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Clips from The Longest Yard (2005)

"And some diapers."
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"Nineteen seconds. We got a lot of ground to cover."
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"So you bastards remember that play we practiced in the mud?"
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"What are you talking about? That was some schoolyard bullshit."
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"Yeah. Let's try some schoolyard bullshit."
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"Cheeseburger Eddy's got it."
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"Go, baby, go."
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"He laterals to Deacon."
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"Tackle him."
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"Shades of Cal-Stanford."
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"Tackle him."
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"And look at that little Megget run."
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"He could go all the way. Touchdown."
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"Do that sound again."
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"And so, on a miraculous play,"
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"Bring it in."
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"This was supposed to be a blowout,"
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"and they're showing you up in front of the whole nation."
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"I like it when he's angry."
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"- I told you. - Way to go, baby, way to go."
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"I didn't say nothing about winning."
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"We're not winning. Not yet."
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"You got yourself in quite a predicament, Mr. Crewe."
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"- Is that right? - See, it's just come to my attention"
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"that inmate Unger has been taken into custody"
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"for the murder of Caretaker."
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"- Good. - Oh, yeah, it's good."
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"Only thing is, he claims to have an accomplice."
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"Hell, he even says you sent Caretaker to your cell."
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"Bullshit."
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"Captain Knauer says he saw you planning it with Unger."
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"Court?"
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"Hell, boy, in Allenville, I am the judge, I am the jury,"
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"and in your particular case, I am the executioner."
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"What do you want?"
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"I want you to lose."
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"I can't do that."
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"Of course you can. After all, you have had plenty of practice."
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"But the men. It's more important to them than it is to you."
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"Okay. Suit yourself."
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"But I don't want my guys hurt. You get ahead, you coast. We clear?"
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"Fine. Right after I get a two-touchdown lead."
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"That you're not going to be out there on that field with us,"
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"getting what you got coming to you."
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"The only thing coming to me is victory."
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"Captain."
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"Don't worry, warden, we will take care of business."
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"I already have."
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"What? We can win this on our own."
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"Captain, a man in my position doesn't leave things to chance."
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"Now, after you get a comfortable three-touchdown lead,"
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"I want those cons to understand who owns them."
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"Oh, yes, sir."
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"Megget is finally brought down at the guards' 33,"
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"where Paul Crewe will take over."
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"And what a first half he's had."
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"Down, set."
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"Y 45. Hut."
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"On first and 10, Crewe will pass."
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"It's okay. Get your head up."
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"It's all right, man."
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"Come on, Paulie."
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"Second and 10 from the 33. Crewe's looking for Deacon once again."
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"- He's open. - He's open."
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"Look out. He might go."
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"Touchdown."
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"Defense, let's do this."
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"and Crewe has struggled thus far in the second half."
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"Hut."
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"It's picked up by Lambert."
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"He's at the 15, the 10, and he will score."
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"Crewe took a shot on that play and he's getting up slowly."
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"Meanwhile, in the end zone, the guards have something to celebrate,"
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"There's the old Paul Crewe we love to write about."
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"What the hell are you doing out there?"
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"I am done."
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"I am out. That's it."
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"- Seems okay to me. - Well, it ain't."
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"The guards will try to keep it away from Megget, so they will pooch kick."
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"Fair catch. Fair catch."
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"As Big Tony calls for the fair catch."
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"Watch out. That was as late a hit as I have ever seen."
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"And even some of the home crowd not liking that one."
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"Hang in there, partner."
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"Can of corn. Can of corn, and I will be fine. Can of corn."
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"Yeah, I'd have a hard time looking at me too."
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"Brucie."
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"Yeah, coach."
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"You're the only one that knows this offense, son. Now, do it."
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"Coming into the game, replacing the injured Paul Crewe,"
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"is number 1, Brucie."
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"All right, all right. Crewe's playing like shit."
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"That's his problem. I am going to bring us back."
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"Right, 32 Flex Dive Motion on one. Ready."
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"Yeah. It's Brucie's time to shine, baby."
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"Okay. Down, set. Hut."
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"I knew I shouldn't have had that popcorn."
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"Ninety-eight. Hut. Hut."
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"And he's got it. Touchdown, guards."
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"Hey, man, after all Caretaker did, this is how you show him love?"
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"Don't worry about it."
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"You haven't changed one damn bit."
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"Throw it, Brucie."
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"What a shot he took."
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"I think the cons are just about out of options at quarterback."
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"When you popped the warden, was it worth it?"
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"Was it worth spending the rest of your life in here?"
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"Was it worth it? It was worth every goddamn second."
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"Paul Crewe must be feeling better, because here he comes."
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"Deuce right, 89. Fly on two. Ready?"
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"As we start the fourth quarter, cons down by three touchdowns."
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"Wide left. Tight left."
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"Here comes the blitz, and no one's blocking."
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"And Crewe will be sacked for a big loss."
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"That looked like a message to Crewe from his offensive line."
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"Did you see that, man? They're quitting on him."
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"Okay, baby. Jailbreak Blitz. Ready?"
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"We got that out of the way. I deserved it."
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"- Now we got to play some football. - Switch it. Switch it."
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"And that's not it."
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