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Clips from 30 Rock - Goodbye, My Friend (S03E03)

"Now that warm, happy feeling is gone,"
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"there's no cake in my mouth,"
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"and that birthday wish is malarkey."
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"Malarkey!"
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"Someday you'll have an ad on the subway"
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"in english and spanish."
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"What you have done for my boy."
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"You got it, mom."
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"What do you think you're doing to my boy?"
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"I'm trying to help him. I see myself in Frank."
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"You want him to be a lawyer so he won't be like his father?"
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"His father was a lawyer! And his father's father."
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"Frankie's father didn't abandon him. He's in hiding in Phoenix."
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"Every Rossitano man is either in hiding"
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"You want me to paint you a picture?"
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"Cause I did!"
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"It's part of a therapy through painting thing."
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"- I had no idea. - Well, you shoulda guessed."
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"- I don't think I should have. - Whatever."
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"I'm not gonna take my kid's dream away from him."
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"You made this mess, you clean it up. I don't care how."
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"But Francis Rossitano cannot become a lawyer."
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"Hold on a second."
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"- Do you know a Tim? - What? Why?"
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"Security says that there's a Tim Baker downstairs."
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"Here? He came here? That's Becca's ex-boyfriend."
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"He's coming to steal my baby."
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"Don't even ask about the wheelchair."
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"Also, my old vocal coach died!"
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"Come on, come on."
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"- What are you about to do? - I'm the one who's been there for her"
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"This Tim guy is totally washed!"
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"There was once a great American named George Henderson."
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"and despite its dangerous message of environmentalism,"
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"and send it back into the forest where it belonged"
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"and birds could perch on its shoulder because it was gentle,"
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"and by God, he did it."
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"Like a bastard."
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"But he did it because it was the right thing to do..."
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"You think about that."
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"You've seen it?"
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"Miss Maroney, are you OK?"
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"I think I'll be OK in time for tomorrow's show."
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"But then I have to go in for more tests."
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"I wish you felt better"
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"What? Why?"
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"and his birthday can go on and on."
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"We've narrowed it down to"
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""hunt that elephant that paints,"
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""or breakfast in bed.""
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"But it wasn't his birthday."
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"It was my birthday."
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"I'm tired of making you people try to care for me."
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"My birthday wish came true!"
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"I was gonna wish for breakfast in bed with Robocop while an elephant paints us."
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"Then I saw you with that back brace on right before I blew out my candles."
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"Now let's make Miss Maroney's birthday wish come true."
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"That's so sweet."
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"Are you Tim? Becca's Tim?"
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"I'm her friend, Jenna. And she does not wanna see you."
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"She's very mad and she wants you to leave."
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"That's..."
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"That's for the best."
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"Excuse me."
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"What floor is the Sci-Fi channel on?"
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"I guess someone's been watching The World According to Garp."
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"Damn it, wait."
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"Becca does wanna see you. She wants it more than anything, OK?"
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"You know how many people want what just got dropped in your lap?"
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""Now's not a good time. I wanna go to Burning Man.""
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"Shut up! Do you love Becca?"
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"She's like my soul mate."
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"You're not listening, dummy!"
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"Love it because it has your goony face"
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"You've gotta go."
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"I'm going to be like you."
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"Go to the writer's room! There is no scholarship!"
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"Think about it."
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"Leave me alone!"
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"Hey, baby."
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"Kiss or something."
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"Go on."
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"Rainbows and the cobwebs"
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"And the cobwebs of the rainbows"
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"And stop."
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"I guess, in a way,"
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"we both lost children today."
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"Can someone tell me how to get out of this building? It's like a maze!"
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"I keep walking past the same..."
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"Sbarro's!"
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"I'm a celebrity! Please!"
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"where the waiters are dressed like ninjas."
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"Sorry, what can I get you?"
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"- And the lady will have... - A dozen assorted."
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"Adoption brochure."
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"You want a dozen donuts to stay?"
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"Mothers."
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"And when I told Tim I was pregnant,"
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"When I was your age, you could just be like,"
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"I need you"
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"Maybe it's because we didn't have fathers."
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"Fake..."
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"Excuse me."
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"Can I play you one of my songs?"
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"- so you have to give it stuff it likes. - No, the baby can't taste anything"
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"I can't believe you don't have kids."
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"Mothers and fathers"
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"I do feel it."
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"I am leaving TGS"
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"for Columbia law school"
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"And who knows when February 24th will come again?"
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"- We have fathers that abandoned us. - What do you know about his father?"
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"- Then what's the... - For the mob!"
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"What?"
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"Tell them to send him to 15."
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"became his friend."
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"George Henderson summoned the strength"
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"For the woodland ape."
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"What?"
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"Forget it."
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