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Clips from Disenchantment - The Cabinet of Dr. Chazzzzz (S04E04)

"[all cheer]"
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"[Jerry] No, no. Arma-what-o?"
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"Ooh! That's the one!"
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"-Okay, lower it down. -Faster."
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"-No, that's terrible advice, Luci. -Well, go diagonal at least."
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"You can't 'cause it's only up or down or left or right."
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"They say diagonal is the move."
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"Once you go diagonal, you never go… biagonal."
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"If I could go biagonal or diagonal, I would, but I can't"
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"because it just goes one direction in either side."
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"This is boring. Can you hurry up?"
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"I'm trying, but you're talking so loudly."
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"-Hurry up. -Okay."
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"Claw opens, and then… Got it."
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"[horse whinnies]"
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"Oh, crap. I think I killed it."
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"All right, let's move out, y'all."
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"No, wait, it's still alive. It just jerked."
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"Okay, repositioning."
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"Okay, and upwards."
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"Now leftwards then centerwards."
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"He's doin' it. He's got it."
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"-[Jerry] Yay! -[Elfo] Yes!"
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"-You're the best, Uncle Bean. -That's right, guys."
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"Who's hateful and heartless now?"
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"[laughing]"
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"-Hey, it's Laughing Horse. -God damn it."
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"[horse continues laughing]"
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"[Luci, Elfo and Jerry] Yay!"
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"-[Bean] Everybody, shut up. -[Elfo] Yes! Bean's mad."
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"[groans and coughs]"
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"Midnight roll call."
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"-Giggles? -[Giggles giggles]"
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"-Here. -Check."
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"Zøg? Zøg? Zøg?"
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"Oh, no. Chazzzzz has been chazzed."
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"[honking]"
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"[Zøg honks]"
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"[honking continues inside]"
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"[panting]"
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"[panting]"
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"[Zøg panting]"
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"[grunting]"
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"Ain't nothing gonna stop me. I'm free!"
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"Free as an abandoned baby!"
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"Wait a minute, I ain't free. I'm freezin'."
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"[panting]"
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"[sighs and exclaims]"
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"[bell chimes]"
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"It is a good thing they have taken a vow of silence because… wow."
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"[all chanting] Wow!"
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"Er… Yeah, but I'm real sorry to burst in on Your Holiness,"
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"-but, see, I'm a king and-- -[babbling]"
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"Titles shackle you to the material world."
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"We don't use them here."
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"I am the Venerable Rinsemaster,"
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"brother of the late Washmaster."
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"He was a jerk, but he was my brother."
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"Yeah, see, guy, I've been lost."
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"I've been lost my whole life, but now I'm really lost."
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"And I got this weird feeling in my head…"
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"[grumbling] Just a second."
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"[chuckles] Sorry, that's a spider from the tunnel."
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"I hope she didn't lay eggs in there. [chuckles nervously]"
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"But anyway, can you help me--"
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"-Find yourself? -Yeah!"
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"Well, where was the last place you looked?"
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"Huh?"
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"[chuckles] That's a monk joke."
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"The monk joke."
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"There is only one, and it is perfect."
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"[Zøg] I don't get that highfalutin humor."
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"I'm more into broad physical comedy."
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"Like when you pull the lever, and the guy falls through the trapdoor."
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"And the punchline is, he says, "Oh, no,""
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"with a little self-pitying laugh on the way down."
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"The first step is to rid yourself of worldly attachments."
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"Now, hand over your leather coin pouch."
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"What are you, some kind of wise guy?"
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"Just kidding. That's the other monk joke."
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"The second step is to shed your vanity."
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"This is my cousin, the Shavemaster."
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"Big Jo?"
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"At your service, King Zøg."
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"What will it be today?"
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"The cue ball, the snow globe or the Porky?"
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"Ah… [blows raspberry]"
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"The cue ball, I guess."
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"See, Porky? No one ever chooses you."
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"[hums]"
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"Sorry, my head's kind of lumpy."
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"-I've fallen down a lot of stairs. -[Big Jo] Indeed."
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"Now, hold still. I don't want to nick your throat"
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"I thought you were shavin' my head."
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"Oh, right."
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"This is your room"
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"where you will contemplate the universe and your place within it."
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"Sounds lonely."
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"You've never been to a monastery before, have you?"
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"[tense music playing]"
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"Dear, one true God, brother of the other God,"
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"I hope you exist 'cause otherwise…"
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"What, are you trying to make a jerk out of me?"
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"Anyway, can you keep a secret?"
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"Told your pal, the Rinsemaster, I was lost,"
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"hoping he would give me a map,"
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"but all I got was my head shaved."
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"I guess I'm on a spiritual path now."
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"I'll stay here and go along with the program"
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"as long as you don't let 'em put me back in the insane asylum."
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"So think about it."
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"[grumbles] I'm going to go now."
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"Guess I'll see you here tomorrow, same time, same box."
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"Okay, bye."
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"Your friend, Zøg."
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"Oh, yeah. Amen."
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"Don't worry, Porky."
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"Rumor has it that the Lord only answers every 25th prayer."
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"So those are pretty good odds."
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"We'll get him under the cloak of darkness when God's asleep."
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