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Clips from Taxi - Blind Date (S01E01)

"Yeah."
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"2,000 smackers."
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"Not smackers. Bucks."
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"Latka, you found the 2,000 bucks"
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"Hey, you never lost 2,000 bucks."
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"I didn't say I lost it."
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"I just said I was looking for it."
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"I've been looking for 2,000 bucks all my life."
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"Hands off, Louie."
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"She says somebody's trying to break into her apartment."
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"Tell her I'll get back to her."
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"That's your mother."
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"All right. I'll talk to her now."
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"Don't do nothing with that money while I'm gone."
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"Listen, somebody has to bring this up."
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"The hack rules say that this money"
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"must be returned to the police precinct."
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"No police."
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"Oh, it's okay, if we turn it in"
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"and nobody claims it within 90 days"
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"No police, no police, no nothing."
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"Just money."
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"You know, it's probably dirty money, right?"
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"I mean what kind of decent person"
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"walks around with 2,000 bucks in cash, right?"
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"for underprivileged crippled children."
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"Or a nun on her way to send it to starving natives."
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"Or a hooker."
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"Hey, Alex, listen, we got a little problem."
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"Latka just found this bunch of money..."
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"( speaking native language )"
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"Oh, it gets better every time he tells it."
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"Anyway, we're trying to decide what to do."
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"Yeah? Good. I got to leave. I got a date."
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"With Angela?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Hey, way to go."
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"I never worked so hard for a date in my life."
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"Hey, where you taking her?"
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"Well, I thought I'd take her to dinner, uh, Mario's."
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"It's a nice place, but stay away"
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"from the clams oreganata with eggplant."
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"It killed my sister-in-law."
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"Have a good time, Alex."
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"Doesn't get any better."
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"Hi. I'm Alex."
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"You blew it. You could have said"
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"you were looking for another apartment."
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"No. I was looking for this one, 3-D."
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"It fell off when I knocked on... door."
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"Well, my admirers"
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"will just have to wander the halls looking for me."
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"I hate to disappoint you, but I'm Angela."
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"Oh. Here's your "D.""
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"You want to come in?"
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"Huh? Yeah. Sure."
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"You got guts."
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"It's very nice."
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"You're doing very well."
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"Huh?"
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"The smile, I mean."
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"Most guys drop it ten seconds after they see me."
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"You can stop now."
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"Say..."
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"so, Angela..."
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"This is really very nice."
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"Do you want to use the phone?"
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"What for?"
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"To call your mother."
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"Maybe you'll be lucky and she'll be sick"
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"and you'll have to run over and see her."
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"( laughs )"
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"That's some sense of humor you got there, Angela."
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"Well, listen, our dinner reservations"
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"aren't for about an hour"
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"so you want to get something first somewhere else--"
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"You must know"
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"a really dark bar where no one will see us."
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"We can have a drink here."
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"Sure, why take any chance on anyone seeing you with me."
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"What would you like to drink?"
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"What do you got?"
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"Malteds."
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"Listen, we can get something at the restaurant."
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"Hope you like Italian."
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"Doesn't matter."
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"As you can see, I eat anything."
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"If you want, I could fix you something here."
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"You don't want to go out?"
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"I don't care."
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"I was just trying to make it easy on you."
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"Get your coat."
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"What are you trying to prove?"
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"That you're a great guy?"
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"Okay. You're a great guy. A real prince."
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"Um... here."
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"Here's your coat."
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"You don't know when to quit, do you?"
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"Hey, I asked you out for dinner, we're going out for dinner."
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"It will be fun."
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"You'll see."
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"Fat chance."
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"Do you like clams oreganata with eggplant?"
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"I never met anybody"
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"who liked anchovies."
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"Rich people probably like them."
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"that's small that tastes weird."
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"Why don't you drop the act now, huh?"
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"What? What act?"
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"Pretending that you're not having a lousy time."
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"Hey, come on, Angela, would you?"
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"What do you still got your coat on for?"
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"The management requested it."
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"Don't you care for your salad?"
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"I wouldn't know if I cared for it or not."
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"I didn't eat it."
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"Hey, what's with you?"
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"What's the matter? Aren't you having a good time anymore?"
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"I once went out with a girl"
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"who pulled a knife on me, robbed me"
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