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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Show Business & Lil Jon In Love (S03E03)

"Yeah!"
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"I tell you something else too."
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"You got ball hair on top of your head!"
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"That's not a joke."
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"Nigga, you a frankenstein!"
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"Freeze!"
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"Ow!"
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"I was standing right--"
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"You're not off-duty! Your sign is on, come on!"
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"Hey!"
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"That's very mature, miss."
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"Look, we gonna be right back with some more"
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"You know, a lot of people are wondering"
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"I'm cashing that shit at a liquor store"
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"right on 125th street."
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"You know, that's how they do it."
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"- niggers-- - and--"
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"Welcome back to chappelle's show!"
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"Oww!"
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"Uh-uh. Uh-uh, uh-uh."
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"Dave chappelle."
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"you know, speak my mind."
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"Tv guide was right!"
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"Yellow titty jokes!"
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"Every time I try to show you, it's as if..."
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"Huh?"
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"A sandwich."
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"Do you love me?"
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"Cribs?"
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"I don't really want to put myself"
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"Mtv puts celebrities in those houses for the day"
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"Come on in, you broke motherfuckers."
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"Very rare."
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"Hulk hogan choked one out for me in China for my birthday."
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"Come with me."
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"Ha!"
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"you might recognize this as a tyrannosaurus Rex egg."
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"And I happen to have both of 'em."
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"It's happening in my home."
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"Oh, I'm hungry, nigga. I'm hungry."
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"after these messages."
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"Thank y'all for letting us"
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"come in y'all household every fucking week."
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"from everybody involved with chappelle's show."
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"Bye. Thank you."
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"to punctuate my statements, 'cause I'm baller like that."
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"wait."
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"I don't think he's coming."
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"Oh."
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"Let's start the show."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"put your hands together"
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"for donnell rawlings and Charlie Murphy!"
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"Welcome back to another episode of chappelle's show."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Got a question for y'all."
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"You ever been in a situation where somebody didn't like you,"
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"and you figured the reason why they ain't like you"
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"is because they was a racist?"
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"Only to think later on that..."
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"They wasn't a racist at all."
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"You just was acting like an asshole."
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"On the opposite side, you might say,"
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""you know what? Maybe I was being an asshole.""
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"Do you think about it like, "I wasn't being an asshole."
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""That was a klansman I was just talking to!""
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"That's what this sketch is about."
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"Check it out."
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"you're in a good mood today, blockhead."
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"What's up?"
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"Got a meeting with my boss today,"
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"and I think I'm about to get that promotion."
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"Nigga, I thought you said your boss was a racist."
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"but I'm about to get promoted anyway."
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"Because of the hard work I put in,"
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"I'm getting ready to become office manager."
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"If I was a white man, I'd be taking his job."
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"Hey, wolfie, what'd I tell you"
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"about not wearing no pants around the house?"
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"Aw, c'mon dog."
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"Ay, c'mon, man, you scratching your balls over my breakfast!"
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"That is ball hair. That's coarse."
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"Excuse me, gentlemen. I'm sorry. I'm a little on edge."
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"I'm nervous. I got a big date today."
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"- What? - A date?"
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"All right, I didn't say nothing,"
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"'cause I feel a little uncomfortable about it."
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"She's white."
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"You come in here with your tail waggin' over a white woman?"
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"C'mon, dog, listen, this is the first date I had"
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"since that werewolf bit me on the subway."
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"Sisters don't understand this!"
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"Only thing nice a sister said to me"
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"since I been a goddamn werewolf"
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"is that I got pretty hair, and I'm tired of that shit!"
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"So if you don't accept me and accept the people I love,"
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"like I accept you, you fuckin' frankenstein,"
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"and you, you fuckin' gauze-wrapped, stanky-ass,"
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"3,000-year-old mummy--"
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"yes, I know about you-- then I'm gonna be upset!"
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"Now if you guys will excuse me..."
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"I'm getting the hell out of here myself."
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"I gotta go see my probation officer."
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"Frank..."
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"Have a seat."
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"Yes, sir. Pleased to be here."
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"Frank, I don't want to beat around the bush."
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"I've been getting a lot of complaints about you"
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"from your co-workers."
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"What kind of complaints?"
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"Well, amongst other things, conflict resolution."
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"Those motherfuckers!"
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"Uh..."
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"What else did they tell you?"
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"They were afraid of your violent outbursts."
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"You've broken a lot of furniture, Frank."
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"I'm afraid I have to let you go."
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"Listen up!"
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"You racist backstabbers!"
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