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Clips from Knight Rider - A Nice, Indecent Little Town (S01E01)

"[KITT] How's that for service?"
Knight Rider
"Terrific."
Knight Rider
"Wait a minute. Are you sure this is not counterfeit?"
Knight Rider
"- I beg your pardon? - Just a joke, pal."
Knight Rider
"That's the guy that caused all the trouble. Uh-huh."
Knight Rider
"Excuse me, Sheriff. Well, a familiar face."
Knight Rider
"Yeah. Sorry about that."
Knight Rider
"In fact, that's why I'm here. I'm a freelance skip tracer."
Knight Rider
"I've been chasing this guy across the tristate area."
Knight Rider
"You know him?"
Knight Rider
"No, never saw him before. What's he wanted for?"
Knight Rider
"Well, he jumped bail on an old warrant."
Knight Rider
"I saw him this morning in the crowd at the award ceremony."
Knight Rider
"Oh, I find that pretty hard to believe. [Chuckles]"
Knight Rider
"A fella like that in Alpine Crest? Why?"
Knight Rider
"I don't know. I don't either."
Knight Rider
"Well, I'll keep an eye out for him, pass the word on to my deputies,"
Knight Rider
"but I wouldn't get any hopes up if I were you."
Knight Rider
"Sorry. Can't ask for more than that."
Knight Rider
"Mm-hmm. Thanks for your time, huh?"
Knight Rider
"[Door Closes]"
Knight Rider
"Boy, I don't believe this place. It's like it's frozen out of the '50s."
Knight Rider
"I keep expecting to see Wally and the Beaver."
Knight Rider
"[KITT] "Wally and the Beaver"? That doesn't compute, Michael."
Knight Rider
"Are they a part of the counterfeit operation?"
Knight Rider
"[Laughing] No."
Knight Rider
"Just part of my past, KITT."
Knight Rider
"Michael, we've covered every block in Alpine Crest 2.7 times."
Knight Rider
"I think it's reasonable to assume Mr. Austin is,"
Knight Rider
"as the saying goes, long gone."
Knight Rider
"I wish I could argue with you, pal,"
Knight Rider
"but I think you're right."
Knight Rider
"Michael."
Knight Rider
"Hi, Jobina. Uh, I'll be back."
Knight Rider
"Hi. Hi."
Knight Rider
"Can I buy you a drink?"
Knight Rider
"Yeah. How about a beer?"
Knight Rider
"Good. Uh, Christy, bring the man a beer, please. Thanks."
Knight Rider
"Well, this is a surprise."
Knight Rider
"Um, the way you took off all of a sudden, I never expected to see you again."
Knight Rider
"Well, here I am. How's the biggest story of 1983 coming?"
Knight Rider
"Slow. Writing is hell."
Knight Rider
""Writing is hell"? I thought the expression is "War is hell.""
Knight Rider
"Obviously said by someone who never attempted to write."
Knight Rider
"[Chuckles] So why'd you decide to stay?"
Knight Rider
"Well, it's too late to drive anywhere. I thought I'd check in, get a room, take off tomorrow."
Knight Rider
"- What about you? - It's not that simple for me."
Knight Rider
"I keep waiting for my good-bye story."
Knight Rider
"Good-bye story? What's a good-bye story?"
Knight Rider
"That is the story that will launch me into big-city journalism."
Knight Rider
"- Aha. - Aha."
Knight Rider
"You see, I'm a little impatient, and..."
Knight Rider
"well, I don't want to spend 10 years as a junior reporter on some big-city paper..."
Knight Rider
"before I get a chance to cover something other than,"
Knight Rider
"well, the social events or the food section."
Knight Rider
"Listen to me rattle on. You probably want to get up to your room."
Knight Rider
"Well, I could use a shower."
Knight Rider
"Okay. Well, listen,"
Knight Rider
"if you need anything, please feel free to call me."
Knight Rider
"I'll be at the office, slaving away."
Knight Rider
"Okay."
Knight Rider
"Good luck. And, uh, thanks for the beer, huh?"
Knight Rider
"My pleasure."
Knight Rider
"Well, guess what."
Knight Rider
"Knight just checked in to the hotel."
Knight Rider
"Terrific. What does this mean I'm supposed to do now? Spend the night here?"
Knight Rider
"Well, you got a safer place in mind?"
Knight Rider
"Of all the places, this guy had to decide to spend the night in the sleeping bag of the West."
Knight Rider
"Wait a minute. He'd have been gone this afternoon..."
Knight Rider
"if you hadn't taken your little stroll through the park."
Knight Rider
"Now, what is this? A hamburger?"
Knight Rider
"I ordered a steak. Oh, that's too bad."
Knight Rider
"I don't want to give you a hard time, but you have to understand about my lifestyle."
Knight Rider
"You see, I go first-class."
Knight Rider
"I stay in the best hotels, eat the best food."
Knight Rider
"I cannot operate at my peak if I'm sleeping in cots, eating hamburgers..."
Knight Rider
"and the TV... all I can get is this crazy lady and her knitting class."
Knight Rider
"Why don't you people get a cable TV hookup?"
Knight Rider
"Austin, look,"
Knight Rider
"I don't give a damn about your lifestyle."
Knight Rider
"You just do your job, and I'll do mine."
Knight Rider
"That's fair enough. I'd say your job right now is to see that Knight leaves Alpine Crest as soon as possible."
Knight Rider
"He will. Leave it to me."
Knight Rider
"In the meantime, I want you to do your job tomorrow... and fast."
Knight Rider
"'Cause every minute you're in this town, you disturb my lifestyle."
Knight Rider
"[Sighs]"
Knight Rider
"Perfect."
Knight Rider
"I'll wire a copy of this off to Washington,"
Knight Rider
"and in 24 hours I'll know everything there is to know about Michael Knight."
Knight Rider
"And whatever breaks, it's my exclusive, right?"
Knight Rider
"That's our agreement, isn't it?"
Knight Rider
"Yeah."
Knight Rider
"Oh, I meant to ask you something."
Knight Rider
"Why did you pick me to work with you?"
Knight Rider
"I believe I explained to you how sensitive this case is."
Knight Rider
"If the C.I.A. Is involved, I know how sensitive it is,"
Knight Rider
"but you never told me exactly what the case was."
Knight Rider
"It involves a terminated federal project..."
Knight Rider
"and counterfeit money."
Knight Rider
"Counterfeit money? Can you tell me anything else?"
Knight Rider
"Who are you suspicious of? Why are you so reluctant to be seen?"
Knight Rider
"Look, I can't answer those questions. Not yet."
Knight Rider
"Now, your participation in this phase is finished."
Knight Rider
"Stay away from Knight."
Knight Rider
"You know, I wouldn't mind doing a little extra research."
Knight Rider
"All for the good of my country, of course."
Knight Rider
"There are two rules in this business, young lady."
Knight Rider
"Rule number one is never become involved with a potential adversary."
Knight Rider
"What's rule number two?"
Knight Rider
"Never become involved with a potential friend."
Knight Rider
"Tough rules. Well, it's a tough business."
Knight Rider
"That's what keeps America great."
Knight Rider
"Morning, KITT."
Knight Rider
"Well, KITT, say good-bye to Alpine Crest."
Knight Rider
"It's such a nice, decent little town."
Knight Rider
"That's what everybody says."
Knight Rider
"[Michael] Bet your turbo ducts will miss the fresh air, huh?"
Knight Rider
"[KITT] I'm specifically designed to perform uniformly in any type of weather."
Knight Rider
"Thus, fresh air is neither an advantage, nor a disadvantage."
Knight Rider
"[Michael] In other words, neither rain, nor snow, nor gloom of night..."
Knight Rider
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