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Clips from Kyle XY - This Is Not a Test (S01E01)

"He said the killer would probably have scratches on him."
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"I told you to leave him alone."
Kyle XY
"Oh, well. OK, we ready? Where's Kyle?"
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"Yippee."
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"[Kyle] Everywhere I looked, I saw people connecting."
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"would I find anyone like me in this place?"
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"[Overlapping chatter]"
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"Hey, check it out."
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"that shirt doesn't go with skank."
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"[Chuckles] You got Schultz?"
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"I'll sleep through Schultz and still get an A."
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"Hey, if you bozos need any help reading the menu, let me know."
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"Mrs. Trager. This must be Kyle."
Kyle XY
"I'm Mr. Hooper, the vice principal."
Kyle XY
"Hello."
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"- Can we have a moment? - Sure. Kyle, I'll be right back."
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"[Door closes]"
Kyle XY
"What kind of tests are we talking about?"
Kyle XY
"Well, assuming he's around 16,"
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"Tests?"
Kyle XY
"Thank you. I'll take it from here."
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"- Bye. - Bye."
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"Solve it by the end of the semester,"
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"It took his students six weeks to crack it."
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"- This is not Math. - We'll start with History."
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"Ninety minutes for that portion. I'll check on you then."
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"I hadn't been taught anything yet, but I was expected to complete a test."
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"- [Students chattering] - [Locker doors closing]"
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"[School bell rings]"
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"here was something that spoke to me clearly."
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"but this time, instead of scattering in every direction,"
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"People might also think you're "Dyke-man's" friend,"
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"Nadine Velasquez last period? Same shirt."
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"He doesn't look like an alien."
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"The mainstream stuff, it's pretty cheesy."
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"I like the indie press stuff."
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"Superheroes aren't real. What's wrong with you?"
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"- Don't you know anything? - That's why I came here."
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"[Nicole] My husband is really worried about me."
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"and saw someone break in your window."
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"I'm sure he dropped it."
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"Fine."
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"- Thank you. - Bye."
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"Look, I guess I'll... I'll see you around."
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"A little, uh, light reading?"
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"- Still on hold? - Yeah."
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"Probably nothing, but I haven't seen him on patrol before"
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"Sorry to keep you waiting, sir."
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"Tom has a very impressive military background."
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"In one afternoon, I'd covered the span of human history and circled the globe."
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"I thought you'd still be here."
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"But you know..."
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"[Kyle] I just learned of every human tragedy, war and disaster."
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"We're friends."
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"- So, you'll call the insurance company? - Yeah, the glass company, too."
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"Oh."
Kyle XY
"You're welcome."
Kyle XY
"If you wanted to check up on me, you would have called."
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"You're right. I do. And I'll go take care of that."
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"- I didn't hit anyone. - That is not how it appeared."
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"plus Kyle's complete disregard for school rules, his wandering,"
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"- Did you solve my math problem? - Kyle?"
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"and he can't tell me how."
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"- He didn't answer a single question. - Kyle, why didn't you?"
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"Testing must be completed in a five-hour period for the scores to be valid."
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"I'll live."
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"- All of them. - [Miller chuckles]"
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"Nice job, Kyle."
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"And I wish I could've learned something,"
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"[Kyle] Previously on Kyle XY:"
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"[Nicole] The boy has no family, he doesn't communicate,"
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"and he was found wandering alone."
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"He has to have come from somewhere. Someone has to be missing him."
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"Kyle may be connected to a murder."
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"[Nicole] It's possible he witnessed the attack,"
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"or stumbled on the skeleton."
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"- [Stephen] Do they have any suspects? - No, not yet."
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"- [Lori] Hilary, get off of him. - Ow!"
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"Do you really think I'm such a super-skeeze?"
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"[Hilary] You two totally did it, didn't you?"
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"Poor Declan, I never should have told him to ask you out."
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"- [Kyle] Amanda. - [Boy] There you are."
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"- Kyle, this is Charlie. My boyfriend. - Hey, how you doing, man?"
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"High school can be very difficult, even for the most well-adjusted students."
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"[Hooper] If this boy is special,"
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"it may not be the easiest of transitions for him."
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"Lori, Josh, we have to go."
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"Hold on."
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"Yo, Dad, keep it in your pants."
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"- What was that for? - Little preview."
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"Here."
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"At least someone's excited."
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"First day of school. Everybody should be."
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"This isn't Kyle's "first" first day of school."
Kyle XY
"No, that's true. He just doesn't remember the other ones."
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"I meant he must've gone to school on his home planet."
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"See you."
Kyle XY
"[Engine starting]"
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"[The 88: Hide Another Mistake]"
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"[Kyle] I'd gotten used to spending most of my time at home with the Tragers."
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"But this was a whole new world."
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"Mom, no escort."
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"What kind of mother would I be if I let you die of embarrassment?"
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"- I'll count to ten. - Make it 20."
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"- Bye, Mom. See you later. - Have a great day."
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"- Proximity, Josh. - I'm sorry, do I know you?"
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"Don't worry, Kyle. I won't leave till you're settled."
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"[Overlapping chatter, indistinct]"
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"At first, I thought people gathered by how they dressed."
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"But bonds were acknowledged in more subtle ways too."
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"Attitude, skin color, gender."
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"There didn't seem to be any one way to figure out how these groups were formed."
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"I had to wonder,"
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"Hilary! Wait up!"
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"- What's up, Trager? - Hey."
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"I got to catch her."
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"Hills! Did you see that?"
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"Hello, awkward. Not as awkward as the actual sex, but..."
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"News flash,"
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"Guess we're still fighting."
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