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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Reorientation (S05E05)

"I mean, sure, a three-day orientation"
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"My cousin Eftahar lost an ear."
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"And that is the kind of leader these people wanna follow."
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"Hey, uh..."
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"Yeah, it is."
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"to cover you to your next job."
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"Double digits?"
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""and I might be strange,"
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"Not a mistake."
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"you like this?"
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"It's just like Errich."
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"I will be taking on a total engineering team of about 50."
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"because a pig is most like a fat human."
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"Richard, what about..."
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"Oh, no, uh, good news."
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"No way. Cancel them."
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"their own separate shorthands,"
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"What's wrong with that?"
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"I mean, you do one of those, you're so jacked up on adrenaline,"
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"but the Optimoji guys have been using milliseconds?"
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"into ashes."
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"Put it down, sir."
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"to a reasonable degree of certainty"
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"I'm pretty sure, but, uh..."
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"Fuck you, Gilfoyle!"
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"In the absence of any next of kin,"
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"Right here, guys."
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"as a financially responsible man?"
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"It's bad enough we can't have Slice here."
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"CEO stands for Canine Endorsement..."
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"He's violently allergic to dogs."
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"And when we waived our no dog policy..."
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"You waived our no dog policy?"
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"In Pakistan, dogs are not pets, okay?"
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"Fuck you!"
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"And what about the dogs? They're people, too."
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"And then call an all-hands."
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"Ooh, okay."
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"Really didn't wanna be back up here, again."
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"I know I..."
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"But I think in this case, you guys should."
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"and if you don't wanna be here,"
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"There. That's your inspiration."
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"And if I have to build my entire new fucking Internet by myself,"
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"Banksy is insisting his signature be on his work."
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"$17,000."
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"Something is happening."
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"What? All night?"
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"Wait, are you still riffing?"
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"Oh, uh..."
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"I know. It's just an annoying thing to point out."
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"Gavin B."
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"you are racist."
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"Why does the whole neighborhood smell like bacon?"
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"Mr. Jian, there's absolutely no need"
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"Uh, why would you say that?"
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"Just nice to know where we stand."
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"but, um, you guys..."
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"Not me."
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"if I'm not inspirational enough for you,"
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"What is this?"
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"There better not be a Chinaman in my bed."
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"Hoover, you're implicating me."
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"But if you wanna stick around and build this thing,"
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"What the fuck?"
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"Hey, buddy boy."
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"I cremate a pig"
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"No wife, children, parents,"
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"See you later."
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"Jared, uh, you wanted me to unite the teams and I have."
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"Because..."
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"A few are."
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"Banksy, the vandal?"
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"Flawless. Right?"
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"Richard?"
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"It's not about the money."
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"You've finally taken your rightful spot"
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"Look how shiny it is."
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"One question, what the fuck happened?"
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"right there in front of the whole company,"
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"All right. Hop in, Frankenstein."
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"Pleasure to be on your team, Gavin. Here it is."
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"Fight-or-flight reflex kicked in and I just..."
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"trying to ride one of those hover boards"
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"Um, no."
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"Oh... yeah."
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"What the fuck is that?"
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"And I don't even mean the word "guys,""
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"I didn't. You did,"
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"No, bikes still have to follow traffic laws!"
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"Dinesh,"
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"Well, to be fair, I never would've scheduled trust falls."
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"I... I guess I just got a little lost in the work."
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"Absolutely."
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"So what happened? What were you,"
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"have gone through their first code review."
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"Fuck you guys. Get outta here."
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"And that's why you jumped"
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"You wanna save time?"
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"which I just learned is a micro-aggression."
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"give the old schnozzle a much-needed trim,"
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"You gotta hate it as much as everybody else."
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"Gotta, you know..."
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"Okay, well..."
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