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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Interior Decorator (S01E01)

"I can't do it. Larry David, for Dr. Lynch."
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"Melissa Winnaker, or Winoker."
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"She's after me. She's supposed to be after me."
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"We have a policy in this office that you are seen as you sign in."
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"You're probably having a bad day, you're in pain, but that is the policy."
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"I get it. It's no Swiss picnic for me, either."
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"Unbelievable. This is their policy, okay."
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"- And then I was a gentleman, I let you out. - Right."
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"That's very special, isn't it?"
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"What's this, another half hour now?"
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"- How about that? - Yeah, it's fine."
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"Okay, that's $3."
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"- Do you promise? - I promise."
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"- I will pay you. - You better."
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"I will, okay, thank you very much."
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"Yeah, she left."
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"I don't know what to tell you. She said, "I don't know..."
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"- "if I can work with someone who's late." - She said that?"
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"She's not gonna do it. That's all, I don't mean to..."
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"She's so perfect for this thing, too. Perfect."
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"- You want something to eat? - I'm just gonna get going."
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"- Relax, you are in good hands, believe me. - Am I, really? I've heard that many times."
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"I'm a very vivacious man."
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"- Yes. - I'm a pastel man."
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"- That's too bad, that's my client. - Diane Keaton's your client?"
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"but I was in the other room and I heard it."
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"I can't do that, Larry."
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"- I can't give you Diane Keaton's number. - Why not?"
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"Let me explain something to you. I can't give you everything about her."
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"Fine."
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"- Hello. - Hi."
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"I owe her $3, and I wanna pay her back."
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"- Your name? - Forget name."
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"Hey, hold the door!"
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"I'm sorry. I gave the money to..."
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"Larry, I ran into Diane Keaton's agent."
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"Actually I got a bill from you for $1,500."
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"That's a joke, right?"
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"Wait a second, you read my script?"
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"I am not interested in your creative input about anything."
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"- Really? - Yes, I am."
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"You're gonna have a tough time collecting the $1,500."
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"I already gave the attendant upstairs $10 for you."
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"I paid her the money I owe her. I gave her $20."
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"- Please! - Sir, I'm an honest person."
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"Excuse me, please!"
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"He's just not gonna let me out. I'm just out of money."
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"You know what? I'll give you back $10. I'll make it worth your while."
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"$10, I promise. Thank you."
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"- Where you been? You're late. - I had problems in the garage with a woman."
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"- I didn't have money for parking. - It's always the parking."
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"The guy wouldn't give me back my own $10."
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"Hi, Kim, I'm Diane's assistant."
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"Thank you! I'll see you in a week."
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"Okay, Diane, I'll call you when I get the material."
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"You fire me, that's fine. You don't have any taste..."
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"you don't want my service, it's fine. But you owe me a check."
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"I don't have a check on me."
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"- Larry! - Stop it!"
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"- Excuse me, do you have change for $20? - Sorry."
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"Do you have any change on you? I need money. No?"
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"You can't spare a quarter?"
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"Bad finger."
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"Bad finger"
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"You'll be happy to know they've changed policy."
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"Now we see people on the basis of their appointment time and not their arrival time."
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"So it's not about the policy at all. It's more just about you going first?"
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"- Exactly. - So, if you go first, whatever policy that is..."
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"From now on, you know what we'll have in this office?"
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"Have a seat, read a magazine."
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"- Hi, Larry. - Hi."
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"When's the next fight? Maybe I'd like to see it."
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"Very sorry, and when I do this?"
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"- It's a small one, but it is fractured. - Really?"
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"and my fee, in advance."
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"- She did read it, though. - Who told her to?"
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"'Cause I got some patients I could look at out there."
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"Give me a few minutes, I'll be back, and we'll fix it."
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"- No. - You try not to pay me!"
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"- No, I didn't. - Yes, you did!"
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"Listen for a second."
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"- You are lying, I want my money. - Ask him."
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"- You saw me, you try to ditch me. - That's not true."
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"I'm sitting here and elevator, and... Liar, the elevator!"
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"I didn't know it was you!"
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"- How many people look like me? - I don't know, a lot of people look like you."
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"I know that face, that honest glasses face. It's the face of a liar!"
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"It's not a face of a liar! That's not nice and not true!"
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"Lying man! Liar, liar, pants on fire!"
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"What do you think, I was born yesterday? Come on, buddy, cough it up!"
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"That's better."
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"Got change for a $20?"
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"I don't have anything, because I gave my last $3 to you!"
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"I already..."
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"- Thank you very much. - You got $30 from me now."
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"- I have $20 now, $20. Yeah. - Your friend upstairs has $10, too."
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"- $30 you got from me! - I heard you!"
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"$2.20 please."
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"Oh, my God, you know what? I gave the $20."
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"- I just saw Joanna... - I remember you."
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"I gave her my last $20 and..."
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"I need the other $10 now. Excuse me, I'm gonna need the other $10."
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"It's $2.20 for now, for parking."
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"I owed her $3 and I paid her $20..."
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"so I need the $10 back now, because I paid her the $20."
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"- This is why I don't do favors for people. - But listen, sir..."
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"- I'm telling you... - I'm honest person."
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"Remember this? You told me to give this to her?"
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"That's what I'll do. All I need from you is $2.20 and we done."
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"But I gave you the money, so give it back to me."
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"Let's pretend it never happened."
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"Go back an hour?"
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"- Pretend I never came in. - When I don't want to take the money?"
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"You say, "Take money to give to her"? I promise you I give her money."
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"I need..."
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"How do I know now that you pay her money?"
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"I'll get your money."
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"You get me money. You never have money for parking."
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"You have a beautiful car, but no money for parking."
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"This is the second time you don't have money for parking."
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