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Clips from The Boondocks - The Fried Chicken Flu (S03E03)

"Damn, everybody's catching this shit, man!"
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"That must be some good ass chicken!"
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"The real tragedy is"
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"that we may never ever get to eat fried chicken again."
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"Anyone home?"
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"Hey! Mommy and Daddy!"
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"What do you want? This..."
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"...is a restricted area."
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"Hey, uh, it's us."
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"wondering if it was too late to..."
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"Is Huey home? Can we just talk to Huey, or Robert?"
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"Huey, let us in. I can't."
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"That's not fair! You let everyone else in!"
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"They're on their own."
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"Come on."
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"You're really gonna leave us out here to die?"
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"and we'll never get her to shut up."
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"Okay, I guess. Step closer to the camera."
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"They can come in. Really?"
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"Thank you, Huey! Thank you, thank you!"
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"They're not allowed to eat anything."
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"Nine people."
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"We don't have anywhere near enough food and water."
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"Ruckus? What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, funniest thing happened."
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"I was in the attic replacing some of that insulation"
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"like you asked me to, Robert."
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"I just woke up like five minutes ago."
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"You've been here this whole time?"
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"Yeah, but don't you worry."
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"Oh, I noticed the president was on TV."
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"What was that well-dressed nigga talking about?"
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"Get the hell out!"
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"Please don't send me out there! Come on, go!"
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"Please, I swear I'll never say anything about darkies again!"
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"Asian stocks posted their biggest single-day decline"
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"in history because of the fried chicken flu outbreak..."
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"The government in Pakistan collapsed today"
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"as a result of the fried chicken flu pandemic..."
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"Authorities say fried chicken flu is responsible"
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"for the tsunami that hit the coast of Vietnam this morning..."
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"the nation has come to a complete standstill."
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"Hospitals are overwhelmed, as are all basic services."
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"Power, water, cell phones, and Internet service provi..."
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"What? What's that?"
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"Good evening. My fellow Americans,"
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"I want you to know in this time of crisis"
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"and by everything I mean sitting here"
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"everything is going to be just fine..."
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"Oh, no! Oh, man!"
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"All that work. All that planning."
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"Why did I even try?"
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"Okay, try it."
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"Oh!"
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"What, boy?"
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"You're gonna use up all the power!"
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"I can't hear you! We have too much electronic equipment"
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"It's been like a week and a half,"
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"No one's forcing you to stay here."
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"I get it, you want me to leave and get the fried chicken flu?"
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"Is that it? You trying to kill a nigga, nigga?"
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"Robert Freeman!"
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"This is the Woodcrest Fried Chicken Flu Militia."
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"We demand to speak with you at once."
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"We understand you are hoarding emergency supplies."
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"This is a serious offense in a time of crisis."
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"You tell them, Ms. Von Hausen."
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"They got all types of goodies up in there."
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"They got green beans and Cheerios, and drinkable water."
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"and drink it right back in again."
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"Still tastes like pee, but you get the idea."
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"will enforce the law until order is reestablished."
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"We demand that you let us in to inspect your house."
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"Huh?"
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"No."
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"Let us in at once!"
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"Let me try."
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"Get the fuck on!"
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"We are not leaving until you allow us in."
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"That bitch must have lost her mind."
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"We gotta do something. What should we do?"
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"It's in the plan."
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"I did!"
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"Hm. Homemade tear gas."
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"Homemade teargas. That's an idea."
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"Uh-uh. Yeah, that's it."
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"That's the ideal response."
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"That'll solve our problems."
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"Hey, old woman! Suck on this!"
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"Now, Riley, there's no need to be homophobic."
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"The terrorists are using chemical weapons! Retreat!"
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"How do you know if someone has fried chicken flu?"
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"Well, it normally starts with a temperature,"
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"and excessive sweatiness."
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"Headache. Loss of balance."
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"As mucus builds up, they will begin"
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"Soon after that, the inevitable projectile vomiting."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Okay, stay calm, stay calm. Oh."
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"Tom, Tom."
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"Can you hear me?"
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"Tom, I need to know how you contracted the flu."
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"Did you leave the house?"
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"No. I was so hungry, I... Leonard."
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"I swear my left hand, right hand to God,"
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"I did not feed him no chicken."
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"Just some fries and some Buffalo wings."
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"Oh, man, there was chicken in here all this time?"
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"Chicken? No, no, not chicken."
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"Buffalo. You ain't just hear me just say Buffalo wings?"
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"When I tried one I thought to myself,"
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"I was like, I don't wanna say it out loud,"
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"y'all gonna think I'm stupid."
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"You too, you nasty ass hooker!"
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"I didn't just catch you on top of Tina?"
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"Well, yeah, you did,"
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"but I swear I thought it was cool, man."
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"You thought it was cool? How is that cool?"
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"I swear to God, man, she told me you wouldn't mind."
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"I thought you was sharing with the homey!"
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