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Clips from Knight Rider - A Nice, Indecent Little Town (S01E01)

"will stay you from your appointed rounds."
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"[KITT] That was, as they say, rather poetic."
Knight Rider
"Did you make it up? Nope. Read it in the post office..."
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"underneath the mug shots."
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"I should have known."
Knight Rider
"Sheriff, this is Deputy Cole. Knight's gone."
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"[Woman Chattering On TV]"
Knight Rider
"You're missing the climax here. The knitting lady is slipping a thing around a mannequin."
Knight Rider
"Very sensuous stuff."
Knight Rider
"Get your gear ready. He's gone?"
Knight Rider
"- He's goin'. - Well, it's about time."
Knight Rider
"Not that I don't appreciate your hospitality."
Knight Rider
"Have you talked to Barnswell?"
Knight Rider
"I don't talk to Barnswell unless I have to. That is your department."
Knight Rider
"Considering the fat percentage you pull down, what is your department?"
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"Saving you from yourself..."
Knight Rider
"and keeping Alpine Crest the kind of town nobody looks at twice."
Knight Rider
"Now get your stuff."
Knight Rider
"Michael, what's our destination? I don't know, KITT."
Knight Rider
"We're not giving up on Ron Austin, are we?"
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"No, we're not giving up."
Knight Rider
"We never give up. You know that."
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"[Michael] 'Alpine Crest. Home of the Hallelujah Press.""
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"Hallelujah Press?"
Knight Rider
"I wonder what that is."
Knight Rider
"[Electronic Twittering]"
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"It's the largest Bible printers in the state."
Knight Rider
"You know, we've been stumped as to why Ron Austin came to this little town."
Knight Rider
"What if it wasn't to... to distribute money, but to pick it up?"
Knight Rider
"I don't follow your logic."
Knight Rider
"I'm not sure that logic enters into it."
Knight Rider
"Except to make counterfeit money,"
Knight Rider
"you need more than plates and paper."
Knight Rider
"You need a printing press, KITT."
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"- Are we hiding? - No, KITT."
Knight Rider
"We're just keeping a low profile for a while."
Knight Rider
"Oh, hello. Hi."
Knight Rider
"Oh, can I help you?"
Knight Rider
"Yes, you can. I just dropped by to seeJobina for a couple minutes."
Knight Rider
"Oh, you're the young man she told me about."
Knight Rider
"Michael Knight? That's right. You're Martha Haberstraw, aren't you?"
Knight Rider
"Do you have any idea..."
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"how long it's been since a handsome young man remembered my name?"
Knight Rider
"Don't answer that."
Knight Rider
"Be patient with her. She likes you."
Knight Rider
"I can always tell."
Knight Rider
"Oh, what are you saying about me? Aunt Martha!"
Knight Rider
"Oh, it... it is time to be moving on."
Knight Rider
"Remember what I said. Bye-bye."
Knight Rider
"Take whatever she said with a grain of salt."
Knight Rider
"I thought you left town. Yeah, I did. But you know what?"
Knight Rider
"I'm beginning to like this little town. As a matter of fact, I'm thinking about staying and buying a small business."
Knight Rider
"I heard the Hallelujah Press was for sale."
Knight Rider
"Well, Charles Barnswell bought it from my aunt last year."
Knight Rider
"I can't imagine where you heard it was for sale."
Knight Rider
"No kidding. Who's Charles Barnswell?"
Knight Rider
"A businessman. He, uh... He's a retired government official."
Knight Rider
"What branch of government? I don't know."
Knight Rider
"Why are you asking me all these questions? What's going on? I wish I knew."
Knight Rider
"Besides this newspaper here and the Hallelujah Press,"
Knight Rider
"are there any other companies in town that use printing presses?"
Knight Rider
"No. No, not that I can think of. Okay. Thanks."
Knight Rider
"Michael."
Knight Rider
"Michael, I'm a reporter. Listen, I have a constitutional right to know what's going on."
Knight Rider
"You're absolutely right."
Knight Rider
"And when I find out, I promise you... you'll be the second to know."
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"[Phone Ringing]"
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"Tribune. Jobina Bruce speaking."
Knight Rider
"What?"
Knight Rider
"I thought you told me to discourage him."
Knight Rider
"Yeah, well, I just got the report back from Washington."
Knight Rider
"There's no record of his prints,"
Knight Rider
"no driver's license, no social security number... nothing."
Knight Rider
"Well, then who is he? That's a very good question."
Knight Rider
"I want you to try and get close to him, okay?"
Knight Rider
"Use your feminine wiles on him. Work him over a little, love him up some."
Knight Rider
"He'll break. They all do."
Knight Rider
"Mr. Larkin, there are limits to what I consider my patriotic duty."
Knight Rider
"And another thing, why am I the only one doing any work around here?"
Knight Rider
"Well, look at it this way. Those Watergate reporters had to spend months in a damp garage."
Knight Rider
"All things considered, you got it pretty easy."
Knight Rider
"Thanks."
Knight Rider
"[Michael] You got that, Devon?"
Knight Rider
"[Devon] Charles Barnswell, retired federal employee."
Knight Rider
"Let me see what I can do."
Knight Rider
"By the way, are you still in Alpine Crest? Are you enjoying yourself?"
Knight Rider
"Well, let me put it this way."
Knight Rider
"It's a real nice place if you're thinking of retirement."
Knight Rider
"Oh, don't mention that, my dear fellow. Don't even think it."
Knight Rider
"- I'll get back to you as soon as possible. - Okay. Give Bonnie a kiss for me, will you?"
Knight Rider
"I will. Of course."
Knight Rider
"Michael, believe it or not, there's Austin."
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"[Engine Starts]"
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"Hi. Listen, I'm sorry I was so rude in there. I just had a lot on my mind."
Knight Rider
"Excuse me."
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"[KITT] Michael, look out."
Knight Rider
"KITT, watch out for pedestrians."
Knight Rider
"Of course, Michael."
Knight Rider
"Don't worry, Michael. We'll catch him."
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"[Horn Honking]"
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"[KITT] Here we go."
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"Whoo! Yeah!"
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"[Siren Wailing]"
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"[Man] Attention all units, two vehicles are racing out of control through town."
Knight Rider
"This is Car Three. I got the lead vehicle in sight."
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"Hey, what's going on? I'm pursuing a suspect."
Knight Rider
"You have the right to remain silent."
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"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law."
Knight Rider
"Hey, Sheriff. Hmm?"
Knight Rider
"What about that phone call, huh? Local call?"
Knight Rider
"No, it's not a local call. What is this? I'm entitled to a phone call."
Knight Rider
"Okay. I'll see what I can do."
Knight Rider
"Look, you may not like what I did, but I did it because I was pursuing a suspect."
Knight Rider
"Knight,"
Knight Rider
"I don't know who or what you are,"
Knight Rider
"but you are not a cop."
Knight Rider
"And in this town, the cops will pursue the suspects."
Knight Rider
"Okay?"
Knight Rider
"Sheriff, i-if you don't mind, I'd like my watch back, please."
Knight Rider
"Sorry. Against regulations. [Buzzer Buzzes]"
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