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Clips from 30 Rock - Cutbacks (S03E03)

"Uh, don't cut the straw budget"
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"because I've already cut the exterminators."
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"No, it's not that."
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"What? Why would you think that?"
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"Well, I might be crazy..."
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"but neither he nor his bird would let me into his bedroom."
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"And why wouldn't you want to let Tracy Jordan into your bedroom"
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"unless you've got a bunch of dead nurses in there?"
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"Well, I had to study serial killers to prepare"
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"for my role as criminal profiler Jill St. Ferrari"
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"in the Lifetime original miniseries Hushed Rapings."
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"And all mass murderers"
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"cruelty to animals..."
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"No wonder he's fascinated when I do that."
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"I admonished him for that earlier!"
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"Three for three!"
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"He's a monster!"
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"Okay, we've got to go tell Jack."
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"It happened this morning."
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"Do you have a cookie?"
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"Mommy's baby needs his yum-yums!"
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"Oh, my God..."
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"Good-bye, "Lerz.""
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"Brad came in this morning and started making cuts."
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"I can't go back to teaching high school math."
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"Do something, Liz!"
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"How about we grab drinks tonight?"
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"Marissa? Update my "schedge.""
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"Good morning, sir."
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"I know there's a learning curve here, but I need you to focus."
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"Yes."
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"Where's Jonathan?"
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"Jonathan's not here anymore."
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"I don't know if I can allow that."
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"I've made some mistakes lately... terrible mistakes."
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"I'm afraid this guy I know in Canada might be a serial killer."
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"Kenneth. I mean, I'll tell you his name."
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"It's Kenneth."
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"as soon as he's done firing Steven Lee from Microwaves."
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"Oh, Mr. Lee. I forgot."
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"I've got chills. He's evil."
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"they're gone now."
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"We've got to go to his apartment and save who we can."
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"We're definitely gonna be heroes."
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"Yeah! Like Julia and Denzel in The Pelican Brief!"
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"when he plays Michelle Obama, and double..."
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"against the bottom of the door?"
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"Jenna, I just want you to know that if we find"
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"any human remains in there"
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"I'm going to throw up all over your face."
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"Kenneth's a murderer and The Riddler is coming!"
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"Get out! Get out!"
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"You sure know a lot about sushi."
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"So..."
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"I've got a lot of... work tomorrow."
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"All right, listen, we're both adults here."
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"We go upstairs, 20 minutes, open mouth."
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"I will work your ears."
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"Fine, 30 minutes."
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"I'll make some sounds, and you can say one weird thing to me."
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"30 minutes, sounds, top front of my body is now in play. Deal?"
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"Deal."
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"Uh, Lemon?"
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"with one of the consultants last night."
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"Well, I had no choice."
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"And it was not sour, my friend. Not sour."
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"It's interesting you put it that way"
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"for Telemundo's coverage of World Cup soccer qualifying."
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"you know how you told Tracy"
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"not to go into your bedroom?"
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"and, as you can imagine"
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"your bird is dead."
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"Yeah, but on the bright side, you've been downgraded"
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"from "suspect" to "person of interest.""
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"Now, you wait just one minute!"
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"but I am riled up."
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"It is not enough that you killed the bird"
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"I've had for almost 60 years."
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"But what should I expect?"
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"Look at you two, walking around without a care in the world"
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"as budgets are slashed and people keep getting called"
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"Right, and last night, I gave you "the business.""
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"top front and some light ear work."
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"You got your quid, Halster. Where's my quo?"
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"You were all, "Ooh, it's got to be worth it""
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"and "What you're asking me to do is such a big deal.""
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"Oh, snap."
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"Does it help if I tell you"
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"Oh, God! Sharon! My angel!"
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"She's a monster!"
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"Marissa, add Dr. Walters to my "schedge"!"
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"Okay. Let's go, let's go, let's go."
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"Okay, so Mr. Halster has filed"
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"a complaint against you with Human Resources."
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"Specifically, his claim suggests that you tried"
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"to barter sex in exchange for professional consideration."
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"we refer to that as being "a filthy prostitute.""
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"Now, since this is your first incident"
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"and, uh, Mr. Donaghy has explained"
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"this sexual outburst was brought on by menopause."
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"Okay. That's fair."
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"cannot function in this hostile work environment."
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"His company has reassigned him and your budget review process"
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"will start over again under my supervision."
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"Really?"
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"that there's a spider on the printer."
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"Is this another firing meeting?"
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"Ken?"
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"Not to name names..."
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"I'm sorry, is there a point to all this?"
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"I've had a bad couple of days."
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"Looks like I've got some naming to do!"
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"Better than I expected."
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"Okay, last verse, Jonathan."
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"Good. I've got some more downsizing to do upstairs"
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"and I'm going to have to ask you to fill in."
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"But what about my page duties?"
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"I'm not here."
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"and a live television event."
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"Comedy... music show... Iive show."
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