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Clips from The Longest Yard (2005)

"He tosses to Megget."
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"Yeah. Go."
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"The whole nation."
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"And Crewe is leveled."
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"The cons recover."
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"I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black guys. Amen."
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"Clock's running. Clock's still running. Clock's still running."
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"And look who's coming into the game."
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"Touchdown."
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"The cons are going to go for the win."
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"Well, the first thing is, we tell the team where they're hiding Unger."
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"And here comes the big story of the day."
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"But about a hundred years ago, when I could run and gun,"
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"Come on, guys, we only got a couple minutes."
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"There goes the neighborhood."
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"There's a dogpile in the backfield. The refs are trying to sort it out."
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"but there's folks here in the prison league don't care for me very much."
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"Now, why would he want to read a book about a four-eyed nigger?"
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"That was good. I mean, he's good."
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"Turley, nobody gets to me. We will play more Ping-Pong later, okay?"
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"that calls this place home."
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"Run, Forrest, run."
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"And you know what?"
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"- Who we going to crush? - The guards."
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"Way to go. Way to go."
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"What in the hell do you think you're doing out there?"
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"He will throw."
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"I know. Recover the ball."
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"Enjoy it, fat man."
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"Don't worry. Don't worry. I got another ball."
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"Break."
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"Hopefully none."
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"That's going to be a personal foul on the big guy."
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"Do you have any idea who's beating you out there?"
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"Mean Machine."
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"Ready?"
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"- Hello. - Do not get one more scratch"
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"Son of a bitch."
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"Back to your cell."
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"Move your giant ass right here. Right here."
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"Let's get out of here before that thing bites somebody."
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"Claims you knew all about it."
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"The give is to Megget. And he fights his way for a 9-yard gain."
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"You're the criminal. Be creative."
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"Four."
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"Maybe you'd like to read this."
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"Got to mingle."
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"Start of the fourth quarter, and Owens will throw. He's got Brown wide open."
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"Honey, just let me finish the game, I will take you to the movies."
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"Hello. There's a huge party going on downstairs."
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"Of course you do, Lorenzo. You made it."
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"Then you're going to have to pay for your own bananas."
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"- Yes, you are. - I am not your trained monkey, honey."
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"Gift?"
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"It's like a I-love-you gift. I left it in the closet for you."
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"I can't believe you did this."
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"Paul? Paul, what are you doing?"
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"- I own you. - I love you."
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"Don't you dare take my car, you drunken bastard."
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"Oh, man. Here come the party poopers."
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"So, what did I do wrong? Was I driving poorly?"
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"Really?"
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"Shit does happen. I mean, look what happened to your ears."
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"but, hell, I don't think you got too many"
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"Now, listen here, Mr. Frodo. Don't get short with me."
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"Don't you think I should pull the car over more? I could get sideswiped."
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"Hey, you can finish that one. I got five more. Take care, guys."
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"being pursued by police."
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"is former Pittsburgh football star Paul Crewe."
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"How you doing? What's up? What's up? What's up?"
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"Once again, you are proving to everyone"
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"what a worthless piece of shit you are."
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"I think we should start seeing other people."
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"See, that's our problem, sweetie."
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"I think I am in love."
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"Ain't she beautiful?"
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"- Is that right? - That's right."
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"- Well, tell him congratulations. - But I wasn't."
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"Down at the University of Miami."
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"That wasn't nice."
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"what are you going to say?"
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"Because the warden don't run this prison. I do."
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"Not entirely."
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"Colonel Sanders been eating his own chicken."
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"Sorry."
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"Okay. With what?"
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"I don't get to say this to my new guests very often,"
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"It's an honor to be locked up here, sir."
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"Because I am convinced that you can get us back on track."
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"Well, then, it's all settled."
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"must have a great deal of expertise to offer."
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"I used to love your underwear commercials."
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"called in quite a few favors to get you here, Paul."
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"Only the finest for you, superstar."
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"I appreciate the offer, but I am going to have to pass."
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"Take a seat."
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"stole your grandmama's pension, and nobody would have cared."
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"- You play football? - Me? No."
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"Sit down."
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"Used to be mad too. It's like, "I can't believe I picked a nigga that can't play.""
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"- Really? - Yeah, that's right. Mickey D's."
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"all depressed about. Hey, you're white. Smile."
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"That's right. We can get our McFlurry on."
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"You can't let these guys scare you. You can't let them punk you."
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"- Caretaker. - Paul Crewe."
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"Well, you're going to have to lower your standards"
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"Don't want that. Thanks for the advice."
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"You better cut that shit out. It's getting old."
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"Well, now, you might find this hard to believe,"
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"Really? These guys think you're a dumb redneck too?"
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"might have some training-camp tricks, drills, insights to offer up."
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"How long have I been in here?"
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"One week. Want to go for two?"
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"You're going to assemble a team to play the first game against us."
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"- You have just given me an inspiration. - That's great. What?"
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"It's a deal."
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""Tryout," you half a meatball."
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"Yeah? Well, how the hell we going to get to do that?"
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"This is our turn. We could beat up on them."
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"And that's the truth. With some cheese on it."
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