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Clips from Family Guy - The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou (S05E05)

"Now, where was I? Oh, yeah."
Family Guy
"Oh, in the kitchen, Meg?"
Family Guy
"and I've got to make the most of it."
Family Guy
"Now, I've made a list of things I want to do before I die"
Family Guy
"and you've got to help me since this is all your fault."
Family Guy
""Visit Chicago Museum of Art.""
Family Guy
"Next on your list, you want to learn to ballroom dance."
Family Guy
"- Fine, you lead. - All right, then."
Family Guy
"- What? What'd you say? - Uh, olive juice."
Family Guy
"- Peter, put me down! - I told you, not until you sing."
Family Guy
"Lay-hee-oh-da-lay-hee-oh da-lay-hee-hoo!"
Family Guy
"Dad, what are you doing to Mr. Swanson?"
Family Guy
"Peter, put him down right now!"
Family Guy
"- Joe is your friend. - Shut up, ya nerd!"
Family Guy
"Peter, look at yourself."
Family Guy
"You are no different than that bully who used to pick on you."
Family Guy
"Are you kidding? I'm nothing like Randy Fulcher."
Family Guy
"Oh, no? Does that look familiar?"
Family Guy
"I shouldn't be bullying the people I care about."
Family Guy
"Like Dick Cheney when he was a Wal-Mart greeter."
Family Guy
"Go fuck yourself."
Family Guy
"Go fuck yourself."
Family Guy
"There's one more thing I need you to do before I die."
Family Guy
"- Write down my final thoughts. - Oh, come on!"
Family Guy
"I see you there lurking on the periphery of my vision,"
Family Guy
"Oh, squiggly line, it's all right."
Family Guy
"You are forgiven."
Family Guy
"Hello. Oh, hi, Dr. Hartman."
Family Guy
"Wait, wait. Look, there's no reason we can't finish the memoir anyway."
Family Guy
"Let's see what you've got so far."
Family Guy
"Oh, you are just the worst type of person."
Family Guy
"Dad, what are we doing here?"
Family Guy
"Chris, I'm gonna show you how to stand up to a bully."
Family Guy
"Hey, Fulcher!"
Family Guy
"Griffin?"
Family Guy
"- The feeling's mutual. - What are you doing here?"
Family Guy
"I'm here to kick your ass, Fulcher."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna beat ya, and then my son Chris is gonna beat ya."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute, Dad. You can't hit him!"
Family Guy
"- Yeah, I have MS. - Oh, you hear that, Chris?"
Family Guy
"No, Dad!"
Family Guy
"Sorry I had to do that, Dad."
Family Guy
"But you wanted me to learn to stand up to a bully."
Family Guy
"Stop bullying people, Dad!"
Family Guy
"My God, Chris, you're right."
Family Guy
"Look at me. Look what I've become."
Family Guy
"I thought it'd feel good to be a bully, but"
Family Guy
"all I did was make people feel as bad as Randy made me feel."
Family Guy
"I promise, Chris."
Family Guy
"I mean, you know, unless I get really stinkin' drunk,"
Family Guy
"in which case all you got to do is outrun your sister."
Family Guy
"Oh, I like that. That's nice. That's a warm family moment."
Family Guy
"I agree. We can all learn something from that."
Family Guy
"Wocka, wocka... Who wants to hear a funny-ass joke?"
Family Guy
"- I can't hardly see anything. - Hey, look, it's President Nixon."
Family Guy
"No, wait, it's a black guy. No, it's Nixon."
Family Guy
"Oh, the gift basket was not worth the trip, not by a long shot."
Family Guy
"Hey, do you think it's time to talk to Quagmire"
Family Guy
"Where is it? Oh! It's in the hole."
Family Guy
"Eagle. Yay, Quagmire."
Family Guy
"for a cupcake and a glass of wine?"
Family Guy
"Shut up, old man."
Family Guy
"Wow, look at me."
Family Guy
"Check me out, Brian."
Family Guy
"and maybe take a dip in the pool. Hey, Devon, Devon, come here."
Family Guy
"- Right. Possibly. - You're talking out of your ass."
Family Guy
"- Hey, there. Are you Kyle's parents? - Yes. Can we help you?"
Family Guy
"Hey, there. Kyle?"
Family Guy
"- What are you doing? - Got to keep the tan up."
Family Guy
"the sooner we can get this marriage back on track."
Family Guy
"Sorta."
Family Guy
"Lois, I done it again."
Family Guy
"And the more you do it, the sweeter it gets."
Family Guy
"What the hell does that have to do with anything?"
Family Guy
"- I could be dead by then! - Relax, Stewie."
Family Guy
"Jim Henson had a wait-and-see attitude and look what happened to him."
Family Guy
"- Hey, Swedish chef. - Oh, hey, Kermit, what's going on?"
Family Guy
"My point being that I'm a bully, not a nerd."
Family Guy
"High on a hill was a lonely goat herd..."
Family Guy
"you scurry away."
Family Guy
"All right, I'll tell him. Thanks. Bye."
Family Guy
"As long as you promise never to bully anyone again."
Family Guy
"What's your handicap?"
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"They'll do what you want. Oh, yeah."
Family Guy
"but when I try to look at you,"
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"Now you really got me mad."
Family Guy
"Is there something wrong with me?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, I'm Peter Griffin."
Family Guy
"What people forget about Polanski is"
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"- Beat it, Lois. - Peter, stop it!"
Family Guy
"toast and store brand imitation frosted flakes featuring Terry the Tiger."
Family Guy
"Uh, hey, buddy. I was just coming to tell ya it's time to get out."
Family Guy
"Cook much?"
Family Guy
"Peter, are you sure you're allowed to bring a baby onto the golf course?"
Family Guy
"Are you shy, squiggly line?"
Family Guy
"I won't hurt you."
Family Guy
"- Don't touch me! - Well, how, how...?"
Family Guy
"Peter, this is more irresponsible"
Family Guy
"tell you not to feed him after midnight?"
Family Guy
"We now return to Cutting in Line in Front of Italians."
Family Guy
"I'm a young Eartha Kitt."
Family Guy
"Which provides possibilities for people who are underprivileged."
Family Guy
"And he's hungry. What could happen?"
Family Guy
"So, listen, Chris is pretty upset about what happened."
Family Guy
"What's wrong with me? You're the one punching yourself in the face."
Family Guy
"Yeah, guess it was kinda cool."
Family Guy
"Synchronisation : Kemar Transcript : Raceman"
Family Guy
"I don't have much time!"
Family Guy
"A white man shouldn't play sports in the first place."
Family Guy
"- What does that even mean? - I don't know."
Family Guy
"Kill it! Kill it!"
Family Guy
"They'rrrre... food."
Family Guy
"You know my wife and I are very involved in Planned Parenthood."
Family Guy
"Polanski wasn't a perfectionist."
Family Guy
"Not at all. He's up in his room."
Family Guy
"This is a very serious situation."
Family Guy
"- Hello, Lois. - Hello, Claire."
Family Guy
"Kyle's mother agreed not to press charges if you apologize."
Family Guy
"the "C" word."
Family Guy
"Okay, we can do that."
Family Guy
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