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Clips from The Longest Yard (2005)

"But he is. And I don't know how, after that last hit."
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"All right, punt team."
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"Dumbshits are going for it. Let's go. Let's go."
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"This is unbelievable."
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"Let's go, to the line."
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"On fourth and 20,"
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"And he's not going down."
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"- Man, oh, man. - Not bad."
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"Huddle up."
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"I did it."
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"I was in a bad way with some worse people."
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"I felt so shitty I wish I would have just let them kill me instead."
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"if I don't throw this game."
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"So it looks like I am going to get to know you guys a lot better,"
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"because I ain't doing that twice in a lifetime."
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"I am begging you. Put your hands in here."
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"Okay. Thank you. Now, who are we?"
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"Mean Machine."
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"Come on, Mean Machine, let's go."
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"All right. We got ourselves a game."
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"First and 10 from the 30. Crewe finds Deacon open in the flat."
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"One yard, baby. One more yard."
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"He flips it back to Megget."
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"Megget's got the first down and more."
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"Crewe hands it to Turley. And look at the big man go."
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"as this underdog con team is starting to win them over."
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"Knauer needs a first down to put this game away."
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"My arm."
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"And look at this formation. The guards, they're confused."
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"Shift over. Move."
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"And with the extra point, the cons are down by just seven."
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"- Brucie. - Yeah. Yeah, coach."
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"I want you to go out there and kick off."
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"- I can do it. - Kick off."
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"Brucie can't kick worth a shit."
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"Jesus Christ, my savior. If you help me out with this one,"
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"But the ball is tipped."
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"Well, that felt unnecessary."
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"Crewe drops back to pass. He's under pressure."
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"On the ball."
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"Goddamn it. Do something."
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"Crewe. He's looking to throw. Under pressure again."
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"He pitches it to Megget. He's got some room."
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"He could go all the way."
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"But he won't."
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"And Megget is hit hard at the 4, and he's hurt."
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"You busted your knee for us, we will bust our ass for you."
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"Hey, coach, I need a back."
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"Yeah, I am serious."
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"You can do it."
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"Get that old ass of yours in the end zone."
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"No, no, no. Hey, old man."
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"Absolutely not. You're going to get killed out here."
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"is going to play tailback,"
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"but he's got to be in there more for moral support than anything."
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"Mean Machine, Mean Machine Mean Machine"
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"Mean Machine."
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"Mean Machine."
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"Don't let them through."
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"The ball's picked up by Scarborough."
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"Taking a play from the old Nebraska playbook."
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"Easy. Easy."
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"You still alive, old man?"
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"Never felt better in my life."
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"You're a sick bastard. Come here."
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"Mean Machine."
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"Team vote: We go for the win? We go for the tie?"
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"Unfortunately, that's why we're all in the joint."
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"What would Caretaker do?"
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"Give me that blackboard."
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"Yeah, come on."
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"I don't know. That play is wack."
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"It's going to work. Let's go. On the ball."
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"They're going for it."
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"Crewe, trying to settle his team into formation."
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"But there seems to be a lot of confusion."
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"Come on. Run the play."
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"Come on, baby. Come on."
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"The play clock is still running. Crewe better call a time-out."
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"Come on, Crewe."
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"They don't know what we're doing."
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"Run the play we set up."
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"Group hug in the shower tonight."
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"Well, there you have it."
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"A bunch of ruthless criminals have beaten"
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"the men that uphold our justice system."
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"Now, give me your wallet."
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"Just kidding."
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"You got a lot of balls, Crewe. You played a hell of a game."
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"And don't worry, I know you had nothing to do with Caretaker's murder."
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"Mean Machine. Mean Machine."
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"You humiliated me. I can't believe you couldn't even win a fixed game."
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"Now, where the hell does he think he's going?"
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"He's escaping."
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"Shoot him."
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"Crewe."
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"Captain, I order you to shoot that prisoner."
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"Shoot him. Fire."
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"Crewe."
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"Crewe."
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"Pull the trigger."
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"It's the game ball."
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"Hey."
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"- You have a nice time, old man? - Yeah."
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"Yeah? Okay. So, what do we do now?"
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"Oh, I can't wait to see what Switowski does to him."
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"Great game, sir."
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"- There you are. - Lena."
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"Football."
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"Oh, my God, he is deranged."
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"because that was the most pathetic thing I ever saw."
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"Now, step out of the vehicle, Mr. Crewe."
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"Move it."
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"Not in my back yard."
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"Well, then get him enthusiastic, damn it."
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"Hey, yo, you owe me money on that game, punk."
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"Bitch."
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"I ain't done eating yet."
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"Hornet's Nest."
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"Yes, sir."
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