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Clips from Family Guy - The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou (S05E05)

"Chris, what do you need money for? Isn't that why you have a paper route?"
Family Guy
"Oh, that's terrible. You're a wonderful paperboy, Chris,"
Family Guy
"She's right, you got to stand up for yourself."
Family Guy
"Like my great-grandfather, Turn-Of The-Century-Take-On-All-Comers Griffin."
Family Guy
"All right, put 'em up, put 'em up."
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"- Bully. - Bully. - Yes, Bully."
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"Hey, what do you think of my recumbent tan pose?"
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"Hey, Mr. Herbert, I want you back."
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"Please, will you be my paper customer again?"
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"Oh, uh, hey, Chris. Oh, is that my phone?"
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"- Oh, better go get that. - Well, if it isn't King Lardass."
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"- Don't call me names, Kyle. - Hi, Kyle."
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"Well, listen, it was wrong of you to steal my customer away from me."
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"- And I want him back. - Oh, yeah?"
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"- Look, Griffin got his ass kicked. - What a loser."
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"You... you pushed me."
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"Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins."
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"- Oh, my God, Chris, what happened?! - Kyle beat me up."
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"- You let that little punk beat you up? - Peter, you should be more sympathetic."
Family Guy
"Yeah, you're right. Randy Fulcher used to pants me every chance he got."
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"Nerd!"
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"Randy!"
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"Nerd!"
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"Randy!"
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"- Nerd! - Randy!"
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"Peter, I think one of us should go over and have a talk with Kyle's parents."
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"I'll do it, Lois. Right after a healthy breakfast of juice,"
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"Hey, ladies, you mind if I park here? I'll only be a few minutes."
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"- Stewie, what is that on your lip? - I drew a pencil mustache."
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"I like it 'cause it's just above my lip."
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"The kind of mustache that says, "Yeah, I've been nude on camera. What of it?""
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"Come here, I'll take care of that, sweetie."
Family Guy
"Ew, ew, it's got spit all over it."
Family Guy
"Now I know what it feels like to have dinner with Martin Landau."
Family Guy
"And pedophile or not, he, he was a perfectly professional person."
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"And punctual."
Family Guy
"Yeah, maybe we could talk about something else?"
Family Guy
"Who are all these people?"
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"Oh, just a few friends over to enjoy this gorgeous weather,"
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"Yeah, it, uh, stars a little actress named Joan Van Ark."
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"Maybe you've heard of her."
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"It doesn't matter, Brian, I'm tan."
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"look at my tan walk."
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"- Devon, do you have a cigarette? - Sure."
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"Hey, the sun's been up for an hour. Shouldn't we get riding?"
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"- Uh, are they still sleeping? - I don't know. I'll check."
Family Guy
"Listen, apparently your son got into a little scrape with my kid."
Family Guy
"- Oh, dear, they're not getting along? - Like an old guy and a midget."
Family Guy
"Would you mind if I had a word with your son?"
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"- Hey, I'm Chris Griffin's father. - Hey, I'm Chris Griffin's father."
Family Guy
"That's not very nice. I don't sound like that at all."
Family Guy
"Listen, I just want you to know what you did the other day was wrong."
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"You're not making this easy, Kyle. My name's Peter Griffin."
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"I'm a big, fat, dumb butt-face."
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"- I'm a dorky, fat, numbnuts. - Kyle, I said shut up."
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"- Hey, Peter. - Hey, what's going on?"
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"- Is something wrong? - No, no."
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"Might be some problems later, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it."
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"Hello."
Family Guy
"Peter did what?!"
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"Boy, you said it. All right, take it easy."
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"Peter, you get down from that tree this instant!"
Family Guy
"No! You're gonna yell at me!"
Family Guy
"He called me names!"
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"You're 43, and you just assaulted our neighbor's child!"
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"Well, maybe you should have just had an abortion, Lois!"
Family Guy
"What?"
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"It's not a skin color, it's a lifestyle, Brian."
Family Guy
"See, you wouldn't know that because you're white as a ghost."
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"Hey, wake me up in 15, will ya, babe?"
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"Fine."
Family Guy
"Key Largo, Montego"
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"Baby, why don't we go down to Kokomo?"
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"Oh, crap! Stewie!"
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"- Can, can you get up? - I'll try."
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"I can't do it! I can't do it!"
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"- Brian! - Oh, uh, hi, Mr. Furley."
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"Never mind! I'll come back later!"
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"Now be polite, Peter."
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"We just came by because there's something"
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"Peter would like to say to Kyle."
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"- Say it right, Peter. - Ow! Ow! Sorry!"
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"Thank you, Peter. Now what do you say, Kyle?"
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"- Apology accepted. - Good."
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"Now why don't you patch things up with Mr. Griffin by showing him your Legos?"
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"You got Legos? Aw, sweet!"
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"And the sooner you get that through your thick skull,"
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"I felt pretty bad about it."
Family Guy
"Hey, this look like a spaceship to you?"
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"Well, I never was very good at building things."
Family Guy
"I'll save time in my morning routine."
Family Guy
"You don't have to apologize. I would have done the same thing."
Family Guy
"You know, I always used to be the nerd getting bullied, but"
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"Peter, what the hell is wrong with you?!"
Family Guy
"Hey, Brian, you want some Stewie jerky?"
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"- Oh, God, that is disgusting. - I'm finally starting to peel."
Family Guy
"I'm telling you, Brian, my tanning days are over."
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"I'm just glad I stopped before I did any real damage to my skin."
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"I wouldn't be so sure."
Family Guy
"I don't remember you having that mole before."
Family Guy
"What the devil? Where did that come from?"
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"- Brian, what is that? - I don't know."
Family Guy
"Of course, your sunburn was pretty bad. I suppose it could be..."
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"No, cancer."
Family Guy
"It's not important... Oh, no!"
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"Cancer!"
Family Guy
"Well, the mole looks benign, but we won't know for sure"
Family Guy
"whether it's cancerous until the tests come back in a few days."
Family Guy
"I'm hungry."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's no problem. I could cook you something. You want some spaghetti?"
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"That's, like, my specialty and junk."
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"Dad, what's wrong with you?!"
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"Why are you acting like such a bully?"
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"'Cause there are two kinds of people in this world, Chris."
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"There are bullies and there are nerds."
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"And there are hot Asian chicks."
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"Oh, yeah. You better believe it, buddy. They will do what you want"
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"because they know, they know what you want."
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"Oh, oh, oh, don't be afraid. Don't be afraid. I won't hurt you."
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"Me big American man."
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