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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Parking Spot Escalation (S06E06)

"of the subject matter."
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"you turn into a zombie."
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"Guess who picked up his new car this morning?"
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"If you want to check it out later,"
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"It doesn't matter."
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"I'm sure they'll give you another parking space."
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"and is also home to a delightful squirrel."
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"Meanwhile, you still don't have a car."
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"(groaning)"
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"(squirrel chattering)"
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"What are you looking at, you stupid squirrel?"
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"but that's not the point."
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"And I know"
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"Oh...! Good night, sir."
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"It's not a big deal."
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"All that story does is make me feel bad for your mother."
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"Leonard, you're my best friend."
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"but could you be more specific?"
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"Well, see, I wanted it,"
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"Yeah."
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"A little sensitive, but not bad."
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"'cause Sheldon was wearing that stupid robot mask."
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"I had to mash up Benadryl in his ice cream"
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"just because Howard's such a big deal now."
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"Hang on."
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"You know, I remember the first time I got a bikini wax."
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"My sister did it with melted Crayolas and duct tape."
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"Which sounds dirty, but I didn't mean it that way!"
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"Okay, here's another one:"
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"Well, I'm not giving it away."
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"Leonard, make him stop being naked in my spot."
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"And I needed a nice cool piece of leather"
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"You don't have a car."
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"That's a nice touch."
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"Keep a lookout."
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"Freaking pigs."
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"pull your car into the spot and let's get out of here."
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"What can I tell ya? She's a big girl."
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"Where's Howard?"
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"Where was it parked?"
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"Sheldon doesn't have a spot."
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"Was it maybe in Howard's spot?"
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"You?"
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"Well, you're not gonna see this coming."
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"I've been meaning to take to the bank."
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"I will rip out what's left of your pubes!"
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"Gee, you think?!"
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"Actually, I have a plastic baggy"
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"Give up, Wolowitz."
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"(horn blaring)"
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"I mean, what?!"
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"He's trying to kill me, Leonard!"
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"I have changed the way we think"
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do."
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"Can you believe this guy?"
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"(horn beeps twice)"
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"Sweet ride!"
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"Revenge is a dish best served nude."
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"This is an authentic Chinese throwing star,"
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"Calm down."
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"so you keep it, and I'll park"
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"Which I find totally unacceptable."
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"I must be the bigger man."
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"I'd like to propose a toast--"
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"Yeah, everybody's happy. Great!"
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"Now, here's my concern:"
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"Lipid residue."
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"Don't rush it."
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"on a molecular level."
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"Uh-huh."
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"If you're interested, I'm selling this."
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"They are, too."
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"Your hypothesis is completely disconfirmed"
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"by all the data."
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"You're just clinging to it"
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"out of intellectual stubbornness."
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"No, you're displaying a shocking ignorance"
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"Mummies and zombies are the exact same thing."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"That's called a fashion choice."
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"All right, you brought this on yourself."
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"If a zombie bites you,"
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"However, if a mummy bites you,"
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"all you turn into is some schmo with a mummy bite."
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"So, like a zombie,"
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"that's been eaten from the waist down,"
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Hey, fellas, what's going on?"
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"Mummies and zombies again."
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"Oh, they're not the same thing."
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"You get a cookie, too."
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"KOOTHRAPPALI: Congratulations."
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"Does it have that new car smell? Yep!"
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"For as long as I can keep my mother out of it."
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"I'm sorry-- 294?"
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"Why do you have a parking spot?"
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"You don't have a car. You don't even drive."
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"because you never use it."
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"Well, I'm not using my nipples, either."
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"Sheldon, someday, if you get a car,"
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"I don't want another parking space."
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"It's perfect."
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"It's a corner spot,"
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"cutting the risk of door-dings in half."
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"from the building entrance."
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"The nearby tree provides shade on hot days"
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"Which is fortuitous"
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"because most squirrels are real jerks."
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"Fun story."
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"This is about a parking space."
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"It has nothing to do with cars."
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"Are you listening to yourself?"
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"I always listen to myself."
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"It's one of the great joys of my life."
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"Now, get your car out of my spot."
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"Nope."
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"Very well."
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"You leave me no choice."
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"♪ The Earth began to cool"
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