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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Psychic Vortex (S03E03)

"...I'm a passionate man..."
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"...and I tend towards public displays of affection."
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"...so it would help if you and Penny made out too."
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"Yeah, no more carefree bachelor nights for me and Leonard."
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"...and then reinstall all my operating systems."
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"Huh? Huh?"
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"A salute to zoot."
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"Come on, Sheldon."
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"Oh, boy."
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"...described in Edwin Abbott's mathematical fantasy Flatland."
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"Sheldon, I'm begging you."
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"...of Diary of Anne Frank above a bowling alley."
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"Well, promise you won't make fun of me?"
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"...I'm gonna get a national commercial."
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"Good job not making fun of her."
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"Heh, heh. Bite me."
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"Thanks for coming with me."
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"You're very funny. I'm Abby."
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"Thank you."
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"Well, we could always learn more..."
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"...you can have a spirited debate, yet still care for, even make love..."
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"- How'd things go with Penny? - Oh, couldn't be better."
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"- What is that? - Your new girlfriend."
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"- I don't get it. You had a great time. - Yes, exactly. I had a great time."
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"...and I want a girlfriend, and I want her to be Abby..."
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"Hulk agree to second date with puny humans."
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"Hulk sad."
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"And now you're supposed to say, "Wow, what an interesting fact."
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"Wow. That's all you got after you were the most obnoxious person..."
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"Well, yeah. One of us has to keep an open mind."
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"It is also a treatise on Victorian social mores."
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"Look at us, getting ready for a double date with actual women..."
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"...who publicly acknowledge they're our girlfriends."
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"Yes. I mean, actual women are the best."
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"I don't understand. What other kind of women are there?"
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"Artificial women are your department. You wanna take this?"
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"No, it would just freak him out."
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"Listen, before we leave, I should warn you..."
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"What are you trying to tell me, Howard?"
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"There might be making out in the car or restaurant."
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"I don't want Bernadette to feel uncomfortable..."
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"Don't worry, we're planning to have sex right on the salad bar."
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"Namaste, white people."
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"Good news. I've rented us..."
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"- ...the four-hour edition of Watchmen. - Got it."
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"- Seen it. - Detailed analysis posted online."
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"Then what are we gonna do tonight?"
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"These broncos have been saddled."
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"How did we get actual women?"
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"Great. They get girlfriends and they just abandon us?"
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"It is great, isn't it?"
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"We have a wonderful evening ahead of us."
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"- We do? - Oh, yes."
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"I discovered I don't have enough room on my hard drive for a LINUX partition."
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"You and I are gonna perform a full backup, reinitialize..."
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"- I don't wanna do that. - All right."
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"Well, I'm going to perform a full backup, reinitialize..."
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"...and then reinstall all my operating systems."
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"Well, what about me?"
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"Well, I understand there are several types of artificial women."
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"Maybe you should look into that."
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"Dude, there are so many cool things we could be doing tonight. Look."
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"At the Glendale Galleria: "Put on your best zoot suit."
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"It's a salute to swing music..."
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"...in the center court near Macy's, 5 p.m. to 9 p.m.""
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"- Sounds like a hoot. - I'm sorry, Raj."
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"I have no desire to salute any article of clothing tonight..."
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"...much less one that's linked to race riots in the 1940s."
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"The Zoot Suit Riots."
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"Oh."
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"I always thought that was some sort of after-Christmas sale."
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"Why don't we go to the galleria and walk around?"
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"I don't need anything at the galleria. You need anything at the galleria?"
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"No, we would just walk around and see what's what."
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"That's a semantically null sentence."
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"Okay, well, how about this? From the university website:"
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""Seven p.m. to 10 p.m., Norton Hall Multipurpose Room..."
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"...mixer for grad students and faculty..."
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"...of the Science and Humanities Departments."
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"Whether you split atoms or infinitives, this is the place to be.""
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"Well, that's certainly amusing..."
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"...but I have no interest."
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"The world is filled with people doing things outside."
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"Let's go outside. Outside is good."
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"If outside is so good..."
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"...why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?"
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"I don't know. It's a marketing scheme."
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"Please, Sheldon, I'm a young, virile visitor from a foreign land..."
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"...and I need to strut my stuff."
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"Let me offer you a compromise."
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"Sometimes when I feel stifled and want a change of scenery..."
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"...I use my imagination."
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"One of my favorite places to visit is the two-dimensional world..."
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"I don't wanna go to Flatland."
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"You're only saying that because you haven't been there."
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"I am now a hexagon in two-dimensional space..."
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"...and can only perceive the edges of other objects."
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"Oy."
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"Is that you, Raj? I don't recognize your edge."
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"I want to go to this mixer, and I don't want to go alone."
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"Well, you're in luck. There's a mixer here in Flatland."
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"Oh, look."
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"There's a sexually attractive line segment."
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"- Chat her up. - What?"
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"Tell her you're a circle. Flatland gals are all hot for circles."
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"I hope you're hungry. We're going to a terrific restaurant."
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"Oh, yeah, I'm starved. When you spend all day in a bio lab..."
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"...watching flesh-eating bacteria skeletonize rodents..."
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"...it really works up an appetite."
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"Flesh-eating bacteria and yet I still wanna kiss this woman."
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"What does that tell you?"
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"You'd be willing to die a horrible death on the off chance you'd get to second base."
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"We're way past second base. Right, Howard?"
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"Well, we kind of disagree about what the bases are."
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"How's your work going, Penny? Any acting jobs?"
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"The last big thing I did was this production..."
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"But I think things might be turning around pretty soon."
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"Well, great. How come?"
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"Of course. I would never make fun of you."
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"Okay, well, I went to this psychic who told me that if I cut my hair..."
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