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Clips from The Simpsons - My Fare Lady (S26E26)

"You're the head inspector, huh?"
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"Yes, I am."
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"but now you're not wearing one, huh?"
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"Oh, I was Freddie Mercury in a Queen cover band,"
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"but, uh, then I got demoted to Brian May."
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"Yeah, well, I'm thrilled"
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"for your musical career and everything,"
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"but, uh, we got no way of knowing that this is you."
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"I mean, we gotta be careful here."
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"This is one of them, uh, highly sensitive joints."
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"Or years, to get a new badge!"
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"Yeah, well, that's your problem, ain't it?"
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"You will see us again,"
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"in God knows when."
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"into such an ugly, ethnic head?"
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"Well, if you own a bar, you either keep it clean"
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"And Moe don't clean."
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"Interesting attitude for a janitor."
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"What say we make you the new supervisor of Sector 7G?"
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"Me, a supervisor?"
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"I feel like I overdosed and went to heaven!"
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"Those smart cars are cutting into our business."
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"We used to get uber amounts of work"
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"giving people lifts."
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"Now my cab sits empty, like Sochi Marriott."
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"Well, boss, the main problem is Marge Simpson!"
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"How do you know so much?"
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"Oh, she, uh, drives me to work every day."
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"And unlike the rest of you cowards,"
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"she's not afraid to parallel park."
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"Whoa, fellas, that is not acceptable."
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"Huh. No one was in there."
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"After all the money this plant lost on that nitwit, Elon Musk,"
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"they're looking for cutbacks,"
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"Oh...!"
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"Yeah, the only reason"
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"you haven't been fired is because your file here"
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"was holding up a sofa that was missing a leg."
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"Well, that's the logic-- where's the affection?"
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"uh, what's the word...?"
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"Scum."
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"Anyway, because I am your friend, you are safe."
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"But... you're gonna be reassigned."
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"Smithers, "what profit a man if he gain the world,"
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"and lose his soul?""
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"Seriously, I need an amount."
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"In round dollars."
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"Plant watering guy."
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"Yes, yes, go ahead."
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"Uh, and be careful with the Venus flytrap."
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"They say you catch more flies with honey."
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"I say, with flytraps."
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"What do I do now?"
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"Just lean into it."
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"It'll be over soon, one way or another."
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"Oh, all right."
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"D'oh."
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"and I ain't drinkin' white with my coq-Au-freakin'-vin."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna take my lunch back to the core."
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"Now they won't even have lunch with me?"
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"Well, you know, people can kind of act like they're in grade school."
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"your grade school education in my face?"
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"You know, Moe, you're a real jerk!"
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"I didn't mind so much when it came with beer!"
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"I don't need youse!"
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"I'm all the company I need! Heh!"
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"Marge, which can makes me look cooler--"
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"the Drizzler or Mr. Drip?"
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"Aw, your leaves are drooping."
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"Here, let me turn that gloom into bloom."
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"♪ Dee-Dee, doo-doo, doo... ♪"
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"Homer Simpson!"
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"It's helped you get in touch with your feminine side."
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"Feminine?!"
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"It's good, in fact."
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"Oh..."
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"♪ It was rainin' hard in Springfield ♪"
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"♪ I needed one more fare to make my night ♪"
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"♪ Passenger ahead, white. ♪"
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"Mind if we drive in silence for a bit?"
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"Whatever you want."
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"♪ He said, "I sure miss slingin' brew." ♪"
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"Moe, I think we'd both be a lot happier"
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"You know, I think you're right there, Midge."
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"How hard can it be, eh?"
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"Oh, God, this is so much worse than I remember!"
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"So, you drop off your lover and go back to stealing our jobs."
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"He's not my lover."
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"Medallions!"
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"peer-to-peer ride share platform."
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"Now, promise me"
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"you'll leave her be"
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"and wipe down your backseats annually..."
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"Aw, come on!"
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"Okeydoke."
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"Uh, I think it might be time to hang up"
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"the old beaded seat cover, there."
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"Whew! It's sure great to see you"
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"jerking our suds again, Moe."
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"Yeah, I figured out that the best way"
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"for me to get along with most people"
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"is to be kept behind a two-foot trunk of solid oak."
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"Why, youse correcting me on my knowledge of wood products?"
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"So good to be back."
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"Oh, shut up."
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"Well, I'm back where I belong, eh?"
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"You're not alone anymore."
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"What the hell was that?"
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"Oh, you'll find out."
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"Shh!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"You have soccer setup in 20 minutes!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Now, boys, I gotta get dressed for the, uh... the-a-ter."
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"Dare I say it? Yippee."
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"No, no-- it's a "Here to There" smile."
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"and I don't get paid a thing."
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"I know a way we can make this"
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