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Clips from Taxi - Blind Date (S01E01)

and threw me out of her car on the New Jersey turnpike.

"and threw me out of her car on the New Jersey turnpike."

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I have to think about that now as a medium date.

"I have to think about that now as a medium date."

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So you want to take me home now?

"So you want to take me home now?"

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Yeah, I'd be happy to.

"Yeah, I'd be happy to."

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Let's go out this way.

"Let's go out this way."

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Hey, Alex, I'm really sorry.

"Hey, Alex, I'm really sorry."

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I tried to stop them

"I tried to stop them"

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from coming down and bothering you.

"from coming down and bothering you."

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Angela Matusa

"Angela Matusa"

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this is Tony Banta, John Burns, Latka Gravas

"this is Tony Banta, John Burns, Latka Gravas"

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and Bobby Wheeler, who I guess you sort of know.

"and Bobby Wheeler, who I guess you sort of know."

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Nice to finally meet you, Angela.

"Nice to finally meet you, Angela."

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Am I what you pictured, Bobby?

"Am I what you pictured, Bobby?"

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Yeah, more or less.

"Yeah, more or less."

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More.

"More."

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What are you guys doing here?

"What are you guys doing here?"

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ANGELA: If you'll excuse me.

"ANGELA: If you'll excuse me."

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I have to use the ladies' room.

"I have to use the ladies' room."

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Hey, Alex...

"Hey, Alex..."

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So how's your big date?

"So how's your big date?"

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All right, stop that.

"All right, stop that."

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That's not funny.

"That's not funny."

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( speaking native language )

"( speaking native language )"

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I think Latka likes her.

"I think Latka likes her."

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Do you like her, Latka?

"Do you like her, Latka?"

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Maybe Alex will give you her number.

"Maybe Alex will give you her number."

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You could call her up for tomorrow night.

"You could call her up for tomorrow night."

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Oh, no. Thank you very much.

"Oh, no. Thank you very much."

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All right, what do you clowns want?

"All right, what do you clowns want?"

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Yeah. Why don't you sit down?

"Yeah. Why don't you sit down?"

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Well, you know the money that Latka found?

"Well, you know the money that Latka found?"

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We're still trying to decide what to do with it.

"We're still trying to decide what to do with it."

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We wanted you to hold onto it

"We wanted you to hold onto it"

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until we figure out what to do with it, all right?

"until we figure out what to do with it, all right?"

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Yeah, because otherwise

"Yeah, because otherwise"

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we're going to have to spend the night as a group

"we're going to have to spend the night as a group"

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'cause nobody trusts nobody.

"'cause nobody trusts nobody."

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Except you.

"Except you."

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Everybody trusts you.

"Everybody trusts you."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Want to give us

"Want to give us"

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a receipt?

"a receipt?"

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Oh, here comes Angela.

"Oh, here comes Angela."

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Now be polite, huh?

"Now be polite, huh?"

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Control yourself.

"Control yourself."

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Oh, hi.

"Oh, hi."

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Good to see you back.

"Good to see you back."

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Everything go all right

"Everything go all right"

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in the ladies' room?

"in the ladies' room?"

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We should be going now.

"We should be going now."

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See you.

"See you."

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Bet your friends

"Bet your friends"

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got quite a kick out of me, huh?

"got quite a kick out of me, huh?"

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What do you mean?

"What do you mean?"

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I heard them all break up when I left.

"I heard them all break up when I left."

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They weren't laughing at you.

"They weren't laughing at you."

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No?

"No?"

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No.

"No."

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One of the guys told a joke.

"One of the guys told a joke."

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Why are you afraid to tell me they were laughing at me? I can take it.

"Why are you afraid to tell me they were laughing at me? I can take it."

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Because they weren't. Now can we drop this?

"Because they weren't. Now can we drop this?"

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All I know is, I heard a big laugh when I left the table.

"All I know is, I heard a big laugh when I left the table."

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I told you what it was.

"I told you what it was."

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What do you want from me?

"What do you want from me?"

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I want you to stop lying to me.

"I want you to stop lying to me."

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You've been lying to me all night, and I'm sick of it.

"You've been lying to me all night, and I'm sick of it."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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They were laughing at you, okay?

"They were laughing at you, okay?"

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You could have held out.

"You could have held out."

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I was almost ready to believe you.

"I was almost ready to believe you."

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Look, you don't have

"Look, you don't have"

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to bother seeing me home.

"to bother seeing me home."

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No, I'll take you.

"No, I'll take you."

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No, really. I'm one of the few women in New York

"No, really. I'm one of the few women in New York"

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who's safe on the streets.

"who's safe on the streets."

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Come on, you came with me, you're leaving with me.

"Come on, you came with me, you're leaving with me."

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Listen, let's not spoil a lovely evening

"Listen, let's not spoil a lovely evening"

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by arguing, okay?

"by arguing, okay?"

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And hey, don't worry. You did your duty.

"And hey, don't worry. You did your duty."

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You proved you were a nice guy.

"You proved you were a nice guy."

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I'm taking you.

"I'm taking you."

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Get your paws off me.

"Get your paws off me."

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They give you a little dinner, they think they own you.

"They give you a little dinner, they think they own you."

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Latka! Will you cut it out?!

"Latka! Will you cut it out?!"

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You're not going to find any more money.

"You're not going to find any more money."

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Besides, these cabs got to go out soon

"Besides, these cabs got to go out soon"

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but they can't go out with no back seats

"but they can't go out with no back seats"

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'cause where will our passengers sit?

"'cause where will our passengers sit?"

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You want them to squat

"You want them to squat"

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on the floor like ducks?

"on the floor like ducks?"

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Put the damn seats back

"Put the damn seats back"

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you dumb foreigner.

"you dumb foreigner."

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Come on!

"Come on!"

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Foreigner?

"Foreigner?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Did you said foreigner?

"Did you said foreigner?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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For you.

"For you."

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What's that mean?

"What's that mean?"

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Means this.

"Means this."

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You better smile when you do that, buddy.

"You better smile when you do that, buddy."

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Oh, yeah?

"Oh, yeah?"

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Okay, pal, mull this one over.

"Okay, pal, mull this one over."

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Oh, all right.

"Oh, all right."

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I accept your apology.

"I accept your apology."

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But we still don't know who was driving

"But we still don't know who was driving"

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when the money was left in it.

"when the money was left in it."

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Hi, Alex.

"Hi, Alex."

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Hey, Alex, did you score?

"Hey, Alex, did you score?"

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Shut up.

"Shut up."

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I guess not.

"I guess not."

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Geez.

"Geez."

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I heard about your date.

"I heard about your date."

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Oh, yeah?

"Oh, yeah?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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I wonder how come?

"I wonder how come?"

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You get some real kooks on blind dates, boy.

"You get some real kooks on blind dates, boy."

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Like this one.

"Like this one."

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I show up-- looking good, per usual--

"I show up-- looking good, per usual--"

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and this girl comes to the door.

"and this girl comes to the door."

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