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Clips from Disenchantment - The Cabinet of Dr. Chazzzzz (S04E04)

"[Bean] Look, boys, Dreamland. Home sweet home."
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"That reminds me, Bean,"
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"the last time you came home they shot you down."
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"-Yeah. I do. -Remember, Bean?"
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"-Come on, you remember that, right? -Right."
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"-They thought you were a witch. -Mmm-hmm."
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"-Then they put us on trial. -I know."
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"-They found us guilty, remember? -I was there."
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"And then they tied us to a stake, and then they burned us alive."
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"-That's enough. -Don't you remember?"
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"Thank you! Well, this time I'll make sure they know it's me."
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"[feedback whines]"
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"[Bean] Attention, Dreamland!"
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"It's me, your mighty queen, Bean."
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"Are you ready to welcome us?"
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"Oh! Look out. Flaming arrows."
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"What the hell?"
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"They're aiming right for your forehead, Elfo."
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"Just lean towards the windshield, just a skosh."
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"Don't worry. There's no way they can hit us from this high up."
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"[all shriek]"
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"[Elfo screams]"
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"[Jerry wails]"
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"-Abandon ship! -[Luci] Way ahead of ya."
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"Slide into the escape pod, dummies."
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"[blasts]"
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"[horse laughs]"
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"Brother Zøg, you have advanced rapidly from levels one through nine."
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"And of course, we appreciate your generous financial pledge."
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"The old barn out back is now the Zøg Center for Outstanding Humility."
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"Money don't mean that much to me no more."
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"I've given up everything but masturbation."
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"Oh! You can't give that up. Look what happened to Big Jo."
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"-Eh. What about the other guy? -Porky? That's a whole other story."
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"Now, this is our holiest room."
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"You can tell by the candles."
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"Please be seated."
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"Move over a couple of inches."
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"You're now sitting in the very center of the known world."
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"I'm sorry, one more inch. There you go."
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"-And now, you're ready. -For what?"
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"-Less asking, more trusting. -Mmm."
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"-Less sweating, more bathing. -Hmm."
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"-Less yelling, more loving. -Oh!"
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"-Less pie, more vegetables. -[grumbles]"
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"-Less honking, more hugging. -Ah!"
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"-Less hurting, more helping. -Mmm!"
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"Wait, is there any final bit of eternal wisdom?"
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"I don't know, look for a sign."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh!"
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"Om…"
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"[syllable reverberating]"
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"Lord, it's me again."
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"I appreciate you're trying your best, but I just want to say,"
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"you're the one who made me loud and large and gave me big fat hands."
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"But now, I'm not that guy."
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"I don't know who I am,"
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"but if you could just show me the path forward."
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"A bean?"
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"A single bean?"
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"Wait, a bean, and it's single."
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"And my Bean? And she's single."
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"[gasps] My kids!"
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"Bean! Derek! Do I got any others?"
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"No, that's it. Well, Freckles."
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"What am I doing here trying to save myself when they're in danger?"
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"I'm not afraid of dying 'cause kids, I would die for you!"
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"[gulps]"
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"Er… I'm still hungry, but I got to go."
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"Hey, Rinsemaster, you was right."
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"I'm more enlightened now."
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"Hi, I'm Chazzzzz. We're from the insane asylum down the road."
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"We got a crazy on the loose, and it's not me."
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"Have you seen this man?"
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"[gasps]"
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"He's not here."
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"Phew!"
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"But we can't go back empty-handed."
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"You're right, Dr. Chazzzzz."
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"What about that guy?"
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"You go low, I go lower."
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"No! What are you doing?"
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"Keep your greasy mitts off me!"
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"Sorry, we've been eating carnitas."
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"Help! Porky! Porky!"
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"Where are you, Porky?"
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"Porky, help!"
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"[Elfo] Land over there."
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"[Luci] No, over there."
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"[Bean] Shut up! I'm the blimp queen."
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"-[Jerry] Go, go up! -[Luci] No, down!"
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"Faster!"
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"-Don't listen to him. -Go left."
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"Bean, honestly, please, just listen to me. Okay?"
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"I have over 10,000 hours of flying kites."
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"-[Bean] Maybe I will crash us. -[engine spluttering]"
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"Exit stage right. [vocalizes]"
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"[vocalizing]"
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"Set her down by this cave."
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"Ease her in."
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"Easy."
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"Ten more feet to the left."
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"Got it, and…"
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"[clatters]"
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"Perfect. [grunts]"
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"Quick, hide this thing."
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"Yes, sir, Uncle Blimp Queen."
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"[Luci groans]"
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"[both grunting]"
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"Thanks for not being a squealer, Your Holiness."
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"And thanks for showing me the true path."
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"Ah! Yes, it is right over there."
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"-Mind if I give you a final platitude? -Yeah."
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"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single kick."
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"Ow!"
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"[serene music playing]"
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"Vip! Oh, and Vap! What are you two doing here?"
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"Ooh! What are you guys doing? Making a bear trap?"
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"Oh, jeez. My cape…"
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