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Clips from The Boondocks - The Fried Chicken Flu (S03E03)

"Today the mayor of Louisville ate chicken"
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"at a press conference in a show of support."
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"Seven hours later, he was in a coma."
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"Yet amazingly, people are still eating chicken."
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"Willing to risk life and limb for a leg and a thigh."
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"We're all gonna die!"
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"We're not going to die."
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"God, please, take everybody else, but not me!"
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"We are not going to die."
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"This is the day I've been planning for my whole life."
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"Here is the survival plan."
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"communications, et cetera, et cetera."
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"Everything you need to know is in your packet."
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"It's easy to understand, and I used extra large type."
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"Uh, I don't like to read instructions."
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"Yeah, and I don't like to read period."
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"Just give us the gist."
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"No. You need to read all of it."
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"It's all important."
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"Okay, but what's the most important stuff?"
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"I guess the most important thing"
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"is that we keep quiet about our emergency supplies,"
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"and we don't let anyone else in the house no matter what."
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"Fine. Agreed. What about Mommy and Daddy?"
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"There's nothing we can do for them. They're goners."
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"Huey's right, they're on their own."
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"They gonna die."
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"Hey, man, she gonna be crying like this all the time?"
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"'Cause I say if she is we kick her out."
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"President Obama is talking."
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"He's gonna tell us what to do."
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"My fellow Americans. Uh, good afternoon."
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"I'd like to start off by thanking all of you out there,"
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"uh, who have called and written letters"
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"about the safety of the First Family."
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"You'll be happy to know"
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"that Michelle, Sasha, Malia, myself and Bo are all fine."
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"Don't nobody care about you, man!"
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"Tell us everything will be okay for us."
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"Everything is going to be okay..."
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"for us."
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"We are currently in our very own super-secret"
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"underground bunker with enough food and water"
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"and entertainment to last several lifetimes."
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"But I'm here tonight to talk about you."
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"In times of crisis, Americans pull together."
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"And what's gonna get us through this difficult time?"
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"Lending a helping hand to a neighbor in their hour of need."
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"No. Fuck a neighbor. What we need is a cure."
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"Unfortunately, there is no cure for the pandemic we now face."
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"But we do have an even more powerful weapon."
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"Compassion for our fellow man."
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"In conclusion I want to say"
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"that we are all in for some tough times ahead."
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"But Michelle, Sasha, Malia, myself and Bo"
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"are gonna be right here, rooting for you all the way."
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"Good night, and God bless you."
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"And may God bless the United States of America."
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"We all gonna die!"
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"We all gonna die!"
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"Hey, good morning, Huey."
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"You want some breakfast?"
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"Granddad, what's going on?"
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"Just a little breakfast."
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"Oh, by the way, this is Tina."
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"She's gonna be staying here until the crisis blows over."
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"Granddad, the plan was for four people."
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"How come you get to have a friend"
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"and I can't have a friend?"
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"It's not a slumber party, Granddad."
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"I didn't plan for anyone else."
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"Well, your plan sucked."
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"You think the world's gonna end and I'm gonna be trapped here"
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"looking at y'all sweaty-necked Negroes?"
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"Granddad, wait! Granddad, the emergency plan says"
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"we don't open the front door"
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"until we know the identity of the person outside"
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"Hey, uh, Riley told me y'all had"
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"a fly little emergency setup over here and"
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"to be honest a nigga was kinda wondering"
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"if he could hold it down for little while."
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"Ha-ha! What up, Thugnificent?"
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"Granddad, can he stay with us too?"
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"No! Why should I help him?"
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"Look, old nigga, this fried chicken flu"
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"is kinda scaring a nigga."
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"Motherfucker is wiling out and shit."
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"No! Nope. Sorry."
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"That's a cold situation."
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"Both of y'all get friends and I can't have a friend?"
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"He does have a point. I don't play favorites."
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"Don't think I came here empty-handed either."
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"Ain't nothing thugnificent"
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"about being a freeloader, you smell me?"
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"Leonard!"
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"I got the whole menu right here. Mm-hm."
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"Minus the chicken, of course."
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"Check it out."
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"We got singles, doubles, bacon doubles,"
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"double bacons with a little bit of meat on it, fries,"
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"Frostys, some chili-cheese."
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"I wouldn't touch that, though. I taste it on the way here."
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"I ate all the chili-cheese, that's why I said"
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"don't taste it, but who wants some other stuff?"
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"Granddad, this is not in the plan."
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"is Cheerios and green beans so once again your plan sucks."
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"You got a bacon cheeseburger?"
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"Here you go, Mr. Freeman."
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"Thank you kindly."
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"Where my room at, nigga?"
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"Now again, we don't want anyone to panic,"
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"but let's look at some"
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"of the projected casualty rates by state."
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"Let's start with New York,"
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"projected million and a half dead."
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"Maryland, 300,000 dead."
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"Florida, a million and a half projected to push up daisies."
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"And now certain fears that the virus may have"
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"jumped franchises and may be infecting chickens"
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"from Bluto's, Temples Chicken, even Chick-le-fai."
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