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Clips from The Boondocks - The Fried Chicken Flu (S03E03)

"What the hell is a trisexual anyway?"
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"Trilateral."
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"a hundred gallons of fucking water."
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"I got more damn Cheerios and canned green beans"
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"Granddad, I promise you'll be thanking me"
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"Where's the disaster?"
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"All this damn money for extra food and toilet paper."
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"That's it. It's over. I ain't spending"
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"another damn dime on the end of the world."
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"You on your own now. Boy, you ready to go get some chicken?"
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"Yeah, yeah!"
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"You want fried chicken, baby?"
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"Fried chicken is murder."
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"Suit yourself. Come on, let's go."
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"What's that for anyway?"
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"It's a generator."
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"What does it do? Nothing right now."
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"So how bad is it gonna be?"
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"I don't know. But I got it all worked out"
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"so the three of us can survive in this house"
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"as long as possible."
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"Three?"
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"Me, Riley and Granddad."
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"I can't save everyone else."
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"If I tried, I'd just end up saving nobody."
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"What about me? Would you let me stay here?"
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"You know, if things got bad?"
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"The plan is for three people."
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"A fourth person and we could run out of food or water..."
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"But I'm your friend. Can't you make a plan for four people?"
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"I guess."
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"I feel much better about that now."
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"You know, Huey, everybody says you're a loony person,"
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"but I think one day you're gonna be smarter than everybody."
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"Man, this chicken gonna be off the chain!"
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"* I can't wait I can't wait *"
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"* Mm, I'm gonna get Some chicken *"
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"* I can't wait *"
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"See, you kids don't know how lucky you have it."
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"All my life we only had 11 herbs and spices."
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"This is a whole new... Oh."
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"Aah! Aw, man..."
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"A two-piece special with lots of hot sauce"
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"and all the fries you can give me."
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"Boy, wake up, it's almost chicken time."
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"What? I can't believe what you telling me!"
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"Hell, no! What is it?"
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"Motherfuckers talking about they out of chicken!"
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"What? Listen! Listen!"
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"Welcome to Kernel's Fried Chicken."
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"We are out of chicken at the moment."
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"Please go away until we have more chicken."
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"Thank you. God bless. They ran out of chicken?"
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"Aw, man, this is some old bullshit!"
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"No chicken? I ain't gonna be able to get that bucket?"
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"How can they be out of chicken?"
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"This is outrageous! This is an outrage!"
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"No, I ain't calling to snitch, I got a real emergency."
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"Yeah, I'll hold."
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"Some of us have been looking forward to this day"
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"for a long, long time."
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"Hello? My emergency?"
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"I ain't leaving this motherfucker"
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"You right! Hey, he right!"
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"It's time for us to fight back!"
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"Huh?"
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"Tonight, civil unrest explodes"
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"in several major American cities."
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"There have been reports of fires, looting,"
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"and violence in the streets."
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"All over a fast-food promotion gone terribly wrong."
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"As the first customers tasted the new secret recipe,"
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"Eat that motherfucker! Eat it!"
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"scuffles between tired and hungry customers."
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"How you gonna say you got chicken"
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"and you ain't got no chicken?"
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"You knew y'all was gonna do this for a year!"
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"How am I supposed to feed my family now?"
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"I want my chicken!"
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"My babies want their chicken!"
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"I can't believe after all that, no chicken!"
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"I always miss out on the hot new thing."
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"And now, another crisis brewing,"
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"this one around a mysterious virus"
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"that seems to have appeared out of thin air"
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"and is spreading like wildfire."
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"of the mystery virus in all 50 states,"
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"and the CDC warns it could spread"
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"to hundreds of thousands by the end of the week."
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"Where this virus came from is anybody's guess."
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"It's the chicken."
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"Who is it?"
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"Have you eaten the chicken?"
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"Have you eaten the chicken?"
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"Ha-ha. No."
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"What?"
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"Huey, did you hear about the mystery virus?"
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"Huey, you've got Jazmine terrified"
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"about all of this end of the world stuff."
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"Look, if you guys wanna play"
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"your little make-believe survival games that's fine."
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"But sweetie, I promise you, the world is not going to end."
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"Please, Daddy. It's not safe."
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"Honey, I have to pick up your mother."
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"Stay as long as you want, have fun."
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"No!"
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"He made his choice. You in or out?"
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"Nobody, anywhere saw it coming."
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"Oh! It's being called"
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"the fried chicken flu."
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"Thousands are sick, and CDC officials confirmed today"
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"that the same fried chicken responsible"
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"for a second day of riots around the country"
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"is also responsible for a pandemic"
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"that experts are saying could reach biblical proportions."
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"I've never seen any fucked up shit like..."
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"I gotta get out of here! Get out of my fucking way!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, man, this is terrible."
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"Now we'll never get to try that chicken."
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