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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Reorientation (S05E05)

"that Mr. Bachman has no living next of kin?"
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"That's cute."
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"Dick?"
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"The Errich administration is over."
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""The signature displayed troubling traits."
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"It's great."
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"A Mr. Jeff Washburn."
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"It's another reason for our iron-clad no dog policy."
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"Well..."
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"Get this horrible woman the fuck out of my office, now."
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"so he lost the presidency to a fake cowboy"
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"What are they doing back?"
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"because, like, no closure."
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"Jean, do you have the report?"
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""narrow angles, tense strokes,"
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"you know how much it's going to cost to fix my Tesla?"
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"Mmm, you don't seem to understand."
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"we could've gotten insurance to pay for a whole remodel."
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"the world understands"
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"Are... are people sitting back down, or...?"
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"Well, on the bright side, it'll be that much easier"
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"and has rewarded me with..."
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"Let's give the scheduler to the Optimoji guys,"
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"'cause Frankenstein is the..."
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"Look at 'em all, Richard."
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"Yes. I mean, if you had to."
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"to get you cleaned up and back out there."
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"Stallions."
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"I will get them to re-factor their code."
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"It's a great time. I just fired Banksy."
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"What, did you sell your sense of humor?"
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"as soon as they fall off the truck."
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"has once again spun gold."
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"Gilfoyle,"
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"to display the deceased remains."
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"and then..."
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"See, we'd still be finishing up orientation,"
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"the way you explain it."
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"And we can build it"
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"all of a sudden, I..."
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"and I go zero to 60 in 3.2..."
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"singing Kumbayas and doing trust falls."
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"Uh, no. I think I'm okay."
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"So that would inspire you? Different coffee?"
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"the Optimoji guys have really stepped up their game,"
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"Seven credit cards."
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"for the fucking all-hands meeting."
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"Okay. So, what, they're leaving, or...?"
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"Richard!"
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"Not even one with miles."
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"around your office like a nincompoop?"
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"One press of a button"
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"amongst the handicapped."
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""But I believe in this company so much,"
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"All right."
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"It's just so edgy."
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"to spend the primes of their lives on your vision."
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"Your speech was a disaster."
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"really comfy though, right, Richard?"
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"obliterated Pied Piper's runway hiring all those coders?"
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"It's the cheapest thing I could find"
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"We assumed you guys were right behind us. What's happening?"
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"and he started picking up speed,"
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"The thing is, when I crouched, I had to burp."
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"You need to pay all of his outstanding bills."
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"We put up statues of him everywhere."
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"They are united against me."
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"Enjoy the drive."
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"is sending up all sorts of red flags."
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"- I have it. - Yes."
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"And it won't cost us shit."
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"And people don't wanna follow an idea,"
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"when you chose their coffee over ours."
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"That's not fair!"
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"- Sorry? - We get it."
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"- Pow. - Yeah."
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"Please put it down."
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"the server-less runtime. Look, look!"
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"Wow."
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"- brought in their dog. - He's really smart."
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"He's gonna be okay."
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"How was I able to park before you?"
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"So, uh,"
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"But still, it's an investment."
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"Here, hop in, let me give you a ride to work."
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"- Agreed. - Yeah."
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"you'd rather be crouching than standing?"
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"Right? And you need to go out there and lead them."
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"Why is my signature not on this?"
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"- What? - "Characterized by"
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"What?"
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"if we were doing some kind of talent show."
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"in my Tesla's spot."
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"the Stallions, they do the integration."
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"And you didn't think it was important to tell us this?"
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"It was part of the orientation that was scheduled,"
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"Ah, yes! There."
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"into your personal possession,"
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"And you'll tell your guys about the nanoseconds?"
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"Do you understand?"
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"He's really smart."
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"All right."
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""a willingness to hurt others to achieve one's goals."
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"But we need everyone here to be Pied Pipers."
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"All right. You wanna get insane?"
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"if it was gonna happen, I didn't want to be standing."
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"Would you characterize Mr. Bachman"
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"but to be honest, that's not really who I am."
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"Bring the little guy in."
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"It's two."
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"to safeguard our interests."
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"If I don't fix my Tesla,"
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"And I need to really shove it up his ass."
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"and his eyes went dead,"
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"Dick, I just got in and checked the commits."
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"of the greatest creative minds in the world."
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"What? What's wrong with..."
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"I thought I had to shit my pants."
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"I actually vomited."
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"Jokes, Richard!"
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