."
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"Aw, man, I'm about to be late again!"
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"I better hurry up."
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"Aw, never gon' make it, man."
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"They gon' send me right back to the joint."
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"I need a taxi."
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"I need a taxi. That's what I need."
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"Fuck this shit, man."
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"Yo, stop, stop!"
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"- C'mon, I need a taxi, man. - No Brooklyn!"
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"- I'm not going to Brooklyn! - I'm off-duty."
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"N-no mummies! I don't trust mummies!"
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"You know this ain't got shit to do"
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"with me bein' a mummy, man."
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"Just be real with it, son."
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"Yo, just be real with it."
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"Shit...Why you have to fuck up my gauze, son?"
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"You're late again. This is totally unacceptable."
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"My fault, sorry."
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"Ah, you people are always late."
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""You people"?"
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"What you trying to say-- black people are always late?"
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"Actually, I was talking about mummies."
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"Listen, you've been late every month since you got out."
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"It shows that you have a clear disdain for me and the system."
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"You're going back to jail."
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"Ain't this a bitch."
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"The system is not designed for us, man."
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"Who, black people or mummies?"
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"I don't even know anymore."
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"I don't even know anymore."
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"You know what they do to mummies in jail"
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"when they gotta go to the bathroom"
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"and nobody can find toilet paper?"
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"What?"
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"They use me."
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"I'd like to propose a toast..."
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"New beginnings."
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"- Wolfie, I... - Yeah?"
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"I think maybe we're moving too fast."
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"Huh?"
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"What you mean? What are you talking about?"
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"Wait a minute, is it..."
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"It's not the black-white thing, is it?"
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"No, really, you can tell me."
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"I was a little uncomfortable about it too; I'm not gonna lie."
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"Is everything okay over here?"
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"Yeah, everything is fine."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Excuse me."
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"Your penis is exposed, brother."
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"Oh...Thanks, ma'am, sorry about that."
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"I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve your kind here."
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"Wait, hold on, what's that supposed to mean, "my kind"?"
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"Oh, no pants. How convenient."
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"So all this shit is about pants?"
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"Police beatin' up people for pants, huh?"
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"Just get the fuck outta here! I'm eatin' soup!"
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"I got this, baby."
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"Freeze!"
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"I should bite the shit out of this motherfucker!"
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"I've got good news for all three of you."
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"Mummy, a judge ruled in your favor."
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"The probation officer can't lock you up for lateness."
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"Yes!"
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"Wolfman, the police said they'd drop all charges"
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"if you promise to start wearing pants."
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"Fuckin' racists!"
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"Frank, the man whose arm you tore off"
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"is willing to settle out of court."
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"Yeah!"
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"As black men, we have to stick together."
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"And besides, I am a sagittarius."
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"chappelle's show after commercial."
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"just exactly what happened with that $50 million check."
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"Check this out."
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"Right there we see his check, to the order of Dave chappelle."
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"Ashy Larry?"
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"I'm rich, bi-atch!"
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"You know, I watch a lot of television, man,"
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"but one of the shows I hate on tv the most,"
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"especially being a black man, is the news."
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"And when they do talk about us, what word do they use?"
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"Minority."
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"Minority."
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"See, that's what Dave was about."
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"Say what you mean, news people."
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"The national association of minority-owned business--"
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"minority entrepreneurship-- few minorities--"
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"and they call you minority--"
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