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Clips from The Longest Yard (2005)

"You think you can do anything you want around here, don't you?"
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"A job, money, security."
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"Yeah. In college, we'd start every season against Appalachian State"
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"Kick the living shit out of them. Get their confidence up."
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"- To play against who? - The guards."
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"What do you think he's going to do to you fools?"
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"- All right, man. - Good job, man."
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"Okay, bring it in. Whoever's trying out for the team, wake up."
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"Hey. Somebody bring me a Diet Coke."
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"Stop it."
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"The blood of the guards is going to flow like the rivers of ancient Babylon."
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"That's good news. Unger, you're the man."
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"Yeah. I want you to meet Skitchy."
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"Right on time."
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"Why don't we have a maniacal pillow fight tonight. That could get it up some."
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"Hey, Sasquatch. Someone's here to see you."
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"I got married so young, so, I mean,"
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"Cherryhead going to play?"
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"- Yep. - So I get to tackle him?"
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"You going to help me out here?"
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"This guy must be quite the athlete, huh?"
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"Come on, Paul."
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"- Calm down. - What?"
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"- No, I think I am okay, baby. - I didn't get you, did I?"
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"Foul."
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"Ran right out of your shoes, huh? Hey, manager, don't you think"
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"Really good news. We started a football team."
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"hurt them like you used to when you were a kid, 10 feet 6 inches ago."
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"I wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot pole."
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"Yeah, captain. You know them convicts?"
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"They're starting to get some serious players."
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"Go."
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"What the hell is he smiling at?"
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"With cheese on it?"
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"- Is he on your little squad? - I believe he's on your little squad."
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"- The flash is ready. - You don't need a flash. It's daylight."
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"The guy is scared."
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"Or do we get ourselves ready for the greatest ass-kicking fiesta"
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"Okay."
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"You took a shit in my toilet?"
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"Just shut up and pour me a drink, bitch."
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"Yeah."
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"Why'd you shave those points?"
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"What's going on?"
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"Turn this shit off. Turn it off."
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"I was showing a little wrestling move. That's all."
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"How does he listen to that cracker shit?"
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"And with this special game, folks, comes a special broadcast,"
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"...cheerleaders?"
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"Twenty, hut."
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"Fumble."
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"And this is certainly an inauspicious start for the cons."
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"the guards are up by two touchdowns."
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"You guys want to beat these assholes, do it on the scoreboard."
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"Jesus, you sound like my mother."
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"A loss to the Mean Machine lasts forever."
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"- What? - Oh, come on."
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"Red 58. Hut."
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"- What down is it? - Fifth."
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"And so the guards will take over"
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"after one of the strangest offensive series I have ever seen."
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"Knauer, play action. Here comes the blitz."
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"Start of the second quarter."
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"on the scoreboard."
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"And it's caught by Deacon Moss for a touchdown."
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"What the hell's wrong with you? Stop acting like a damn cheerleader."
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"But he finally does after a 15-yard gain."
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"That's how a white man runs a football."
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"If I was on D, I'd crack you square in that egg-ass head of yours."
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"Do you know what he said to me in the library?"
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"Green 67."
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"Three seconds left."
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"the cons end the first half with the score: 14-all."
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"I tell you what bothers me the most, warden."
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"- Let's go, boy. - We can do it, baby."
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"8:38 left in the third quarter,"
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"There's the snap and the ball is fumbled. And the guards recover."
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"Back in at quarterback is Brucie,"
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"Oh, shit."
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"And look out."
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"Cons need to do something to get back in this game."
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"Hut."
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"And Megget is down to the 4-yard line, where it will be first and goal."
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"Tackle him."
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"White 50."
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"Crewe will start in great field position at the guards' 25."
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"- Is that a touchdown? - Yes, it is."
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"Hut."
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"- Go, Megget. - Get him."
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"Just win this shit."
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"The give is to the big man, Turley."
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"No. Wait."
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"What an amazing comeback, folks."
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"All right."
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"Come on."
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"Come on. Let's go."
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"And wait a minute. Crewe is coming back into the game."
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"I think you're still dizzy from that hit."
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"It's a trick."
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"Officer, shoot that man."
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"Well, if we got to cut him, you're doing it."
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"Sacked your ass."
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"Captain, he said he had some info."
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"Check this out. These be brass knuckles. They damn near old as me."
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"And here comes Knauer and that big offensive unit for the guards."
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"has been severely violated tonight."
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"Now, I can assure you"
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"Yeah. Hit that bag, man. There you go, man."
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"Let's see what you got."
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"I am going to get some water."
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"Don't do that in here."
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"I am just going to take this half down."
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"Hut."
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"Come on. Say it."
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"...the first friend I have had in I don't know how long."
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"- Quiet down. Guys. - Let's go."
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"Tomorrow, 12:00, the bus leaves. Don't be late."
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"I don't know."
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"Eighty-six."
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"Come on, D, let's go."
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