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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Reorientation (S05E05)

""I may not be an inspiring speaker."
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""I may be twitchy,"
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"Because now they know nothing is gonna stop you."
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"And with 9,986 votes this,"
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"Uh..."
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"Do you have a app idea?"
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"This is my incubator now."
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"Your things are over there."
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"you are ugly."
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"- What? - What the fuck?"
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"Hooli is the future,"
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"and your future is the Box 2."
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"Uh..."
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"My Tesla finally came."
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"Was that a wise purchase?"
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"well you just lost $10."
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"Jesus fucking Christ!"
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"My corrupt uncle"
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"I gotta get to work."
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"You left before me."
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"I guess all 50 of the new employees"
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"uh, my speech was going poorly."
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"With good reason."
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"but... essentially, I thought,"
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"I hate to say this, but I follow you."
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"Okay. Well, what we saw was a very oily man"
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"But I guess it's a lot less embarrassing"
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"Did you evacuate in your pants?"
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"Now, I don't have to."
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"That's actually kind of disappointing,"
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"There's no way I'm going back out there."
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"There's Optimoji and Sliceline t-shirts left and right."
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"These are conquered soldiers still in their old uniforms."
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"I can't do inspiration."
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"That's inspiration. Use that."
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"they wanna follow a leader."
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"you're one of the most charismatic people I've ever met."
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"so let's use that."
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"Boom, we're off and running. How about that?"
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"That way, no one has to shit or burp or puke"
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"or get a nosebleed in front of anyone."
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"What issue?"
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"Well, reactions to this from our testing groups were mixed,"
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""Left of upright slant,"
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"that qualified as an electric vehicle."
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"Oh, and you were right..."
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"it does feel good to be a part of the green revolution."
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"What a day."
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"But instead,"
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"the rest of the day is basically shot."
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"as we usually do,"
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"We're still ahead of where we'd be"
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"Why can't you guys switch to milliseconds?"
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"Sorry, well, our entire code base uses nanoseconds."
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"which had to be,"
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"Yeah. Unless you wanna"
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"get up in front of everyone and announce it yourself."
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"I know."
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"Okay, Mr. Jian, you have petitioned this court"
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"of the estate of Erlich Bachman, is that correct?"
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"Yes. Errich Bachman is dead."
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"And I put it in bucket."
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"Now, have you determined"
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"He died alone."
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"a house and a 10% Pied Piper."
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"So I get a house and a 10% Pied Piper?"
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"How much do I have to pay?"
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"Hey, Sliceline guys, what's up? Heh."
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"So..."
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"You only acquired Sliceline because you wanted Optimoji."
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"What?"
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"Slice?"
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"The beverage?"
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"Danny? Dan man?"
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"Well at Optimoji, we had a no dog policy."
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"You're the CEO."
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"And from this point on,"
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"Something's wrong with your frunk."
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"Hey, Tesla!"
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"You know where Pied Piper is?"
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"What the fuck?"
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"have a fucking dog."
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"I had Jared put that in there for a reason, Richard!"
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"and they chase you down the street"
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"Our mayor was very corrupt."
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"We hailed him as a hero."
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"What? Stallion down?"
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"Day two of orientation."
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"So, you're good."
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"They're literally not."
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"Hold strong."
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"Even the dogs, apparently."
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"just take care of all the dogs."
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"I've clearly gotta say words."
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"And I think we all remember why, you know?"
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"But you probably don't know this, but I almost sh..."
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"They don't need to..."
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"Farted. Yeah."
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"Which would be embarrassing."
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"Anyway, look, uh..."
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"should be the inspiration for you guys,"
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"by all the flowery things I say,"
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"well then, to be honest, we're fucked. Ha."
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"people don't follow ideas."
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"the most important thing in human history."
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"You know, not this shitty, addictive parasite"
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"that companies like Hooli use to spy on us"
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"and exploit us."
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"Okay?"
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"well, then, there's the door."
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"Okay, they're picking up their bags."
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"What's that mean? Like, what's more than a few, five?"
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"What?"
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"- Sorry? - I'm a coder, Jared."
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"I'll do that, so..."
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"I like it."
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"This is supposed to be my signature."
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"On what planet does a signature have a signature on it?"
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"I'm afraid it's non-negotiable."
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"The fucking balls on this egomaniac."
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