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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Reorientation (S05E05)

"I mean, look at the three we've already hired."
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"Uh..."
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"I ordered it a month ago."
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"cars depreciate 10 percent"
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"Like that."
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"gas plants and coal-burning smoke stacks."
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"Do you know where your electricity comes from?"
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"A front trunk."
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"Dinesh..."
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"can you take pig to backyard?"
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"I need to burn it."
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"No."
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"decided to show up bright and early"
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"I had to park on level five."
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"primo spot."
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"Is it broken?"
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"And I started to panic."
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"No, it all happened so fast,"
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"So, I crouched, because..."
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"If you wanna shit yourself,"
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"I actually vomited a little."
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"And then, that's when my fight-or-flight reflex kicked in."
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"Okay, fine, then my "or flight" reflex kicked in and I just..."
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"in mid-sentence dip down,"
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"I sort of shocked myself."
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"Especially after knowing what they saw."
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"No, fuck it. Plus, I'm... I'm way too busy, so."
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"Richard, look out there."
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"I mean, you're asking them"
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"They're... they're yearning for inspiration."
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"I'm a coder."
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"Look there, the new Internet."
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"Richard, this is all an idea."
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"Look at the last guy to create a new Internet."
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"but he talked like a narcoleptic plantation owner,"
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"When you set your mind to it,"
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"And I have met Ira Glass."
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"You said it yourself, okay, the Optimoji guys"
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"and the Sliceline guys are separate,"
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"and the server-less runtime to the Sliceline guys."
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"Then we have Dinesh and Gilfoyle and"
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"As for the bezel design, our young aesthete, Dang,"
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"Let's see it."
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"Wait, my signature's not on it?"
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"How could it be the Gavin Belson Signature Box III"
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"Gavin, there was a slight issue with your signature."
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"Do you have a mock-up? Pull it up."
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"so we contacted a handwriting expert."
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"And, uh, well..."
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"conclusively indicative of sociopathic tendencies.""
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""a lack of empathy and need to dominate,"
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"Inability to accept bad news...""
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"- Hoover? - Sir?"
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"I found it on Craigslist."
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"Now you get to park on the fifth floor."
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"We were gonna have a noncompetitive talent show with no losers."
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"Are you aware that the Sliceline guys"
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"Just the fact that we're still calling them"
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"Richard? Gilfoyle parked his electric pile of trash"
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"Not now, Dinesh."
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"No, well, I mean, it was..."
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"for numerous reasons, uh, canceled."
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"And I'm sorry about that, I know it sucks."
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"You could get some decent coffee in here."
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"Stumptown it is. You got it."
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"It was really bad."
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"and the official executor of Mr. Bachman's estate."
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"you are required to settle all claims against the estate."
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"Well, these debts can sometimes be substantial."
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"Past couple days,"
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"I'm just wondering if everything's all right."
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"No, no. Slice was our mascot."
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"What about the no dog policy?"
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"Uh, I just was wondering"
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"Come on. Don't be such a dork."
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"Yes, I am."
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"Hey, look at you and your 10-speed."
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"Almost as cute as your bike."
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"Yeah, I guess this is a bike, isn't it?"
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"Let's get insane."
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"- Explain. - Okay, uh..."
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"and apparently that's because every single one of 'em"
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"and they bite you."
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"But he put poison pills in chicken meat"
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"So look, we'll pay for your entire medical bill, obviously."
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"They're dogs!"
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"I wish they had your fecal fortitude."
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"And if this company lives or dies"
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"that's special."
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"And we'll give you enough severance"
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"That could be good."
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"It might be easier to say how many are staying."
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"It's, uh..."
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"Banksy is a very edgy artist."
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"We're on a campus full of literally thousands"
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"Let's just crowd source it with our employees. We'll make it a contest."
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"Make it happen."
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"I'm hearing that Pied Piper is in a free-fall."
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"is that I've instituted an operation"
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"I'm calling it "Project Washburn.""
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"We've been coding for 48 hours straight."
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"I could give a shit about deontological ethics."
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"Fucking loser."
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"Fat fuck."
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"Gilfoyle wins."
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"I'm gonna pay it."
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"I'll pay, too."
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"in my Tesla's spot and Uber home."
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"and he wouldn't answer to his name,"
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"Richard has finished the scheduler"
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"I feel like Mary Magdalene on resurrection day."
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"They're all wearing Pied Piper hoodies."
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"They've been cheering after every commit."
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"So, I crouched."
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"Don't flip out, okay?"
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"What?"
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"The real Dr. Crawford died heroically"
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"in the water wars of 2020."
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"What?"
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"might've been just as effective and less bloody,"
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