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Clips from 30 Rock - Goodbye, My Friend (S03E03)

"Space assassin."
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"I grew up without a father too. Good ol'Billy Donaghy left when I was 2."
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"Last time I saw my dad, he went out to get the candles"
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"My whole life I said I was gonna be something."
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"In sicilian dialect, it means "well poisoner"."
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"In gaelic, Donaghy means "dung basket"."
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"So, I worked my ass off at SUNY."
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"But I had to drop out after a semester cause my mom got sick."
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"What are we doing next, fellas? Don't tell me we're calling it a night."
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"How lame do you think we are? The night is young."
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"We're going to Lutz's to watch movies. Tonight, a classic."
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"Harry and the Hendersons. You in, Jack?"
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"Yes, but I don't wanna go to Lutz's apartment."
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"His contract is up and I don't wanna feel sorry for him."
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"- What do you say we go to my place? - Sounds good."
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"he just freaked out and didn't call me for a week."
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"Then he texted me and he was like,"
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""at least have the decency to Skype me face to face.""
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"different devices for guys to not call you on now."
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""He probably tried to call me but my line was busy.""
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"Thanks for listening to me blab."
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"So, what's your plan when the baby comes?"
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"I don't know."
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"Been talking to an adoption lady,"
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"but I don't feel comfortable with them people."
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"Finally, thank you. Somebody cool for once."
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"And leave us alone!"
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"Goodbye, my friend."
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"Harry belonged in the woods."
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"Shane."
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"When Joey wants to go with Shane and Shane makes him stay?"
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"Maybe that's why we're drawn to movies where the father-figure pushes away"
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"But in the movies, it's a good thing."
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"It works out in real life too."
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"I was updating my staff birthday list and I discovered I don't have yours."
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"That's because I don't have a birthday."
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"cause I was born inside of Yankee Stadium."
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"I bounced around foster families so much,"
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"I saw one on Oz."
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"It was... interesting."
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"And because of my drinking, they're often a surprise."
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"But birthdays aren't about presents."
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"They're about being surrounded by people who love you,"
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"eating a cake with your name on it and making a wish."
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"My birthday's September 21st, not that anyone asked."
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"That film has layers. I was also thinking about what you told me"
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"OK, we were both drunk."
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"So I made some phone calls and if you want,"
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"this semester, full scholarship, no strings attached."
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"Make your mother proud."
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"Make your father hate any new children he might have."
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"But..."
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"I've got a whole other life now."
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"I guess."
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"Fake vomit on it."
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"Please don't be a daughter I didn't know about."
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"Can't believe you're in charge of all this."
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"It is challenging and satisfying"
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"but it can't fulfill all of me."
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"I've got so much more to give."
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"Because kids would not be into that."
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"That guy's the worst."
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"This is the dress I'll be wearing to my birthday party."
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"Make sure no one else plans to wear the same thing."
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"Did you know Mr. Jordan"
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"has never had a birthday party?"
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"He was too poor growing up."
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"My heart goes out to all the inner city kids."
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"Especially those too fat to dance their way out."
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"And we thought you could share it with Mr. Jordan."
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"The party, the attention, everything."
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"Isn't that a great idea?"
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"That's so great."
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"I can't believe Tim hasn't called."
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"I guess I don't even care about us anymore."
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"But this is his baby."
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"I mean, him not even being there for the kid is totally washed."
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"Typical Tim."
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"give up the baby and focus on my music."
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"So..."
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"Tim, keep baby."
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"Music, give up baby."
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"In a cobweb of rainbows"
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"Stop. Stop right there."
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"Tears."
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"The world needs to hear your music."
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"success in the music business. Look at Biz Markie or The Doors."
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"Paula and I were Tim and Becca."
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"I tell you, she is confused and he is terrified."
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"So did I! Five times."
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"But I came back."
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"with their little Hornberger foreheads..."
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"it clicked."
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"says the baby gets all its food from the mother,"
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"I'm gonna post a reply to Juno32"
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"Well, you'd make such a great mom."
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"- Is that something you'd want? - Yeah, Becca. It is."
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"- Will you sing with me? - I'd ra..."
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"And jugglers and judges"
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"Now we are joined in a cobweb of rainbows"
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"He's coming! The plan is working! I bit my tongue!"
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"Surprise!"
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"Now I'm the headliner and he's just the warm-up act."
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"I'm Mr. Don Rickles and he's just me."
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"You do now cause we all love you"
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"You're all so amazing."
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"And to think I was just calling y'all a bunch of racists."
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"Friends,"
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"of becoming a lawyer."
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"- you have to pay for it? - I did not know that."
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"No one ask me about my back brace."
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"Is that you?"
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"That's the same cut Reagan wore the day he got shot."
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"My mom is going nuts. She's insisting you come over and let her cook dinner."
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"Home cooked italian? I'm there."
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"Now let me hear you say the 7 most important words"
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"I also would have accepted, "can't prove that's the governor's semen.""
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"What's the matter, Mr. Jordan?"
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"You were right."
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"Birthdays are special. And now mine's over."
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